The Election

OK...
We have someone whos warped mind lies firmly in orbit - Ceri
We have someone who readily accepts bribes - Dave
We have a drug addict - Bex
We have someone with a bikky fetish who definately should be certified - Frank
We have someone who thinks they have been transported to where Ceri is and ended up with only one foot...on the wrong leg - Anthony
We have someone whos tried to kill an opposition candidate with a trail of Jaffa cakes leading to oblivion - Karoline

and you sit here and wonder why no-ones voting!!!!

Those with their heads in the clouds get a pretty good view...

im not wondering im just enjoying you lot take it soooo seriously *giggles*

Why doesnt anyone consider The Party That Wasnt There?!? Were not in Ceri OR Karolines list of parties.

Bloody discriminatory Europeans, just because we beat England at everything :P

Rugby...

Oh how I fondly remember that great Australian woman fast bowler of the 70s.......oh what was her name?......I remember - Lillian Thompson :proud:

Theres also the Happy Crappy Smarty Party, which has shockingly been omitted from both lists!!

Just cos the Scots get beaten at everything aint an excuse :)

Since they suffered a similar act of ignorance, I would like to register my vote for The Party That Wasnt There.

(I should probably read their manifesto before voting for a possible life of doom, but meh :))

Your just jealous that you wasnt in Karolines list *sticks tongue out*

The Happy Crappy Smarty Party was in the bog and the Party That Wasnt There just wasnt. Do not use your absenteeism as an excuse for missing out on the bikkys. (looks into possiblity of making invisibility, camouflage and all gents toilets made illegal) :)

NOOOOO Karoline not the gents toilets please i dont wanna have to see men peeing in the middle of the street

Nothing that a bit of surgery cant cure :proud:

*hands Lenny obligatory free beer*

Dont worry, youre a Scot, youre safe XD

I vote for the HCSP

Yay, Ive got a vote - cheers for the beer :)

I honestly wonder why Tom and Lenny want to be in the delinquency list but there we are...

Tom, should you get into power and curse all doom, could you begrudge this poor welshman a nice padded cell? pls?

If you vote for me, I will put vowels back in the Welsh Language! :)

What do you mean put vowels back into the welsh language?

It already has 7!

A E I O U W Y

Ceri- only if you vote for us. 1 padded cell in Scottland (formerly Wales, were giving Scott power over something that doesnt matter ;) *runs) and 1 free beer.

*Opens a large gun cabinet and removes a Barret .50 cal rifle and a box of ammo*

Vote for us! Or prepare to be assasinated!

*lines up other candidates in his sight*

vote for us or not and still have you heads and lifes intact. this is getting violent lol

*starts aiming Bexs way*

hey what did i do?

OK...
We have a party whos warped mind lies firmly in orbit - The Collective party
We have a party who readily accepts bribes - No Good Can Come From This Party
We have a party led by a drug addict - The Whats the point in politics party
We have a party led by someone with a bikky fetish who definately should be certified - The Boring Party
We have a party supported by someone who thinks they have been transported to where Ceri is and ended up with only one foot...on the wrong leg - Liberal LEMocratic Party
We have a party with a leader whos tried to kill an opposition candidate with a trail of Jaffa cakes leading to oblivion - The Cant Really Abide Politics Party
We have a party that supports the use of arms - The Party That Wasnt There
We have a party willing to sacrifice the entire British economy for a spellchecker then cant remember how many vowels a language has...- The Put An X Here If You Are Voting Party
We have a party leader willing to sponsor a life of doom for all - Happy Crappy Smarty Party

and you sit here and wonder why no-ones voting!!!!

One good thing about allying with the borg though.
*slaps green metal on shoulder and forcefield surrounds him*

quote:

When you run out of sane options, an insane option is the logical alternative.
Vote Collective!

LOL... im not wondering why no ones voting... is anyone else except Ceri?

Vote for me, and I personally vow to slap Tony Blair with a wet kipper:)

Frank why put the kipper through all that pain... a kipper is far too good to slap with

What about sardines? They can be quite painful if you leave them in the tin.

Vote the Boring Party and i will slap Tony Bliar with my wet washing up gloves of dooooooooom!!! :p

nah sardines are to good as well... how about a dirty nappy lol

Vote for me and Ill slap the entire houses of parliment with a whale shark. And Ill wreak my unlimited powers upon the annoying (*cough* Dave, George Bush, Tony Blair, Pop stars, big brother contestants, my brother, my head teacher, bimbos, no it alls, dick and dom, chavs, attention seekers withotu a valid reason, inventers of childrens television programs, film directors who majorly change the plot from the source material without good reason, arrogant people, people who say jokes just so they can laugh at them themselves, greek thinkers who invented mroe complicated parts of maths, arguementative morons, sheep, annpoying little kids who think they are tough and all members of the british national party *cough*)

well there thats me all over so im doomed alex lol

Vote for The Party That Wasnt There and Ill assassinate Blair :proud:

*Fires a warning shot at Ceri*

Oh good, shes an annoying boss:proud:

*realises about two people are going to get that joke*

Frankd what if more people get that joke??? :mrgreen:

*bullets bounce off force field.*

Oh, come on! Oh well, my turn to play. Energize..

*A weapon appears in his hand. Ceri presses button and 2 green bolts of energy fly out towards Aaron*

Vote for me - Im nice :)

Karoline i vote for you... your the only decent one and nicce one, there alll mad :)

*Teleports out of the way of green bolts of energy*

Oh, that was petty.

*Drops Barret and teleports inside of Ceri, kickin his kidneys repeatedly before TeleFraging Ceri*

Opps, sorry about the mess :proud:
*teleports away*

...In between all this nonsense action, care for a vote for Liberal LEMocratics?

*Teleports Tony into Franks Pocket*

*Rips out of Franks pocket, jumps out, and locks Aaron in a room with Elton John and his gay partner*