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Agh, really sorry, I have kind of an imagination block ATM. Dont worry, itll pass soon, and Ill have more fights up!
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Take your time with them. We cant wait to see them.
Why would I take my time if you cant wait? Aint that a little contradictive? :proud:
Okay, one fight up for now!
Rocky Raccoon vs. Fifi LaFume
House fighters are Big Mac & Asterix.
A cartoony-style racing music ensues as the raccoon and skunk begin to speed around the arena, the raccoon desperately trying to evade the reach of the happy, purple skunk. The audience watches them running around with slight amusement, but after a little while they start to get nauseous and run off to throw up into a hallway which a sign displaying restroom had pointed to, and all of them fall out of a conveniently placed air lock hidden under the floor into the depths of space and freeze to death. Meanwhile, Rocky and Fifi are still in a rumble. Rocky decides to go on the offensive now and halts suddenly. He leaps backwards into Fifi and headbutts her into the ground. Fifi automatically releases her trademark...smell into the arena; fortunately, Asterix is wearing his nose plugs, Big Mac cant smell, and the audience is completely gone. Rocky however is desperately trying to hold his snout closed so that the odour cant penetrate into his brain; however his face is steadily getting redder and redder. Fifi takes the opportunity and tackle-hugs Rocky over, squeezing him extremely tightly. Rocky would be screaming in agony had he not been constricting his nasal passage and windpipe. Suddenly the head of Rocky pops off to reveal a plastic dummy of Rocky Raccoon, and Fifi raises an eyebrow confusedly. The real Rocky Raccoon was snickering behind a tree in the Boreal Plains forest when suddenly a large grizzly bear lands on him, squashing him flat. The grizzly bear wonders what he did to deserve being dropped from the sky.
Fifi LaFume advances to Round 2!
Who are still in the competition? There are so many i lost track.
Okay, for Leos sake, Ill update the list:
Completed matches (the winner is in green and the loser is in red)
The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson
Riff vs. Foxpig
Seong Mi-Na vs. Trogdor the Burninator
A bowl of custard vs. Evil Mighty Morphin Green Ranger
Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen
XS3 vs. Bender
Chastity Dingle vs. Google
Monoxide vs. Dethklok
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischord
Pussycat vs. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones vs. A goth who wields a tanto
A ninja vs. Myzery
Diotoir vs. Santa Claus
Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell
Sociology vs. Beavis
Professor Vengeance vs. A half-eaten bacon sandwich
Slipknot vs. The most harmless, cute and innocent thing in the universe
A gold pocketwatch vs. The City Wok Owner
Rapier vs. Mini Fridge
Al Gore vs. Hammer Bro.
Tekkaman vs. Barney
Fighter vs. Danish cartoonist
Violent The Wraith J vs. Wild horses
A can of Barqs root beer vs. A jar of crab paste
Jamie Madrox vs. Talkie Toaster
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. PC
Barry the mutant cuckoo clock vs. Stewie Griffin
Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi
Los Angeles cheerleader vs. Cheese monster
Rusty nail vs. Michael Jackson
Lord Doomforall vs. Thomas the Tank Engine
ABK vs. Arael
Bun-Bun vs. A squinting teacher
Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing vs. Ozzy Osbourne
Dark Magician vs. A Wiimote
Kenshiro vs. Jeffrey Nothing
A bobsleigh vs. Homer Simpson
Samus Aran vs. Sonic & Tails
13 vs. Hobbes
Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper
Rose/Tardis Deity vs. Slappy Squirrel
Link vs. A giant ball of enraged leopards
A hippopotamus vs. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel
Shaggy 2 Dope vs. Kiki
9,000,000 Bicycles vs. Master Hand
Rocky Raccoon vs. Fifi LaFume
Still to come
Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain
Frosty the Snowman vs. Blod
Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel
Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter
Next fights up shortly.
So...the Hippopotamus vs Pretzel one had two winners?
Oops, made an error...:lame:
A hippopotamus vs. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel
Just to let you know, Im still alive. =P I just havent been on MSN cause my house burned down on the 24th and this dial-up here at the place Im staying is kind of a tool even though its the only chance of getting online Ive got. _
Yowch, sorry to hear about that Mark. Hope everything works out.
Dude, that really sucks... I give my condolences. U_U
Maybe this will cheer you up...
Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain
House fighters are Cortez & Exa-Gore-Ic.
Its Chuck Norris, the master of all that is martial arts, versus the drugged up, ready-to-scream-the-lyrics-to-Smells-Like-Teen-Spirit-in-your-face Kurt Cobain. The match begins with Cobain spitting in Norris face. Norris responds with a Mezentius Style karate chop to Cobains jaw. The audience is astounded: no one knew that Chuck Norris knew the ways of the Mezentius. Apparently, some other creatures who DID know the ways of the Mezentius didnt know that Chuck Norris was learnt in that style either, for suddenly hundreds of Lizardmen swarm Final Destination and lunge violently at Chuck Norris. Norris however beats the crap out of them without breaking a sweat, but they recover instantly and continue their assault. All of a sudden, Kurt Cobain gets an idea and starts to write lyrics to a song. A ten-ton weight falls on a random Klingon in the audience for no reason. Kody shoots the narrator for inputting that ridiculous filler scene -
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We return to the match, and a new narrator is narrating the match as Chuck Norris is still in fighting stance and the hundreds of Lizardmen are sprawled on the floor. Whats this?! The band members of Static-X have come up onto the arena platform and are beating Kurt Cobain senseless! Norris scratches his head as Static-X leave the arena and leave Kurt Cobain in a broken heap. Ah, this just in...all of you who wondered what the hell happened, Kurt Cobain began his solo which resulted in the Lizardmen keeling over for some reason, and then he named his solo Reptile...ah, that explains why Static-X came, because Kurt Cobain ripped off a song from their latest album. Anyway a great big hand comes up from above and snatches the pile of Kurt Cobain parts and brings it to the heavens...Anthony Politzi also scratches his head and wonders why Cobain wasnt sent to hell instead.
Chuck Norris advances to Round 2!
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Frosty the Snowman vs. Blod
House fighters are Taki & The Sickness.
Frosty the Snowman assaults the superpower immediately, by launching a rather cold and fluffy white projectile at the face of the brother of God. The snowball however does little except anger Blod, who rains down thousands of thunderbolts onto the poor fairy-tale snowy creature. The lightnings join into one superbolt which strikes the hat of the snowman, but unbelieveably, the hat becomes a lightning rod, which swallows the lightning and protects Frosty from the intense heat of the negative charge. Frosty bounces forward and tackles Blod with his hat but the hat is held off and Frosty is shoved backwards by the infinite power of the being. Blod is about to summon a searing heat wave when Frosty offers to sing before Blod. Blod agrees to this but has no idea what is in store for him. Frosty suddenly emits a shrill, high-pitched wailing, this is extremely loud but more so due to Frosty imitating nails on chalkboard coupled with music from S Club 7. This atrocity is too much even for Blod to bear and he collapses forward, blockading his eardrums but the sound still finds its way in anyway. Even the house fighters are being pressurized here. The Sickness is changing colours rapidly, and spazzing out, and Taki is curled up in a ball, but nothing seems to halt the horrid noise that is being screeched from the evil snowman. Suddenly a piece of rubble falls on top of Frosty and squashes him flat. The squealing stops, fades, and dies, and everybody looks up to see where the rock came from. Wile E. Coyote shrugs, pulling out the leek thrust through his head via his ears, and climbs down off of the coniveniently placed crane beside the The Sickness.
Blod advances to Round 2!
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Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel
House fighter is The Watcher.
Jack is cheesed off as he gnaws on a hunk of havarti. He never got to kill Clover from the second Wars Incarnate, and is too bitter to even think straight. He tosses a dart at a picture of her and it hits it straight in the head. So when Jack turns around, hes faced by Leliel, the twelfth Angel. The fight begins by Leliel opening up a portal or plothole to a sub-dimension, but Jack nimbly steps around it. Franks eyebrow twitches. Leliel then disappears under the arena, and Jack waits. About 0.001 seconds later, Leliel attacks from above from another plothole. Jack runs right over the plothole that Leliels rear end is still sticking out of, and Leliel comes into contact with herself. The result of this is a gigantic explosion that almost completely levels the entire arena, leaving but about 5 square metres of arena to walk on. This should have made Jack win but suddenly theres a yell from the audience. Its actually Clover, and shes here to get rid of Jack since Slammer beat Jack last time and not her. She tells Kody to put her in Leliels place but that if she wins, then he has to bring Leliel back and advance her. Kody agrees to this but severely handicaps Clover anyway just to see what happens. So Jack won the rather 18+ rated fight which Kody cant describe because of certain things. Lets just say there was...some blood. More like a lot of it. Kody chases Kane Aston from the scene with a wooden chair.
Jack the Ripper advances to Round 2!
Still to come:
Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter
Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
House fighters are Cortez & The Sickness.
Shadehawk jumps forward with his trademark gun in hand, but Jumpsteady...er, jumps as well, and they butt heads. Butt-head comes onto the stage and says something about cliches but Frank releases the cat out of the bag, and unfortunately it mauls all three of them. While Butt-head stumbles and falls off the stage, the fight resumes, but is now much more one-sided since Shadehawk is now deprived of his gun that the cat fed to Alex Holts robotic panda from the previous Snow thread. Jumpsteady rams Shadehawk in the head again, and Shadehawk collapses immediately, almost snapping his vertebrae but just manages to stay in one piece; however Jumpsteady is already top of Shadehawk throwing the fists. Shadehawk suddenly lurches forward and placing both feet on Jumpsteadys midsection launches him into Cortez. Unfortunately for Cortez the impact was too great and he collapses in a pile of bones. More importantly, Jumpsteady is trapped in Cortezs rib cage and The Sickness travels over to Cortez and envelops Jumpsteady in toxic smoke. Ironically, the smoke turns to flames which smother Jumpsteady and, after a few minutes, reduce him to half a charred skeleton. Even Cortezs bones take a charring and he cant reform, and has to be rushed to a hospital...somewhere. Shadehawk is rather disturbed by this sight and decides to blow the joint and wait for his next fight.
Shadehawk advances to Round 2!
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St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
House fighters are Taki and Tira.
Thomas the Tank Engine enters the arena, wearing an evil grin. Lord DoomForAlls eyes narrow; he already defeated Thomas, what the bloody hell is going on? Suddenly, Thomas explodes to reveal the devil himself, red, horns, tail, and all. The Jushi Sentai France Five drop down from the sky and in front of the devil, who simply laughs at them. Even the laughing is painful, and the France Five drop to their knees in agony, the scorn and mirth of Satan ringing in their ears though they are shut. And obviously its St. Lucifer himself who makes the first move, torching the arena with a blast of hellfire from his hands. The France Five look up, and then nimbly dodge the fiery beam just in time. Lucifer growls and stomps the arena, sending the France Five over onto their backs. Then Lucifer grabs a very heavy object and prepares to smash the leader, Fromage, to pieces with it. Unfortunately for Lucifer, that object is the Eiffel Tower, and the France Five cant stand to see it in the hands of the anti-christ. They leap into action, and normally this would have been a very stupid thing to do but the circumstances are in the France Fives favour now. Lucifer feels the might of his fiery fury cooled as he is bombarded by a barrage of kicks and relinquishes his grip on the Tower with a howl, which causes it to fall on him. The France Five gasp as the Eiffel Tower smashes into a billion pieces and lies on top of the antichrist in rubble. A few moments pass in silence, and everybody just remains where they are. Then suddenly the ruins of the Eiffel Tower burst up from the ground and Lucifer stands tall again, his eyes blazing. The France Five fall back in terror, but before they can do so much as shout Lucifer unsheathes a great flaming sword and swats them all with it. They burn to ashes before they even drop to the nothingness below. St. Lucifer sheathes the fiery tongue, and gives the merest half-glance in Lord DoomFoorAlls direction before pyro-teleporting back to his lair.
St. Lucifer advances to Round 2!
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Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
House fighters are Big Mac and Hamlet.
Major Tom is a stately gentlemen, however he doesnt believe it fairytales. But Santa Claws is Santa Claus...with claws! Scary! But not really. Unless youre Major Tom. Kody freezes the narrator in time for wasting a line or two and hires a new one. Back to the match, Major Tom isnt doing too well; hes almost entirely on the defensive. Suddenly Major Tom pulls out a microphone and starts singing the Birmingham song...in E-minor. Hamlet has a chat with Exa-Gore-Ic in the stands, who agrees to set a barrier around the arena until the song ends. The audience is saved from any high-pitched wailing...for this fight anyway. Back in the arena, the Santa Claws gets a chalkboard and scratches his claws on it. This drowns out the Birmingham melody immediately with a immense SCREEEEEEEEECH, and Major Tom spasms for a split-second before jumping in his MINI Cooper and driving into and over Santa Claws, but what Major Tom doesnt realize is that Santa Claws clawed into the MINIs motor, resulting in an explosion that thankfully ejects Major Tom from the foundered vehicle but less thankfully right in front of the evil, sharp-appendaged Saint Nick. Santa Claws raises a foot to stomp on Major Toms face, yet in that time Major Tom got out of the way, and the foot went through the ground since Santa Claws had to get a prosthetic foot for breaking the real one going down a chimney the wrong way. Major Tom draws out an iron hammer whilst the Claws, er, claws at the ground attempting to break free. But its too late; there is a loud crack, and Santa Claws keels in reverse, nose broken, and conscious unconscious. The dome is lifted and Hamlet salutes Major Tom, then kicks him off the stage just because he can.
Major Tom advances to Round 2!
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Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
House fighters are Asterix and Obelix.
Squidward enters the arena alone. Where are those two idiots, the squid thinks to himself. Probably chickened out, it seems, and he laughs moronically before pulling his clarinet and playing horribly. The audience groans, but their ears are spared now thanks to the arrival of...Paris Hilton?! Squidward stops playing the clarinet, and stuffs it down her throat, causing her to explode. Then comes Will Smith, and he and Squidward engage in a game of fisticuffs, resulting in Squidward winning, but only because Squidward shoved Wills fist into his own face. Ryan Seacrest enters the arena next. Squidward is confused, but fights Seacrest anyway, and trips him into a net, which flings Seacrest across a desert where hes attacked by sea crabs infected with leprosy. Squidwards doom is imminent now, as Steven Seagal comes in. Thats right, Nick, and I cant believe how badly we fooled them, giving them counterfeit money, says a voice from above, and both Squidward and Seagal look up. Its Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez in a announcing box. Uh oh, I think theyre onto us, says Nick Diamond, and they bolt, as Steven Seagal leaves the arena and chases after them. Squidward turns to face the audience and is engulfed in rotten tomates.
But Squidward Tentacles advances to Round 2 anyway!
Still to come:
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
House fighters are Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic.
The cat, namely a Siamese, has already attacked Blaze, scratching and biting like mad. Norbert touches Blaze and they engage in an RPG match. Erhem...
*cheesy RPG music*
NORBERT
HP: 25/25
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE
HP: 25/25
NORBERT USES SCRATCH.
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE TAKES 1 DAMAGE.
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE USES STOMP.
NORBERT TAKES 5 DAMAGE.
NORBERT
HP: 20/25
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE
HP: 24/25
NORBERT USES HOWL.
NORBERTS ATTACK ROSE!
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE USES STUPID GUN ON NORBERT.
NORBERT BECOMES STUPID.
NORBERT IS STUPID.
NORBERT TRIPS OVER HIS TAIL AND CAUSES 5 DAMAGE TO HIMSELF.
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE USES SHOT GUN.
NORBERT TAKES 1,000,000,000,000 DAMAGE.
NORBERT
HP: 0/25
BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE
HP: 24/25
Blaze Ya Dead Homie advances to Round 2!
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Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
House fighter is The Watcher.
The prawn leaps forward like the cat did, but this time an RPG battle does not occur. Instead, its a real-time strategy battle!
Black Mage directs his forces, namely M.A.R.T.A.Ns, towards the prawn, who attacks without warning. M.A.R.T.A.Ns of course are stupid and they kill each other over a pie that was placed by Fighter nearby. Black Mage decides to play cheesy. KAMEHAMEHA! he cries and destroys the prawn with a single blast, obliterating not only the prawn but Fighter and the M.A.R.T.A.N bodies as well. However as we all know, in RTS games to kill off an opponent you must destroy the enemy stronghold too or they will regenerate. Really? Thanks, says Black Mage to the narrator. Darn it. I mean...uh...Black Mage finds the stronghold nearby: a tree. A huge tree. A tree bigger than that giant Black Mage and Fighter fought some time ago...suddenly the prawn appears, about 10x as big as it was before. Black Mage wonders why rabies-infected shrimps live in huge trees, and especially big ones, but while hes thinking this the prawn pounces on him and pins him to the ground. Its about to bite into him when Black Mage summons the power of 100 White Mages which, with a wave of their staffs, summon a gigantic blast of white fire which incinerate the tree and the prawn in one fell swoop. They forgot, hopwever, that Black Mage got caught in the fire, but since his stronghold, a majestic castle, is nearby, they dont need to worry. Black Mage re-enters the scene a second later, and pays one of the White Mages about 10 pounds for the quick appearance.
Black Mage advances to Round 2!
I smell a Pokemon player. :)
Cool I have at least one player left.
Cracking stuff again, Kody! And now, for my final Round 1 tactics.
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
AN ARMY OF CYBERMEN VS The fat guy from Boogie Nights (aka Philip Seymour Hoffman)
Fighting Time Lords and Daleks is one thing, but fighting a man pretending to be a gay boom operator for porn films? Thats weird even for a Doctor Who viewer. :lame:
The key to victory here will be numbers. Cybermen arent quite as tough as Daleks, but there sure are a lot of them. Also, Hoffman will find it hard to act his way out of trouble, as Cybermen are emotionless and thus immune to the charms of Oscar winners. Overpower Hoffman before he can take too many down with his boom mike and chuck him into a CyberConverter.
If things get desperate, start converting the audience. :wink:
More for you! :proud:
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
House fighters are Ancalagon & Exa-Gore-Ic.
Its the Chaos Mole who charges forward with an ear-splitting squeal of rage, but he cant hurt the stingray because the stingray is in a giant fishtank with bulletproof glass. However Daniel isnt called the Chaos Mole for nothing, and with another squeak, a horde of blue-footed boobies from the Galapagos Islands, which are rather tasty birds when roasted, swarm into the arena and begin pecking the glass. Another squeak, and the arena floor rumbles and legions of millipedes burst from the ground and crawl up the tank, but since the boobies are pecking the tank the milipedes cave in to the pressure and fall back onto the floor. Then Daniel summons the most frightening force yet: a surge of horned toads with laser eyes stream up from the holes the millipedes made in the floor and jump into the tank with a single bound. The stingray recoils at first, but suddenly and to the consternation of Daniel, the boobies and the millipedes, the toads disintegrate leaving skeletons of their former selves. Daniel backs away; what kind of enemy are we dealing with here, wonders the petrified mole, but he only has a second to ponder this as the stingray starts swimming around faster and faster, and the tank tips over deluging them all in the liquidy substance. Much to the surprise of the audience the liquid doesnt seem to be water as Daniel, the boobies and millipedes start to melt on the spot, and become puddles. Exa-Gore-Ic finally realizes: the liquid was not water at all but a highly corrosive isotope of hydrochloric acid that burns almost anything it touches, however the stingray had an exterior coating that repelled the effect of the acid.
A stingray advances to Round 2!
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And now for some short fights.
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
House fighters are Taki and Tira.
Mara Jade Skywalker, the Jedi knight, wanders the arena looking for her opponent. Shes rather angry because she lost to that stupid golden monkey from the Wars Incarnate II. Also, she notices that Tira is absent from the precedings. Taki merely shrugs and continues to slurp on her strawberry milkshake. Unfortunately for Raymundo, Tira before the match had taken a liking to him and dragged him off to Ostrheinburg where he was commited to slavery of one of the worst kinds, but I wont spoil it for you. So Mara Jade immediately advances to the next round thanks to an absence from Raymundo. Dont worry, Tira shall be punished. =D
Mara Jade Skywalker advances to Round 2!
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Cyberman Army vs. Philip Seymour Hoffman, the fat guy from Boogie Nights
House fighters are Asterix and Obelix.
The Cybermen surround Hoffman and slam into him but due to his girth they bounce off of him and fall backwards. Hoffman laughs nerdily at them. Futile seeing as thousands of spaceships filled with Cybermen inhabit the area around the arena. How rare. Anyway its impossible for poor Hoffman to win this fight, and even though he runs away from the beams they fire at them, a random safe falls on top of one of the ships, causing it to pile itself into another, and the effect is like a Domino pile; all of the ships fall out of the sky, and I said impossible before, because they all land on top of Hoffman and crush his brains out. Asterix and Obelix shrug and then proceed to beat up on the remaining Cybermen, who get the gist and get the hell out of there ASAP.
Cyberman Army advance to Round 2!
CRAZY FROGS TACTICS
Be annoying. Scream as loud as possible, creating a sort of force field.
OMG, I CAN ACCESS THIS SITE AT SCHOOL.
...kick arse. =D
Haha. Now for the final two fights.
Pee-wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
House fighters are Hamlet and Big Mac.
Its the short guy versus the annoying amphibian. Crazy Frog starts out by parodying Justin Timberlakes newest album while riding around on a skateboard trying to run Pee-wee over. Pee-wee responds by hopping on his bike and riding away from Crazy Frog. Unfortunately for Pee-wee the evil lyrics get to him and he drives straight over the edge and...WHATS THIS!? Pee-wee hasnt fallen off of the arena, in fact, hes defying gravity! William Dijikstra shakes his fist at Pee-wee before exiting the stands in a rage. It seems that the tires on Pee-wees bike have a sticky coating that allows it to stick to any surface while still allowing movement. Unfortunately this doesnt last long, and Pee-wee finds himself stuck at the bottom of the arena with the tires only sticking to the rotating sphere in the center. What Pee-wee doesnt realize is that the sphere is electrified, and about 1,000,000 volts course through his body, charbroiling him to a crisp. However, whiles this was going on Crazy Frog was still riding around singing because he didnt know what else to do. The audience displayus mixed emotions because some hate Crazy Frog, some people dont, but Hamlet certainly DOES hate Crazy Frogs music and he proceeds to slash the singing frog into two. As this happens, Pee-wees bike loses its grip and he falls into the abyss below. Thankfully Crazy Frog kicked the bucket first so Pee-wee Herman is safe for now.
Pee-wee Herman advances to Round 2!
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A pirate vs. Anti-Matter
House fighters are Cortez & The Sickness.
The swirling ball of anti-matter actually glows black in an ominous way as its prey steps near. The pirate isnt really scared of the anti-matter, hes scared of what it can do. The anti-matter turns into a shadow of the pirate, shape and size the exact same as the real pirate. It seems that the pirate is at a loss as to what to do. Cortez, being a pirate himself, cant help but give a fellow pirate advice as to how to fight his opponent, and bends down to whisper something in the other pirates ear. The pirate thanks Cortez and turns to face the anti-pirate, who is very near by now. He grabs his cutlass and hurls it at the anti-pirate. The anti-pirate takes in the cutlass, and instantly there is a bang, and a small amount of the dark matter deteriorates. The pirate starts hurling more items at the anti-matter; a rapier, a sabre, a picture of his wife, a picture of his ex-wife, and a great white shark tooth. The anti-matter realizes a second too late that these are things that also make up the pirate, not just mass. The anti-matter lets out a howl as it implodes out of existance, but the pirate bursts into tears as he now misses the treasures he threw at the dark monster.
A pirate advances to Round 2!
Thats it for Round 1! Round 2 line-ups in a minute...
Round 2
Talkie Toaster vs. A can of Barqs root beer
Kenshiro vs. Squidward Tentacles
Violent The Wraith J vs. Hobbes
The Grim Reaper vs. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
Diotoir vs. Zinedine Zidane
St. Lucifer vs. Kiki
Cheese monster vs. Google
The Mad Hatter vs. Black Mage
A Wiimote vs. XS3
Full Metal Alchemist vs. A hippopotamus
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. Blod
Seong Mi-Na the Phoenix vs. Major Tom
Chuck Norris vs. A ninja
Master Hand vs. Monoxide
Link vs. Samus Aran
A pirate vs. Mini Fridge
Arael vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Ming Higurashi vs. Cyberman Army
Slappy Squirrel vs. Hammer Brother
Tekkaman vs. Foxpig
Stewie Griffin vs. Lord DoomForAll
Professor Vengeance vs. Jack the Ripper
Beavis vs. Slipknot
Fifi LaFume vs. A bowl of custard
Pee-wee Herman vs. Rusty nail
Mara Jade Skywalker vs. A goth who wields a tanto
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Bun-Bun
Shadehawk vs. A stingray
A gold pocketwatch vs. Homer Simpson
Pussycat vs. Danish cartoonist
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I really soulh of put upthe list of Raymundos weapons. DOH
Violent The Wraith J vs. Hobbes
Stay offstage. Then come out of nowehre. And maul. MAUL HARD.
Beavis vs. Slipknot
ROCK!!! ROCK!!!!
Pee-wee Herman vs. Rusty nail
Get a pair of pliers, put it into a glass of water, then drop it into a furnace.
ROUND 2 TACTICS
SQUIDWARD: Play that clarinet! Possibly go into a big rant if someone calls him a squid (hes officially an octopus, surprisingly enough)
HIPPOPOTAMUS: Charge, mouth open and try to crush it.
MINI FRIDGE: Hide some rum inside, then once the pirate grabs it, HAMMER IT!!
CUSTARD: Custard has no sense of smell. Work it out from there.
HOMER: Smash the pocketwatch. Whether he does this intentionally or accidently is up to you.
Zinedine Zidane...
HEADBUTT!
Violent Js tactics,invoke the power of the dark carnival, and wield the hatchet.
Kenshiros Tactics. Hope that Squidward has pressure points, but otherwise just kick him/stamp on him a lot.
Diotoirs tactics. Set on fire, so that when Zidane headbutts Diotoir, hopefully his head will burn up.
Hopefully the army of Cyberman will win.
Round 2
Talkie Toaster vs. A can of Barqs root beer
House fighters are Ancalagon & Asterix.
The toaster, which somehow grew wheels during the intermission, trundles over to the can of root beer and tips it over. Unfortunately the toaster forgot that the can was closed, so nothing really happens. All of a sudden a large meteorite crashes into the arena and obliterates both competitors. Kody is rather amused by this sight, on account of he was the one who caused it to happen. The narrator shakes his head and returns to commentating the fight. But what fight? The meteorite seems to have destroyed them both, and taken out nearly all of the arena as well. Ancalagon scoops up the space rock and hurls it across the galaxy, resulting in it colliding with the core of a nebula and imploding it, which also results in pretty colours for organisms 1 million miles away and over, and fiery death for organisms 50,000 miles away...and under. Now that the meteorite has been demolished, we can see the remains of the competitors. However, although the Talkie Toaster has been squished, the voicebox manages to send out one word Ouch. whereas the can of root beer is flattened, covered in its own contents.
Talkie Toaster advances to Round 3!
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(we take a commercial break to repair the arena and find that Simon Cowell is dancing on it whilst returning. GET OUTTA HERE, YA MANGY GIT!!!)
Kenshiro vs. Squidward Tentacles
House fighters are Exa-Gore-Ic and Tira.
Kenshiro raises a foot and stomps like a sumo wrestler, causing the Spongebob character to lose his balance and topple onto his face. Unfortunately for Squidward he just happened to leave his clarinet on the ground in front of him, and he falls on it. This causes the clarinet to be forced down his throat, suffocating him. Kenshiro decides to show compassion towards Squidward, and performing the Heimlich Maneouver successfully manages to extricate the musical instrument from Squidwards throat. However Kenshiro forgot that he, himself, is one of the strongest men in the universe, and that using that particular move on Squidward crushed his lungs and spine. The limp form of the sea dweller collapses to the ground, passing away and being forgotten by everybody. The clarinet was supposed to be frozen in time but a random hobo threw it in a incinerator and now it is lost forever. Big deal.
Kenshiro advances to Round 3!
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Violent The Wraith J vs. Hobbes
House fighters are Hamlet and Obelix.
Violent J leers at Hobbes, thinking that nothing can defeat him in this new form. Before the match Leo asked him if he could use the power of the dark carnival in this upcoming match. Violent J agreed to this and with a wave of his hand suddenly Final Destination becomes a horror-filled theme park. Hobbes cries out in terror before running away like a kitten with its tail between its legs. Violent J is enheartened with glee by the cowardice of the tiger and pursues him with a great big dirty hatchet. Hobbes enters a ride called Temple of Doom, which is more or less like a roller coaster with flamethrowers, truncheons, lawyers posing as salespeople, and millions of other obscenities. Violent J, rather than continuing his pursuit of his victim, simply waits at the entrance for the ride to end. Soon Hobbes is completely white and shaking, eyes bulging with fear. He goes over a loop-de-loop and falls out of his seat only to fall back in as the ride ends. Violent J readies the hatchet and as the car passes one swipe of the weapon confirms that Hobbes has really, er, lost his head, and the match.
Violent The Wraith J advances to Round 3!
Woohoo! Very cool stuff.
Im a bit upset about the toaster getting squashed! Glad it won though...
I really shouldve made The Savage Toaster more like Talkie Toaster- fairly easy flat sides. Early sketches of TST did look like that, and if Id stuck with it we might actually have got it ready for RW. Get Talkie fixed or rebuilt for the next round!
Maybe, but high-ish, flat sides in a flipper filled environment is asking for trouble
True enough, which is why Ka-Pow! is a fairly normal low wedge. Theres no real way The Savage Toaster would have won much but it wouldve been nice to see it on RW...
Be warned; next fight is not for the faint of heart...
The Grim Reaper vs. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
House fighters are Big Mac & Cortez.
Grim cackles menacingly, and waits for the opponents move. Nightwing is the first to make a move; within a split-second large quantites of fur, claws, and teeth propel themselves towards the slightly comical hooded figure, but Grim is unmoved by this. He pulls a Gandalf...out of the ground. Weird. Gandalf shouts at Grim and gets out his staff; Nightwing stays stock still as Grim turns upon Gandalf and his scythe blade glows as it collides with the tip of Gandalfs staff. Solaria is able to shield herself in time, however Nightwing is too close and is caught in the inter-galactic blast, and disintegrates. Solaria screams in rage and makes a beeline for Grims head. However the blast did much more than that...suddenly a plothole opens, and hundreds of spaceships that look exactly like the ones from Invader Zim zoom through the arena blasting everything in sight. Solaria is stopped short and again shields herself again, but the beams hit Grim and bounce off him. It must be an invulnerability, and Grim makes the most of it. Tossing Gandalf away, Grim begins making elequent movements that look impossible for his posture, and Solaria barely dodges them, however little does Solaria know that behind her is the house fighter Cortez, who grabs her and chomps her in half before she can even cry out in terror. Gandalf attempts to charge down Grim but unfortunately a blast from one of the ships catches him and is burnt to a crisp. Invader Zim laughs before throwing a hole bunch of Teletubbies dolls into the air, which are destroyed in the ensuing chaos.
The Grim Reaper advances to Round 3!
And oh yeah, I gotta make the arena battle-proof...=P
Awesome fights, man. Cant wait until the new ones come out.
o.o
Tin Foil Pwns You
Diotoir vs. Zinedine Zidane
House fighters are Taki & The Sickness.
Diotoir charges forward with the flipper, and Zinedine Zidane lets fly with his left foot. Unfortunately underneath all that fur Diotoir is 100% cold metal, and so Zidane recoils with a howl of pain. Diotoir drives forward right into Zidanes other foot and knocks him to the ground. Even less fortunately for Zidane, the arena is now coated with a thick layer of adamantium, so Zidanes head meets the armour with a great BANG. However as we all know Zidanes head is his hardest feature, and the skull and brain take little to no damage from the impact. Zidane gets back up in time to be knocked down again from another charge from the speckled killer. Zidane growls at him. Dont make me angry, you wouldnt me when Im angry, he says, and suddenly the French uniform bursts away as Zidane becomes a huge, muscular green figure with an uncontrolable temper. Diotoir backs away and bumps into Taki behind him. The ninjas eyes narrow but just as shes about to slit open the comedy bot who defeated Tornado, Zidane-Hulk at the same time meets The Sickness. The cloud of illness envelops Zidane, bombarding him with massive amounts of radiation. The monster is unable to absorb the huge dose of isotopes and explodes in a shower of green slime, bringing this rather horrific battle to an end.
Diotoir advances to Round 3!
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St. Lucifer vs. Kiki
House fighter is the Watcher.
Lucifer grabs Kiki immediately and, instead of incinerating the ferret in a blast of hellfire, simply looks at her. Such a cute, harmless thing...nothing it can do against the all-powerful anti-christ, no? Lucifer, however, knows about random occurrences that try and destroy him, and decides to travel in time. Hamlet, in the audience, shakes his fist at Lucifer but too late; hes gone. Lucifer goes back to the days where the comic featuring Kiki, Bun-Bun, and Riff was made, and slashes the cartoonists hand off so that he cant draw anymore, forcing the comic to cease production and so it is as if Kiki, Bun-Bun, and Riff never existed. Lucifer goes back to the future, and finds himself looking up at a huge Persian cat. Its Pussycat, and he seems to have been given some growth hormones. Of course...with those entries out of the way, Frank had to enter 3 wimpy ones, and so decided to increase the cats power. Lucifer stands in awe, but finally comes back to the reality that hes the anti-christ. Pussycat pounces but Lucifer obliterates the cat with a great tide of molten lava that came up out of nowhere.
Everybody calls in upon Kody to fix the mess, and he rights what Lucifer wronged, but since Lucifer won his fight, Kiki automatically loses. Kiki sticks her tongue out at the decision.
St. Lucifer advances to Round 3!
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Cheese monster vs. Google
House fighters are Hamlet & Tira.
Though Chastity Dingle was slain, Google lives on because they hired a new owner. Unfortuantely it was Fred Flintstone, who has absolutely no idea of how search engines work. The cheese monster glides towards the prehistoric man but the executives arrive and help Fred. They tell the cheese monster to look himself up on their engine. The monster agrees to this. He searches cheese monster under Images, and the first picture that comes up is of a really dorky teenager with severe acne problems. The cheese monster is horrified, but even more so when suddenly he begins to turn into that image. The executives are really glad they put that picture of Screech Powers from Saved By The Bell up there, and now Fred charges forward, tackles the dork, and strangles him. All other monsters made of diary products immediately stop reading and go hurl in a toilet.
Google advances to Round 3!
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 2
Black Mage VS THE MAD HATTER
Black Mage wears a hat. Advantage: Tetch. :lame:
The plan here will be to deftly dodge any spells flung our way and to plant a mind-control card onto the Black Mages headgear. If it is able to overpower him, have him finish himself off with his own magic. If not, whip out a pistol from under my own hat or go Oddjob on his ass. :wink:
The Mad Hatter vs. Black Mage
House fighters are Cortez & Asterix.
Hatter giggles insanely; since his previous fight with Mike Tyson hes feeling pretty confident. He performs a series of jumping jacks to once again entertain the audience. One guy is about to throw a tomato but Hatter pulls out a pistol from his hat and points it at him with a menacing expression. The random idiot falls silent at once, and Hatter turns around to face the Black Mage who has just arrived from a fancy black limo. Hatter wonders at this as last time an opponent came out of a limo he beat him. However Black Mage isnt that stupid, and once Cortez tosses the limo away the match begins. Hatter charges at Black Mage in a kind of prance. Black Mage is stricken dumb at this but comes to his senses and tears the mind-control card apart. The audience gasps, and then quite suddenly there is a roar of voices. Black Mage stares behind Hatter, and with a gasp of horror realizes that there are hundreds of people of all ages storming into the arena with murderous looks on their faces. It seems that the Mad Hatter has built up quite the fan base in Scotland. Anyway the fans pile themselves upon Black Mage, fighting recklessly. Perhaps Hatter didnt know, but some of his fans were just too lazy to remove their arses from their seats, and are hurling items into the arena. A particularly large pineapple travels through the air and accidentally wallops Hatter in the back of the head, who jars and falls flat on his face. All the Mad Hatter fans turn to stare at the culprit, who shrugs nervously. Before anybody can react to this, Black Mage disappears in a dark thunderbolt, smiting two of the fans and turning them to ash.
Black Mage advances to Round 3!
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A Wiimote vs. XS3
House fighters are Taki & Ancalagon.
The Wiimote is incapable of self-motivation and since Mario is now destroyed by Lucifer who avenged the Dark Magician, Taki goes forward and uses it. Unfortunately the ninja has absolutely no idea how to work this type of controller. Ancalagon takes out some tiny little spectacles and a manual and looks through it while XS3 yawns
and blasts a random audience member with an energy blast; luckily its a villain, Psycrow from Earthworm Jim, who gets the gist and high-tails it outta there immediately. Ancalagon takes the Wiimote from Taki and works the controls. Nothing happens. Ancalagon is albeit confused by this. XS3, finally tired of this boredom, leaps forward and tackles the mighty beast in the stomach, however Ancalagons deadly scales reflect the charge and XS3 is thrown back in pain. Ancalagon barely notices the attack and is still trying to work the stupid controller. Then he realizes that XS3 is not a Nintendo character, but an alter-ego of one of the entrants, so the Wiimote wont work on him, but since the Wiimote is being powered, the controller must be controlling something. Ancalagon in rage and frustration smashes the Wiimote to the ground and fights with XS3, finally overcoming him and knocking him out. However the Wiimote has lost the fight. There is a horrible scream in the audience at the smashing of the accessory. Taki instantly locates the source, as a smushed Luigi plops down in his seat.
XS3 advances to Round 3!
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Full Metal Alchemist vs. A hippopotamus
House fighters are Big Mac & The Sickness.
The Alchemist grins to himself as he brews up a plan, but he doesnt have much time to think of one as the great bulk of the mammal cascades towards him. The boy leaps up and avoids the charge but the hippo comes around for another assault. The Alchemist stands there and waits. He says a few words, but is too slow to avoid the hippo this time and is trampled by the immense weight of the hippo. However the Alchemist just fused himself with Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four and now has stretchy powers, meaning that the charge barely fazed his stretchy molecules. However, the hippo is still the threat as it is one of the strongest beasts on the face of the earth. But the Alchemist merely rises up and glares coldly at the hippo. The hippo bellows defeaningly and charges again, its feet pounding the adamantium floor as it does so. The Alchemist realizes what he has to do and so stretches and mutates himself into a ramp at one end of the arena. The hippo meets the ramp but its feet catch the ramps wedgy bottom first. Therefore the hippos charge carries it too far as it propels itself over the ramp and over the edge with a terrible cry. All seems lost when suddenly the hippo pulls out a can of Red Bull and drains it. A pair of giant wings extrude just as suddenly out of hippos back, but unfortunately the wings are not enough to support the gigantic bulk of the beast and so the mammal plummets into the dark abyss below.
Full Metal Alchemist advances to Round 3!
Curses. Foiled again. :lame:
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 2
Blod VS DR IVO ROBOTNIK
Gods older but far less accomplished brother, eh? Well, Ivo Robotnik has played God a few times in his life, so at least he wont be ionised within the first few seconds. I hope.
As for a battle plan, Doc Botnik will try bamboozling Blod with science and reason. If that dont work, however, hell hop into a brand new Eggsterminator mech suit and launch a full assault with every available Badnik and boss bot available. With any luck, Ivo can scrape through. After all, there must be a reason Blod doesnt get as much fanmail as his big bro. :wink:
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. Blod
House fighters are Obelix & Exa-Gore-Ic.
Two mighty opponents confront each other in the arena immediately. Robotnik knows he cant reason with Gods brother, because he perceives the machine lords darkness and evil emotions. Its Robotnik who makes the first move, summoning an army of Swatbots who launch laser beams at Blod. Blod disappears in a flash; namely, a flash that incinerates most of the Swatbots and kindles the end of Robotniks moustache. Robotnik screams and runs around in circles in insanity, trying to put the fire out. Finally he stops, drops, and rolls around; unfortunately this causes the kindled end of his moustache to stick into his eye, burning it. He howls in pain and flails around. Blod laughs at a pitiful sight to see, but drifts into the air all the same and fends off the remaining Swatbots. Robotnik is finally able to put the flames out and stands up with a slightly burnt eye and half his moustache gone. Blod finishes off Robotniks army and rushes forward to vanquish the robo-commander. Robotnik dons his mech-suit in a split-second and plants a mechanical fist in Blods face before the underacheiver knows whats happening. Blod reels, but regains his stance. He calls down a blizzard and pelts Robotnik with the white stuff. Robotnik activates his heat ray and melts the snow all off. Blod wastes no time after that. He calls down a thousand thunderbolts which strike the mech-suit, but Robotnik has an ace up his sleeve. An antenna appears at the top of the mech-suit, and the thunderbolts hit the suit and pass through him without harm. Blod is in fetters, now, he has no idea how to stop that thing. Then he does something that he vowed he would never do ever again, the one thing that earned him less popularity than his brother.
All of a sudden, the ground shakes, and the ten plagues of Egypt are loosed. Frogs, locusts, flies, beetles, lice, and a hail of fire whirl through the arena. People in the audience break out with unhealable boils, including a little dancing Komodo dragon. They later die of malaria thanks to the fifth plague. Robotnik himself is hit with a cascade of water turned to blood, and staggers over. The mech-suit is taking heavy damage and screens open all around Robotnik with messages such as WARNING! DANGER! ARE YOU CRAZY?! SAVE YOURSELF, MAN! But before he can do that, a great darkness covers everything and everyone. No one even realizes that as the mech-suit finally gives way, a bright yellow beam is emanated and it hits Blod right in the face. Blod is unable to gasp as his exterior and interior became metallic and his prone form is transmutated to a robotic figure. Thankfully the tenth plague is not carried out, as God himself descends upon the arena and drives the darkness away. He shakes his head slowly at the mess Blod has become, and with a glow of his eyes, Blod crumbles into spare parts and broken machinery. Robotnik, grievously wounded, actually manages to smirk as he has won this fight. One of the parts found in Blods carcass is Overkills giant knife. Strange.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik advances to Round 3!
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Seong Mi-Na the Phoenix vs. Major Tom
House fighter is the Watcher.
Seong Mi-Na glares at the opponent. Major Tom is wearing an unusual assortment of clothing today: a pink-and-green-striped top hat, a blue leather vest, a pair of plum velvet trainers, and black socks with white boots. Also, he seems to be grimacing in a manic sort of way. Mi-Na isnt phased by this, but for now shes fighting without her phoenix form, and slashes Major Toms head with Scarlet Thunder. Tom ducks and the top hat gets swept off and into the audience. Bex grabs it and is mauled by other fans of the colour pink and Major Tom who want the hat. Anyway Mi-Na laughs at Tom who finds himself bald, of course, after trying to rid his hair of that annoying mouse this morning before breakfast, and shaving his head out of irritation. Tom suddenly pulls out a giant bottle of Hair Growth and applies the whole contents of the bottle to his head. The audience is appalled, but even more so when even more suddenly, great strands of hair explode out of Toms cranium and cover the arena, and seem to move around by themselves. They immediately bind Mi-Na and slam her around the arena. The Watcher tries to cry out but its muffled by all the hair. The audience is about to run away when suddenly Mi-Nas eyes first glow bright crimson, a deep orange, and finally a fiery yellow before her body explodes with flames into her Phoenix form. The flames that surround her obliterate the hair strands binding her, and travel all the way to Toms head, burning it. Tom yells in pain, and all the other strands disappear. The Watcher is finally able to let out his cry, and the house fighters pounce on the limp figure that is Major Tom and tear him apart. Refbot suddenly enters the arena and sprays Mi-Na with the fire extinguisher, resulting in him getting leveled by Cortezs fist.
Seong Mi-Na advances to Round 3!
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Chuck Norris vs. A ninja
House fighters are The Sickness & Obelix.
A mere ninja versus the best of the best? Chuck Norris snickers at the lousy line-up. The ninja sprints away towards the spot where Chuck Norris was, as now he realizes Norris isnt there, but just above him, and then both feet of Norris connect with the ninjass skull, shattering it. Norris lands lightly and bows to the audience, who are amazed at the quickness of the fatality, but then they stand up with evident alarm. Norris turns to what should have been an inanimate person behind him, lying on the ground. Its no longer on the ground, but is floating in the air sinisterly. However, it suddenly turns into a paper clip. Then it turns into the letter W. Then a duck. A beaver...a notepad...the planet Mars...Norris is getting confused, and the audience is getting bored, but then the thing reveals its true form...a ninja? Fortunately, its still lying on the ground. Obelix shoves it off the platform and it is consumed by wormholes. Somebody throws a pie of doom at Obelix and runs away, laughing maniacally.
Chuck Norris advances to Round 3!
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Master Hand vs. Monoxide
House fighters are Tira & Exa-Gore-Ic.
The boss of Super Smash Bros. Melee and the Psychopathic Records rapper get set to battle. Master Hand is about to smush Monoxide when he gives the peace symbol with his own hand. Master Hand stops and hovers for a second. Everybody is staggered when Master Hand gives the peace sign back. Lets settle this in a game of rock, paper, scissors. Best 2 out of 3, says Monoxide. Master Hand agrees to this and they get ready to duel.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Master Hand: Scissors
Monoxide: Rock
Monoxide wins the first duel.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Master Hand: Scissors
Monoxide: Paper
Master Hand wins the second duel.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Both fighters have the rock symbol. The match is tied. However, Master Hand decides to really put an end to the match and, still in rock mode, rams Monoxide off the platform. Exa-Gore-Ic randomly implodes somebody while waiting for the next match to begin.
Master Hand advances to Round 3!
This battle is purely gaming. No randomness intended. Some may appear... =P
Link vs. Samus Aran
No house fighters.
Think back to the days of Super Samsh Bros. Melee. We have Link. We have Samus. We have the Final Destination arena. What does that mean?
MELEE!!!
Both have one life, and 0% damage at the moment.
Ready...GO!
Link and Samus collide literally, causing 5% to them. Link fires an arrow that Samus dodges, and Samus grapples Link and smashes him into the ground, adding 12 to the %. Link dives away and hurls a bomb at Samus, but Samus catches it and throws it back. Link tosses his boomerang at the bomb and it explodes in a cloud of smoke. Immediately following the ball of vapour there is a collective Ooh from the crowd. Samus bursts through the smoke and takes Link by surprise, and by the grappling beam again, smashing him down into the ground and Samus kicks him away. Links damage percentage is at 38% right now, 33 more than Samus, and he needs to think of a plan. Samus fires a missile at the Hylian hero, who dodges it, and Samus charges with a dash attack. Link sidesteps this too and deals two heavy sword strokes, causing heavy (25%) damage to Samus and forcing her away. Not at all keen to let her recover Link fires another arrow. Samus is unfortunately caught by it and stumbles. Link grabs another bomb and throws it at Samus while bravely running at her. Samus gets the blast full in the head and Link is able to deal more damage with the Master Sword. Samus goes flying a little but lands on her feet and stares down Link. The two continue to glare at each other before Samus begins to charge up a shot. Link fires another arrow causing Samus to duck out of the way, leaving Link with a perfect opportunity. He jumps into the air and comes down on Samus hard with the Master Sword. Samus is blasted into the air, but comes and swats Link down into the ground, and combos him into the air with an upward kick. Just as he comes down, he is caught by another missile which blows him across the arena and just to the edge. They engage in another stare-down before both Link and Samus fire projectiles simultaneously. Links arrow meets Samus missile with an explosion, from which Samus emerges again, and she tackles Link off the platform. Link swings his grappling hook and catches the edge, pulling himself up and back onto the platform. While still in the air, he plants his feet against the thunderstruck Samus head and forces her towards the edge, but Samus grabs the edge and makes it back as well. Link starts throwing bombs at Samus again, and Samus leaps over them and at Link with her metallic arm piece, smashing his head and sending him far back. The percentages now stand at 125% for Link and 117% for Samus. Link double-jumps back to the platform, just in time to see, with evident alarm, that Samus has fully charged a shot. He throws his boomerang at Samus, who rolls forwards to avoid it and snags Link with her grappling beam again. This time she throws him forwards off the platform, and before Link can start to recover, Samus excretes a HUGE energy shot from her arm-cannon, which slams into Link and carries him far away, and dropping him to the depths below.
This games winner is...SAMUS! And oh yeah, she advances to Round 3!
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 2
Ming Higurashi VS THE CYBERMAN ARMY
Dog demon/human, eh? I smell a fighter in the Inuyasha mold. Not that it matters, really. Neither Britain nor Mondas have the show. :wink:
So, then; tactics. Again, I have strength in numbers but since Mings a better fighter than Mr Hoffman from the last round, I think its time to call in the Cybermats for help (Revenge of the Cybermen version, methinks). These Cybermats are snake-like cyborgs with segmented bodies who can inject poison into their victims. While Ming is distracted hacking up the Cybermen, the Cybermats will sneak up on her and wrap themselves around her like boa constrictors. Once suitably bound, have the Cybermen cart her off for conversion.
If things look bleak, start converting the audience again to boost numbers. Im surprised you can still sell tickets to this thing, Kody. :lame:
Youd be surprised at the threats that my house fighters give, Steve. :proud:
Next fights up some time tomorrow.