Fine, but be afraid Chris. Be very afraid...:proud:
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Fine, but be afraid Chris. Be very afraid...:proud:
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Shivering in my shoes Kody...not :p
Ah, youll see, or maybe you wont :P
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Kody does save us money on wart makeup....lol
*throws a jar of helium inside Alexs mouth and watches it get bigger in glee. He runs away as Alex begins to float to the ceiling, and laughs* :rofl:
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wont work im afraid, my teeth are dodgy so they dotn meet up at the front quite, itll all just escape
anyway i believe thats 3 for my witch plan
Dave Sez: Dr Scott to Major Tom, your circuits dead, theres something wrong, come in Major Tom, can you hearrrr me?
STEVE SEZ:
...when youve quite finished inflating each other and such, perhaps we can return to the task at hand? :proud:
**********
Suddenly, it seemed as though a light had been turned on in Alexs head. Grinning broadly, he snatched the Camoflague Ray Gun and zapped himself into a witchs outfit, complete with black robes and a matching pointed hat atop long green hair.
...need I remind you that October is about 8 months away? Chris commented, eyebrow raised quizically.
Its simple, Alex explained, Ill lure the Cardinals out with this witch disguise and get them to chase me round the island. Thisll give you guys plently of time to sneak in and free Matty. He took a deep breath and let out a high-pitched cackle in order to attract the Inquisitions attention. Or at least, he tried. A cloud of the thick fog was drawn into his mouth and his loud maniacal laugh became little more than some slightly noising coughing and wheezing.
...any other brights ideas? Chris groaned.
Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I have, Aaron said brightly, I think that hidden tunnel sounds like our best ticket. He peered over Chris shoulder. See? Nicoles blueprints show barely any traps on the lower floors compared to the higher ones.
And short of growing gills, how are we to follow that route? Alex asked as he transformed back to normal.
Easy the Australian grinned and he hopped back inside Bertie, the others right behind him. Can you hold your breath for a good while, Bert?
Does the Fat Controller live up to his name? the bus smirked back and taking a last gulp of air as his door shut itself, the Sodor transporter submerged below the waters surface and down into the loch. Ironically, the troops vision was better than back on dry land, Berties headlights quickly finding the small hole bored into the earthy underside of the island.With a little burst of speed, the bus darted up the rather narrow tunnel and just as he was starting to get a little light-headed, he suddenly surfaced.
Land ho! he called triumphantly and issued a small jet of water from his front radiator. The doors now opening up, the crew stepped out into a small cave, a little flight of stone steps nearby leading up to a rickety old wooden door.
You just stay here for now, Bertie, Aaron explained, well be back when we need a quick exit.
Yeah, yeah, just promise I wont need to go through any more walls, the bus replied, those crashes into the White House really did my head in.
Just chill, Kody advised him, well be in and out before you know it, and the gang ascended the little steps to the hidden entrance of Castle Aaaargh.
**********
With an eerie creak, the large portrait of the Jabberwock slowly swung up, five strange people sneaking out into the main entrance before it closed over once more.
Well, this place doesnt look too bad, Kody observed as they passed one of the huge windows, each a mirky white thanks to the mist, all we have to do is climb one set of stairs and well find Matty. Piece o cake. However, the Canadian found himself eating his words as they rounded the next corner. Literally hundreds of doors lay on either side of them, the corridor stretching off into the distance.
Nicole, Chris inquired, can you tell us which door the stairs are behind?
[Unable to pinpoint location], came her reply, [in laymans terms, an Improbability Generator is being used to make the rooms randomly switch around on a regular basis.]
Alex gave a tired sigh. OK, guys, lets start looking, and he swung open the first door on their left. A latrine. Lovely.
Aaron tried the first on the right. A large golden room filled to the ceiling with ...spam?!
Kody tried the second on the left, but no room was there. Instead, it opened out onto a battlefield, British soldiers and Zulu warriors at loggerheads in their thousands. Thats just not right, he mumbled boggle-eyed as he left them to it.
Chris tried the second room on the right. With a cry of Dinsdale!, the 12ft long hedgehog within reared up on its hind legs just as the door was slammed back in its face. Remind me not to check that one again, he squeaked.
AJ gave a frightened yelp as he opened the third door on the left and the others crowded round to see what lay within. Compared with the other rooms, it was positively tiny. The only items within were a few shelves stacked with cleaning agents, the odd bucket here n there and a fellow teenager in a black suit with a thin orange tie.
Scotty?!
Lads?! It was Scotty all right. There was no mistaking the Harry Potter-ish looks or the Franz Ferdinand attire. Jeezo, it really iz you! Whitre ye doin here? he added in an urgent whisper. ...is this about Wedge Devo?
Sure thing, Kody told him, dya know where he is?
Well, hes not here, I know that much, the Scotsman informed them and nodded upwards, those diddies upstairs have difficulty catching the train, never mind a international robotics superstar.
Wait a moment, AJ demanded, how can we believe you? How do we know youre not just covering up for them?
Simple, Scotty added, tapping the silver Custodian badge on his prefects blazer, Im just the cleaner. Part-time thing, ye understand. I just neaten the place up, Ive nothing to do with the Inquisitions actual plans. But if I was, I could do a damn sight better than what theyre doing. He sighed and grabbed the nearest full bottle of Mr Muscle. So, youll be after Matt now, then?
Thats what it looks like, Alex groaned, so can you tell us where the stairs to the first floor are?
Scotty paused for a moment to think about it. ...um...well, its Friday, isnt it? Yeah, try the 23rd door on the left. Youll find em easily from there. The group thanked him (Nae danger, lads) and left him whistling 40 Ft as they darted along to the door he specified. Wasting no time, they bolted into the room and shot up the spiralling staircase inside, each going full-pelt before finally reaching the top, pretty much worn out from their climb.
...this isnt me... Chris panted, doubled-up as he caught his breath, Im not the physical kind of person. However, the team had little time to rest up, as the sound of screaming made its way around the bend ahead of them.
Matty! they gasped in unison, shooting around the next corner and noticing the yells coming from the door on the right. Crouching down, the five crept up to the entrance...
Listen to those wails, Kody whispered, whaddaya think theyre doin to him?.
Whatever it is, its not enough, Alex grumbled.
Hang on... AJ pondered, thats not wailing...thats laughing.
Confused, the troop peered into the window on the door and simply gazed open-mouthed. This had to rank as one of the strangest sights theyd seen thus far today.
Matty and some blonde woman in a Union Jack jumpsuit were each strapped down to a table, arms above their heads and both laughing their heads off. Looking at the ends of the racks, they could see why - Ximinez was holding a thin white feather in each hand and sweeping them up and down their bare feet.
AAAAAAA! Elle squealed, violently thrashing against her bonds as he moved up to her toes, NO! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAHAHA I CANT TAKE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ANYTHIHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAHAT!
HeheheheHEHEHAHA! CMON! HAHAHAhahehehehaHAHA! CUT IT OUT! Matty howled as the feather kept up its tortorous rhythm, Hehehehehehaha you stupid bastahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...O...K..., Chris whispered, eyebrow raised.
Juvanile, Alex scoffed.
Uncool, Kody tutted.
Wootless! AJ hissed.
Aaron didnt say anything. He was angrily fiddling around with the Seance Cellphone. Damn it! he growled, no camera option! and he gazed back over at the hysterical Agent Mann, a faraway look in his eyes.
So... Kody asked, staring over at the other (and slightly more vicious-looking) interrogation devices with a slightly unnerved look, wanna join the party, guys?
DECISION TIME!
So, Matty and Elle are in quite a ticklish situation (havent had one THAT bad in a while, have you? :wink:), so how are you guys going to rectify that?
Either the sneaky approach or an all-out battle royale will do in this event, I aint fussed. Just take into consideration that other Python creations will come to the Inquisitions aid if you decide to fight, so its best to think about how you may tackle them as well as the Cardinals. :)
If im flipped onto the table, i can probably break the bonds if the SI are kept busy, quickly in and quickly out is the way we want to do this, i dont see a sneaky way to be honest. Im open to suggestions.
*Steals camo gun from Kody and zaps himself with a Neo disguise(The Matrix)*
I plan on walking out in my Neo disguise, opening the trench coat, and pulling out a pair of Silver Remington Pump Action shotguns with blue laser sights and messing some punks up!
DODGE THIS!
*raises eyeborws at aaron*
heres a better edition of my witch idea, turn one of them into a witch and fidn a really heavy duck to balance against them to prove this, then theyll kil leach other, I attack with me sabre killing the reamining one or just shout thigns like your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries to annoy them
or we could just go all guns blazing but then we dotn find otu anythign so maybe we discuise soemone as a bishop or someone and get them to talk
hmm, the bishop thing might work, saves me being flipped :p
if you want ill do it and persuade them that left is right and right is left according to god by making up incomprehensible theological arguements and get them to hand over everything
or we fidn where they are keepign the killer rabbit and realease iton them givign us tiem to escape
Sounds good to me.
*grabs camo gun from Aaron and turns himself into Ghost from Enter The Matrix and partners Neo*
Shall we, Aaron? *evil grin* :rofl:
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*gives my oppinion of Ghost to Kody making him cry*
*Raises an eyebrow at Kody*
Hell yes!
*raises previously mention Reminigton Shotguns, ready to attack*
*gives my oppinion of Ghost to Kody making him cry*
What the hell? Your tiny little opinion doesnt matter to me. It wouldnt even make me look at you :P
*grabs two Uzis (fully loaded) and steps beside Neo, awaiting the poor, gullible mizers that are coming, and aims the Uzis towards where the b*****ds will appear*
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*Stands back and morphs into Love Bite hoping to get to Matty and new ally unnoticed once the mayhem has begun.*
[You do know that the odds of that are...]
Never tell me the odds.
Im quite capable of working out said odds myself :p
May i point out that while youre shooting, Matty and a possible ally are tied down and at risk of being hit.
Dave Sez: Bang Bang, all for you Sohpia. Its always better in hoboken.
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I dont believe it! Ximinez cheered over his captives hysterics, its actually working! Were converting people! Biggles, get his Holyness on the phone! Were finally doing it!
CRRRRRASH!
What the -?! The laughter came to a halt as the wooden door of the torture chamber crashed to the floor, a whirling Archangel of the Abyss scutting inside with four battle-hungry teens behind.
NOBODY expects the Vapour Expedition! Alex bellowed proudly, created many confused looks amoungst the group. Sorry, he added with a reddish face, couldnt resist.
SO! Ximinez barked, theres more of you meddlers! Time for emergency action! CARDINALS! Grab your cushions! and his fist smashed onto the Panic! button mounted on the wall. With a clang of what seemed to be the Liberty Bell, a great white puff of smoke filled the room and quickly cleared to reveal the most unusual battle line-up. A dim-looking moustachioed man with wellingtons and a hanky on his head, a small white rabbit and an enormous man in a dinner jacket stood in front of the Cardinals, their cushions raised menacingly.
Gumby! Rabbit! Creosote! ATTACK! and the bizarre trio advanced on the troop.
Take em out, Kody called as he and Aaron quickly morphed into robotic form, Well free the others and so, the group let them trundle over to the tables as they began to retaliate.
HELLO! Gumby boomed, marching his way up to Chris, LETS DO SOME FLOWER ARRANGING! and a buzzing chainsaw was whipped out from his rolled-up trousers.
Nicole, Chris squeaked, any ideas?
[Low brainwave emissions detected], she informed him as he rolled aside from a violent swing of the saw. [Attempt to disorientate him]. Hopping back onto his feet, the resident brainiac marched right up to the simple individual and announced with a smirk:
Hey, Edison. Your shoes untied.
Halting the chainsaw, Gumby stared down at his laceless wellingtons, giving Chris more than enough time to clout him on top of the head with the palmtop. OOOOO! MY BRAIN HURTS! he moaned and the idiot staggered away from the battlefield, dazed and confused.
[I did not mean for you to use that method of disorientation] Nicole mumbled, her voice wavering a little as she tried regaining her senses.
Just following orders, Chris grinned, now were even for that little chat-up prank.
Meanwhile, Alex was having considerably less luck with the Killer Rabbit. While Knightrous Oxide sliced through Agent Manns bonds and Super Gore snipped Mattys straps, the ruler of the Oddestsey world was finding every one of his lightsabre blows dodged by the bolting bunny. Frustrated, Aaron swung the electric blade around angrily, but the rabbit hopped out of the swords range and lept up towards his neck, fangs bared and bloody.
GUYS! he roared, trying to prise the bunny off his neck, A LITTLE HELP, HERE?
Try this! AJ called and tossed over the Swiss Army Spoon. Set on Carrot Mode. Catching the vegetable-with-a-handle in one hand, Alex held out his booty as far as he could stretch. Immediately, the rabbit caught its scent and bounded off his neck and into his palm, noisily munching into the carrot. Switching his lightsabre back on, Alex took an almighty swing at the bunny with his free hand and in a flash of blue light, cartoon violence was no more.
On the other side of the room, AJ was having less of a good time. The jiggling Mr Creosote was waddling after him, crys of DINNER! bursting from his fat lips as he pursued the fellow Englishman. Suddenly, however, Andy stopped dead in his tracks and whipped out one of his coffee flasks. He had a plan.
Completementary coffee, sir? he asked politely. Mr Creasotes piggy eyes lit up.
Yeah, yeah, just give it ere! he growled and swallowed the whole canister with one effortless gulp. Almost instantly, a violent rumbling came from the uber-obese gentlemans stomach, a pudgy hand clutching his belly.
Uuurgh, he winced, terrible! What kind o beans are those?!
Trinitrotoluene, AJ grinned and as the heroes ducked for cover, Mr Creosote gave one last startled look before exploding in a shower of coffee and the previous days meals, the Inquisition finding themselves drenched in the revolting liquids.
ALL RIGHT! Ximinez yelled, THATS TOO FAR! CARDINALS, ADVANCE! and the ridiculous red ruffians charged towards the group, cushions held on high.
Allow me, a normal Kody smiled to the others and fired a blast from the Camoflague Ray Gun at all three Cardinals. As the green smoke cleared, in their place stood three black-robed, green-haired...
WITCHES!! The intruders instantly forgotten, Ximinez, Biggles and Fang began exchanging furious blows amid crys of The power of Christ compells you!
Time to make our exit, methinks! Chris suggested and in a flash, the group charged out of the chamber and back down the spiralling steps, Matty and Agent Mann bringing up the rear, their refitted footwear echoing around the stone stairwell. Finally on the ground floor, the magnificant seven thundered down the door-laden corridor (Ho, ho! Careful! Ive ainly just finished up that flair, ya bassas!) and in next to no time, they were back in the hidden cave, Bertie awakening with a snort as he heard their thumping footsteps.
About time, gents, he barked and as the group tumbled into the opened doors, the bus took another deep breath and after a few more tense seconds scaling the aquatic tunnel, the Sodor Transporter burst majestically out of the loch and up into the misty air, wings outspread and rear jets flaming happily.
Well, AJ said brightly, that went better than expected.
But were still no close to Devo, Alex grumbled.
Hey, weve still got a good chance of finding him, Aaron added, a large grin on his face as he eyed up Agent Mann, and at least weve got ourself a new friend.
Elle sighed. Well, you did save my soles back there, and since were both after the same goal anyway... She extended a hand and Aaron kissed it. Just before her other hand met his face. I just meant shake it, you dirty child! she snapped and took a seat as the lovestruck Australian nursed his cheek with the misty look back in his eyes.
..erm...lads... Matty piped up nervously, ..well...um...see, I was kinda pissed off a little earlier when I...
Dont bother, mate Chris told him, we know what youre going to say, so just forget about it and this whole thing can be cast aside. A small smile formed on Mattys face at that. However, he added, grabbing the Swiss Army Spoon off Andy with a menacing grin, any more of those tantrums of yours and... A look of shock flashed onto Mattys face.
Y-y-yeah! S-s-s-sure! he gibbered, glaring at the Spoons seagull feather setting waving back and forth, G-got the picture! No problems! Nu-uh! Not at all!
DECISION TIME!
Bravo, gentlemen! The Inquisition has been beaten, their henchmen slain and Agent Elle Mann has now joined the gang! Kudos once more :proud:
However, that also means thats one more guilty party off the list as were narrowed down to three chief suspects:
- Mentorn Inc.
- Ellis, the Legendary King of Thieves
- Dr Ivo Robotnik
- The Spanish Inquisition
- George W Bush
Where to now, guys and gal? :)
Im sticking with Ellis this time.
Ok, that is the LAST TIME i drink fizzy pop while reading this, i happened to take a swig when the bunny leapt at Alexs neck...needless to say, pop went everywhere :p Well written.
Ok, to appease Matty, we take on Ellis, i want to see what this plan is anyway.
Glad to see i got my revenge on Nicole :p
Woo, cameo :proud: The attire was just right :wink:
MENTORN INC!
ellis
to appease matty and thwart aaron
Hah, I bought a black shirt and orange tie today (Well, yesterday), then left the tie on the train! Well, not that exclamation mark-ey, but I dont feel like going into one of my rants against Scotrail on this forum :-P
Also, it has to be Robotnik. The other two are far too obvious.
Ellis
Scott, youre not even a part of the group :P
I can still post! :-p
ROBUTTNIK!!!
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Sorry for the delay, lads. Been taking a little break from the writting this weekend :)
CHAPTER 4: DUNGEONS AND DRAGONBALLS
DATELINE: Rouken Glen Park, Giffnock, Scotland, 6:36pm
With a few deafening crashes, Bertie finally landed down in the wood, taking out the odd tree on his way as he screeched to a halt along the forest floor.
Please tell me the other two suspects have a few acres of nice open grounds in their bases he groaned dizzily. However, the team simply ignored his complaints and drove him further into the wood, following Nicoles layout of the park. Within minutes, they reached a clearing and found themselves at the edge of an large duck pond, a small cave nestled on the island in the middle.
Let me guess... Bertie sighed and folding his wheels into his body, the bus floated across the little lake and up to the island.
Same procedure as always, Bert, Aaron said matter-of-factly and Bertie bobbed back to shore, grumbling under his breath. The group then turned to the caves entrance and realised that it was blocked by a set of thick wooden doors.
...do we knock? Andy asked tentatively.
Dont see the harm, Alex said casually and hacked a way through the oak panels with his lightsabre, revealing a gold-painted firemans pole leading down into the darkness.
Not the most stylish way to make an entrance, Elle said a little sniffily, but itll have to do and one by one, the troop began sliding down into the cave.
Blissfully unaware that the plastic skull lying beside the entrance had captured the whole thing on tape.
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After only a few seconds of sliding (combined with the odd Woot! of excitement from AJ), the group landed in an undignified heap at the bottom of the rocky shaft.
Everyone alright? Elle inquired.
I think I bruised my cerebrum, Chris squeaked, but still managed to pick himself up with the rest. The team surveyed their surroundings. They appeared to be standing on the edge of a large stone courtyard, a magnificant castle standing just behind it, nearly touching the caves unnervingly high ceiling. Slowly, they crossed the square, many of them a little nervous about the gallows standing in the centre.
This isnt right, Aaron whispered, anyone else get the feeling were being watched?. Suddenly, a bang filled the cave and a cannonball smashed into the stone floor, mere inches away from the troop.
Now I do, Matty groaned and several figures lept down from the four walls of the courtyard. Several bulky men with large facial hair, ragged clothing and the odd limb missing here and there.
Pirates?! Kody exclaimed, oh, this would be so cool if they werent trying to kill us!. And that indeed looked like their intention. However, these werent just your normal run-of-the-mill, Treasure Island, bring me Peter Pan! pirates. These paticular rouges were equipped with cybernetic parts to accompany their swords and guns. Several featured a cannon for an arm, while others had circular saws in place of hooks. A small group even appeared to have pick-axes for peg-legs.
Ye be goin nowhere, mateys! one of them growled, twirling his cutting disc with a hairy finger, cept praps Davey Jones Locker!
Hardly like battling S.P.E.C.T.R.E., this, is it, mlady? Chris whispered to Agent Mann.
DECISION TIME!
Ambush! :proud: Ellis pirate guards have found you before youve even penetrated the castle walls! The only way youre getting inside now is with a good old-fashioned smash-up! Info on your gruff opponents can be found below:
NAME: Random Pirates
BODY SHAPE: humanoid
MOVEMENT: two legs
ARMOURING: shirts n vests, tough hair, thick skin
WEAPONRY: guns, swords, cannon arm/pick-axe leg/saw hand
SRIMECH: arms
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 5
- Manoueverability = 5
- Defense = 3
- Traction = 4
- Aim = 5
Now, get your battle plan together and lets make some beautiful carnage together. :proud:
heh heh...erm...Nicole wouldnt happen to have an inbuilt EMP device would she?
Turn into Super Gore GTI and smash em up. :proud:
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ok, i have low attack and defense, its all really with the speed, so i act as the distraction, dodging and weaving until Alex can get his ass over there and make chop suey :p
Alex may be busy, Chris...
New tactics: Pick up one of the enemies and use it against the others :angry:
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Again, apologies for the delay, chappies. For the record, its interesting to note that your current foe (the esteemed Mr Ellis) is in fact a real person - my real-life best mate, as a matter of fact. And it is with his kind permission that his likeness, his estate and his piratical whordes are able to appear in my little tale. :)
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Immediately, the crew had morphed into their robotic forms, while Elle began cartwheeling her way around the pirates. Their simplistic brains baffled by hers and Love Bites manouevres, a small group failed to notice the Archangel of the Abyss creeping up on them. In a rather icky mess of oil and sparks (amoungst other things), legs and pick axes were flung to one side with pained cries of AAAAAARRRRR!, as GeForce catapulted the wounded ruffians up and over the courtyard walls.
Kody seemed to be having a ball too. Despite taking a few dints in its titanium-hardox armouring from a saw-weilding pirate, Super Gore wrapped its claws around its ankles and rammed the disc-clad delinquent into several of his comrades. After cutting a few foes down to size, the Big Nipper lookalike twirled around and shunted its captor smack-bang into the waiting Knightrous Oxides flywheel. Lets just say the resulting collision would have made Jackson Pollock proud.
Matty, on the other hand, was having much less luck. Though managing to nibble away at a few legs with his own saw blade, one of the pirates simply jumped on top of him and began slowly hacking into the carbon/kevlar shell with his pick-axe limb. Fortunately, a quick shunt from the rear by Love Bite managed to knock the thief to the floor (Cheeky boy! Matty thought) as the Archangel used him as the canvas for his next gruesome masterpiece. Agent Mann was enjoying herself as well. Her gymnastic moves easily avoided the blasts from the arm cannons and any pirate that got in her way ended up with her high-heeled boots shooting into their groinal areas. After only a minute or two of this mindless violence, barely a handful of the pirates remained.
Well, that wasnt too bad, Matty commented, dusting himself off as Knightrous and the Archangel chased the remaining terrified rouges away. Now, whos up for a little penetration?
Oh come on! AJ winced, thats just disgusting!
...what?! Matty exclaimed, I meant the castle! Honestly, guys, give me a break! I am not the most screamingly homosexual person on the planet, you know! Ever heard of the Backstreet Boys?!
Can we just get on with this? Elle groaned and silently agreeing with her, the group sidled through the courtyard and right up to the massive fortress doors, little bronze warhammers for knockers.
Okay-doke, Nicole, Chris said chirpily, lets get a look at the internals before we go in. Got any traces of Mr Devo here?. Cue some more trademark clicks and whirls.
[Negative indications in present range. Most likely location of subject would be the hidden Trophy Room.]
And just how do we find it if its hidden? Alex inquired.
[Simple. Head back to the gallows.] Not quite sure what she was getting at, the team stepped back into the courtyard and up the wooden steps of the scaffold. [Now tug the noose sharply and activate the lever at the same time].
Allow me, guys and gal, Kody said smoothly and cracking his knuckles, he yanked the thick rope like he was ringing a church bell, just as Agent Mann gave the lever a sharp kick. The trap door fell open with a click and the ground below pulled apart to reveal a ladder leading down into another passageway.
Any further underground and Ill be home, Aaron muttered with a roll of his eyes as the gang started descending into the darkness.
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Now ever further beneath the parks surface, the troop finally reached solid ground again, the long stone passageway they had just entered almost turquoisey from the torches lining it.
At least it cant really get any worse than what happened upstairs, AJ said brightly, but then Alex forced his head down the rocky corridor and his eyes seemed to grow wider than usual.
The entire cave was just one booby trap after another. First up was a row of heavy crossbows (their pressure pads more than a little obvious), followed by several pneumatic swords punching in and out of the walls. After that came a few giant hammers pounding into the floor, tentacles flailing from the ceiling which seemed to resemble loose school ties, a little bridge crossing a killer-sponge-filled pool and right above the door at the end was the enormous cannon of a Panzer tank. The group just stood there dumbfounded, Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan being pumped in through speakers littering the passage.
...well..., AJ jittered, who fancies a stroll?
However (strangely), Chris didnt seem quite as worried as the others. Its not all black, he pointed out, see, according to the blueprints, theres a switch between each trap. That must turn them off so Mr Ellis can make his way back out trouble-free during visits. If one of us can shut off each obstacle, well all be able to make it through to Wedge Devo.
Thats all very well, dude, Kody gulped, the question is just how to do that...
DECISION TIME!
The pirates may have been vanquished, but now, this grisly gauntlet stands between you and Ellis immense wealth of pilfered items - Mr Devo possibly amoung them. How do you intend to clear each trap to access the Trophy Room? Remember that both robotic and human forms can be used at any time. No restrictions in this citadel, baby. :proud: