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As the money is property of the whoel group not just first come first serve then I need you to all agree on your plan of action.
This has 3 purposes
a) To make it fair on everyone
b) To make sure no one is left out
c) To give me time to catch up on my biology coursework
Its fine with me if Tom takes the armour and the clay is bought. If I need more firepower, I can always rummage in my pockets, so someone else can get the revolver.
*points at previous post here*
Ill happily take the revolver, the mini time machine and the Holy Bible in Rap form. I dont really mind about the rest :)
you better all work out the cost of it and what your sellign cos thatll speed my work up no end. im pretty sure you cant afford that stuff if you dont sell some stuff so draw me up a complete list
Well we started with 300GP and there is 5 of us, so we all get 60GP each.
If I buy:
A rapid fire throwing star launcher with 20 throwing stars which are reusable (weight 7, speed very fast, defence +2, attack 30-70, cost 55 silver)
That leaves me with 5GP. If I then sell the 3 items Im carring:
Tiny whisky keg (30)
Jar of Octopus Venom; 4 / 5 uses remaining (45)
Uranium pellets (x20) (25)
Ill have 110GP, which is enough to buy:
A fire warriors gauntlet (produces a small flaming ball in your hand which can be thrown at an enemy for 90-110 points of damage and the possibility of burning (90 silver, weight 5)
How does that sound? Anyone disagree?
Ill just buy the brain, leaving me with 4 SP left.
If nobody has any need for it, I will sell my severed arm to give me enough SC for the suit, plus my baeque fork giving me 130SC total before purchase.
If someone wants the arm for their own use for some purpose, theyre going to have to buy it off me, because I need the suit.
If no-one minds, Ill sell im the pink fluffy hand grenade I got earlier. That should be enough for all the gear I requested :)
*thinks about taking granade off steven and pulling the pin, putting it in the merchants bag and running out of the blastzone*
Ill work out the exact maths in a bit but heres whats happened:
Sarah gains:
telekinetic implant
titanicus clay
The Prof Gains:
2 revolvers
mini time machine
holy bible in rap
Nimerous
fire warrior gauntlets
throwing star laucher
Frank gains
brain of the cogitor
party looses:
Tiny whisky keg (30)
Jar of Octopus Venom; 4 / 5 uses remaining (45)
Uranium pellets (x20) (25)
severed arm of tom roper
hanging basket full of forgetmenots
barbecue fork
any whatever money for the difference
The merchant agrees to this deal, he likes this so much he gives you a pink metal token which he assures you will please you greatly when you use it, apparently they are really wild. What exactly remains a mystery.
The party walk away satisfied, but as Nimeria suddenly tries to talk to Sarah somethign strange happens; Sarah replies Forget me not, Forget me not, Forgoet me not, Forget me not
The party realise that they have fallen into a horrible trap.
They run backtowards the merchant, knowing that they must get those forget me nots back.
The stranbeg beign smirks and akss for 1 million sivler coins.
Nimeria unsheaths his sowrd but the boar headed creatue just shakes his head and sighs and thorws a smokeball to the ground. When the smoke clears the perculiar trader is gone and all Sarah can say is forget-me-not.
What will you do now.
Take her items and run while she cant remember :proud: Nah, only kidding.
Tom can carry her and well just have to find a away to get some forget-me-knots.
she still has all her memory and strength, shes just unable to say anything other than the word forgetmenots and if shes not thinking of anythign her mind will wander onto them
Cool. We didnt happen to buy a roll of Duct tape did we :proud: Tom can still carry Sarah. He needs the exercise the lazy git(two broken toes is a lame excuse :proud:).
Ive also devised a new technique. I call it: The HottaKniph Technique. Basically I use the gauntlets to heat up my katana till its nice and glowie, then I cut the opponent in half like a hot knife through butter :proud:
Also, if i get any burns from the gaunlet, they should heal via my vapiric regeneration ability.
good idea aaron, specially as your katana is already radio active, lol
oh and incase you didnt realise chris as you sold them it means that your now unable to make suggestions as to what the aprty should do though you can stil lgian items by pickign them up
Id like to ask the Brain how to cure Sarah, and where to find whatever it is we need to cure her. Yes, I am aware this is two questions.
Also, seeing the brain knows all, Id like to tell it to think about what Im going to do to it if it plays silly buggers.
lol.
The Ancient Cogitor replies
Thou must seek out a forgetmenot, and then preform the right of Ask ente and get death to sever the link between it
Forgetmenots are not usually found in this region, far to the south they can be foudest, a ship should take you there, for the right you require 2 teaspoons of blood fo any description and a candle, these can be got anywhere.
*The brain winces*
Right. I suggest we travel South to get some Forgetmenots. Afterall, we wouldnt want to be dragging round a flower cursed Elf, especially seeing she cant chant any healing spells if she can only say Forget me not. We can always get the blood from my fish weapons, and Im sure we can get a candle from the ship we travel on.
...this may sound insane, but perhaps I could use the Time Machine to send Firestorm back to our meeting with the merchant and get him to bring our Forget-Me-Nots back to us. So crazy, it just might work or just crazy? You decide :proud:
If too risky for you, then off to the nearest galleon we go, gentlemen! :proud:
*tips top hat, swishes cape and leaps southward dramatically*
Forget me not, forget me not, forget me not.
Id rather go with the ship idea, as we could find some other stuff along the way. Plus seeing Death knows everything we might find some other goodies out:)
*Thinks* If Aaron comes near me with that duct tape, we shall have one disembowled vampire forget me not, forget me not,forget me not. I wonder if one of them would be so kind to at least attach the implants forget me not, forget me not, forget me not.
... ... ... ... forget me not
*Would also, if I could speak, like to remind Aaron that he was going to send Photoshop...forget me not*
Alex, is it possible for me to sign my intentions, or walk a step somewhere when it comes to direction? If so...*points to South coast*
*Thinks* duh, we could use my blood, as in the blood i cast spells with
(*speaks thoughts, It comes out as forget me not, forget me not)*
Tactics: Scream Forget me not while rushing in with the knife and morning star
Forget me not. *hides duct tape*
OI! Alex, you forgot my suit!
[If nobody has any need for it, I will sell my severed arm to give me enough SC for the suit, plus my barbeque fork giving me 130SC total before purchase.]
Both MY barbeque fork and MY severed arm were sold. So wheres my suit Alex-ey boy? :rofl:
I say we send Firestorm back.
And Chris, stop going against Alexs description of your rights- if all you can say is Forget me not, we cant figure out your minds thoughts so dont post them. Keep to the storyline.
Apart from the disembowled vampire and the photoshop reminder, ill take everything back :p
erm...Forget me not
I can feel your heart beating from here Sarah :proud: I hear elfs make nice meals when your on the hunt *Generates fireball in gaunlets and juggles it from hand to hand then lets it fade away again*
Photoshop..... :proud: Forgetmenot :proud:
OK Chris; you are allowed to do the following
a) Shake your head
b) point
c) say forgetmenot twice to indicate no, once for yes or soemthing similar
as to tom i missed that sorry, you have got ti i forgot to mention it
Anyway....
The group set up the time machine and the little slaamander disppears into the void. He reappaears slighlty later with what appears to be a hanging basket full of daisies, it seems his flower recognition isnt too great so the party decide to move on.
They walk down the hill towards the village when suddenly a pair of strange creatures jump out of the undergrowth in black armour waving long swords.
You are attacked by 2 Dark Knight Umpa Lumpas!
Tom harpoons the first through the collar bone before they get near to them and draws it in to a few meters away but the little man digs his feet in the lazer is not aimed about a foor above its head because of the angle at which its harpooned as are the other two weapons unable to hit the little man so he fires the flintlock with his other arm, the first bullet delecting off but the second hittign it in the stomach.
Nimera goes is and slashes several times at the neck but the little harpooned man parries with his own strudy lognsword, suddenly...
Nimera Valencia learns super-move: Nova Slash!
Nimera stands back and puts his gauntleted hand across the base of the blade and his other hand upon the hilt just next to it. He draws his hands in opposite directions leaving the blade white hot and spitting as it passes til it reaches the end.
He startes swingign the blade in a figure of eight, getting faster and faster until its nothign but a glowing white blur then suddenly he leaps across and hits the little man across the chest and the whole area feels the impact and the blinding white flash that hides everything. Not to mention the sonic boom. TRhe little mans armour is cleft in two and his whole body slammed against the nearest tree dripping blood, his armour blasted apart as if it had taken a direct hit from a rocket.
1st Dark Knight Umpa Lumpa is killed.
The 2nd night is trading blows with the elf who havign eqipted the telekinetic implant is delivering mental blows at the same time as her physical ones. Frank hits it with a fish but then Steve slams the sharp end of his cane into the creatures back it spins round and throws the cane away out ofd reach. The proffessor grabs his revolvers and hits the tiny orange and green man several times but it doesnt do anything, Franks weapons hit against it ineefective and Nimera is recharging after his super move. Tom is tryign to remove his harpoon from the dead umpa lumpa.
Suddenly... Stev learns super move: Gunslinger.
His reactions highten aware of evewry tiny sound in the area, he stands side on and rolls the guns round his fingers and catches then, a glint in his eye.
Time to dance
The revolvers let rip the first two hitting near the little mans feet causing him to leep into the air, the rest soon follow blastign him backwards in the air as hes lost thne ground stabbign holes into chest knocking him onot his back. The little man dies.
Items:
1 Unrepareable Umpa lump dark knight armour (weight 10)
1 badly punctured Umpa lump dark knight armour (weight 10)
2 Black Swordswords (weight 4 each)
2 Small Black knight helms (weight 4 each)
700 silver coins (weight 1)
2 badly damaged umpa lumpa corpses (weight 12 each)
You gain 5XP
Proffessor Vengeance Lerans Super Move: gunslinger
Nimera lerans super move: nova slash
From here you can see into town.
The followign buildigns are visible
A weapon smith
An armourer
A pet shop
A stables
A large building which is pink, and your guessign what the pink disc gives you access to
A merecnearies guild
A church
A general store
A potion shop
An Igors workshop
Wehre do you wish to go etc.
Woohoo! Fastest guns in the west coast :proud:
Well, we made it tae toon. I suggest we split up and go wherever we wish to visit before meeting up again at the general store for some...erm...general shopping :proud:
I myself would like to visit the pet shop to see if they can increase Firestorms smarts and then Id like to see what the WeaponSmith can do with my cane n pistols :)
I myself would like to visit the pet shop to see if they can increase Firestorms smarts and then Id like to see what the WeaponSmith can do with my cane n pistols
Probably nothing I cant do with your alchemy skills and my pellet-maker. Id suggest you take Firestorm to the pet shop, Steve, to see if theres anything they could give you to help him.
I wish to go to the stables. I might be able to find a suitable horse.
Frank should go to the giant pink building XD
I wish to go to the Armourer and The Weapon Smith.
I want to drop the wet fish, and upgrade to one of those swords, then take the badly punctured armour to the armourer to get it fixed.
After THAT I want to go to the Igors guild to see about getting some copper wire implants to improve my electric power.
A note for non-discworld readers. Igors are expert surgeons, who can generally lend a hand to those who need it... Or a foot, or a pair of eyes, or maybe an entire arm if youre lucky. Theyre often found working for vampires and werewolves, etc, so maybe Aaron could hire one:)
(the pink place is a brothel. alex told me :P)
I actually guessed that.
OOC: I believe that that 5 xp entitles me to a level up unless i no longer get those.
Anyways
*Takes the money with a defiant Forget me not, looks at the General Store for a moment before walking to the church* Forget me not
yeh you do but i dont have the stats with me so ill do it later
remember you have a token for the.... pink building
ooc: New tactic.
When describing the Telekinetic Implants, Alex said that they can lift two heavy men, i was thinking that i could lift them by the head or throat, that much force should be enough to choke a guy or cave his skull in.
This would mean that things like armour would be less damaged.
yes you are allowed to do that, as logn as there skulls not too thick of course, and assuming they have a neck