Swannys Bar

yeah i will ask the moderator to change the thread name to Swannys Bar. cheers clive what a cool idea

Your wish is my command Shane!!:)

LOL

blimey what a busy night tonight !!

what time does the bar close shane ?

any dancers in here?

LOL............. WELCOME TO SWANNYS BAR............

happy hour and bingo on monday nights

quiz nights on tuesdays

singles night wed nights

darts thursday nights

karaoke friday nights

lets see how drunk we can get saturday nights

pool nights sunday nights

im disapointed theres only one happy hour !!!

what kind of bar is this !!!!

Sorry Clive, this establishment doesnt have an entertainment licence!!

Swannys bar is a 24hr bar just come in and help yourself.

in this time of rising bils and inflation and credit crunch we need some sort of free stuff so its allfree in here.

there is a dancer in the form of jonno when he does lessons from clive

the licence is in the post geof honest. :)

lol, ohhhh god jonno dancing... would loovveee to see that...

LOL only if i get a receipt !!

bex do you want a job :)

i have a good job for her !!! :)

I would love to hear the propositions ... go ahead boys

oi dont you go stepping on my turf. i asked first

i cant its a public forum :)

Wendy is prepared to give a receipt, takes credit cards and would consider block bookings and group rates for FRA members if she can be the landlady,as she is still bleating that it was her idea.
no livestock in the saloon bar please

no dogs??? damn i better get out then hahah :D

you got a job but you not tell me it tssss am not having that lol

hmmmmmmm it does seem i might need a manager to run this establshment. will she live on the premises. i need full committment and nothing less.

do we allow women in here, which night is ladies night ??? :)

bex i need to know if you have had any experience with poles. preferably the ones you dance around and are you shy????

its ok she is noooooo lady

ask the manager i just own the joint :)

If Wendy is the landlady, can I be the bar staff. I have experience. :mrgreen:

Oi, i can be one of the lads sometimes ya know... and poles... haha i catch ya drift :P i did used to dance, and wheres the fun with a shy girl?

joint?

there is a strict no drugs policy !! thankyou

wheres my manager.......i am doing all the work in here. jenny chief barstaff now enrolled. any other barstaff has to see jenny

what about chavs ?
is LJ allowed in?

Just behave you lot ,
I would hate to have to revoke the bars licence for keeping a disorderly house!!

(Remember, what the chairman giveth the chairman can also take away!!) :wink:

any my roll... ??

By the way, I double as a bouncer. Step out of line and out you go.

bex get up on that stage and do your stuff. you are on 10% to start till i see what you can do

10% wouldnt normally get out of bed for that? can i keep any tips? haha, as for chavs they might come in selling there dodgy bling init brap

Can i be bar Staff, ill be the younger member of the bar staff then. LMAO!! Jenny can teach me. Though from what i herd, Jenny should be the poll dancer :rofl: Shake that bum Jenny....

Mr Stu

so Geoff you are the bad licenceing officer and copper are you. best behave while you are around then

hello hello hello whats going on here then

thats not what i heard bex. i heard you would do the job for the love of it now 10% or get down and put your gear back on :)

yes boss.

mr stu as junior bar staff i want a drink. tripple vdka redbull please.