Swannys Bar

Ill have a snakebite please

Can we get get Pete Lale to do the door ?

Stu, you have to prove your worth and ability. At the moment Mr Swan wants a beer, Jonno is waiting for a red bull and vodka, Clive wants a pint, Bexs is going to need water and a tia maria and coke. A coke for you. as your working the late shift. Now get to it.:lol:

i dont think pete will want to do my door so i will do it myself. i like doing the door i can keep lookout for LJ

O.K Swanny now wants a triple red bull and vodka, and Bex needs a snakebite. Your slaking, or there will be no Pizza tomorrow.

now thats what i am talking about jenny. keep up the good work :)

I think jonno was sick of waiting and gone to the pub down the road

oi stu, get me a drink boy now !!!

Oh maybe hes popped back

do the female bar staff need a uniform? discuss.

No hes hiding in the corner, trying to get some sleep.

in the time ive been waiting ive driven to my 24hr tesco n bk, now eating jam donuts !!!

I get em half price ... part of the perk for being senior sales at Greggs

Sorry, we dont have a food licence this isnt a restaurant.

jonno is loyal he knows where the good stuff happens. for all we know there might be a vapour bar elsewhere. still john lives in the real world here in swannys bar

Stu, get the drinks sorted, Im off. Have to get ready for my other job.

i think the female bar staff need bunny suits

well if you are off jenny the bar will have to close. best call last orderes

I might wear fluffy ears at some haven parks, but the bunny suit aint gonna happen. Ill wear all black thanks, it doesnt show the blood.

*DING DING* Last order gents and ladies, last order please.

so you havnt got an extension then .

ok jenny anything you say :)

keep the noise down as you leave please

erm mr swan..... i am going to trading standards.... you claimed in your advertising it was a 24 hr bar !!!

see you in court !!

Right im out too now, got to be professional again in the morning

thanks bex...............oh and dont forget those knickers you left on the stage :)

they aint mine :proud: im wearing them

*Hands everyone their drinks*
Along with a free packet of nuts since its first night of opening.

(Off Topic - I have been boasting for ages theres been no rain here, just sun here in great yarmouth - i have been to florida and been through their worst storms, but the biggest and loudest thunder/lighting just struk and set the hotel fire alarm off so everyone just gone out side! I just got back into my room, sorry for delay.)

But Enjoy your drinks... anything else, just ask :crazy:

Mr Stu

oops their mine.. sorry guys !! :blush:

lol, yea poor excuse for falling asleep in the corner mr stu :d

off topic - i had to move show bars today as the ceiling collapsed due to heavy rainfall !!

Finally some excitement !

Thanks for the drink stu :)

thanks mr stu you just saved me a court case. you do know your on the night shift tho so keep it up

Gosh I can remember that happening at *aheam* wilkos when i worked there, had to close the shop and had no stationary department for 3 weeks. Most exciting hting that happened

Swanny when can i try out my Cocktails ?

Mr Stu

i went to glyns caravan and he put on a buffet which was nice :)

now mr stu....bex wants a slow screw :)

stu ill try one, but i want you to do a tom cruise impression !!!

:)

or was it sex on the beach

lol yeah without a drop spilled

Glyns Caravan - sounds like a cafe. LOL.

A slow Screw ay - ... never done that before.. LOL!

Mr Stu