The Oddestsey

As your not goign anywhere...

The brain teleports them to the smallest rift, to find a perculiar being -

imagine the head of a walrus on the body of a praying mantis with the tail of an anaconda three times the length of the rest of the creature. Then cover the whole thign in rhinocerous skin, but changes colour like a chamleon and your almost there, except you dotn have the saild along its back like an prehistoric dimetrodon.

He is sittign in what appears to be a telephone booth which seems to be considerably larger on the inside and also contain almost every weapon concievable. A sign writted in around 80 000 languages which aoutomatically warps to the languages of the reader says hell build anythign you ask to order. This includes thigns like tanks, battle animals, aircraft and surface to air projectiles.

any ideas?

hmm, guestimate on an elven bow with arrows please, ill keep it fairly standard for myself :p

30 coins
10 additional coins for every 100 arrows

I got me sixty silver that says i want one bow and three hundred arrows.

I can carry both slung over a shoulder or my back.

How about a custom micro-gamma radiation emitting amplifier-on-wheels to fry people with while they listen to the bangin tunes coming from it at the same times?

The strange being rolls his eyes

Why do you want the wheeled version when you can get the whole lot in a wristwatch for the new models?

130 money

I want a special order for a armour/weapon combination, the armour is a weapon in its own respect and has a nifty set of Quantum energy Blastors built into the shoulders.

Here is a picture of the Techno Armour I wish for the giant being to create for me:
http://www.ajanth.com/teknoman/images/tekno-crystal.jpghttp://www.ajanth.com/teknoman/images/tekno-crystal.jpg

The draw back to the armour is the 30min time limit which metabolically drains a persons body fliuds and may cause them to start mentally breaking down if required to stay transformed in the techno armour state for longer then 30mins.

Quote Please :proud:

somewhere in the region of 200, dependign on the size of the blasters, they come in 5 inch, 10 inch and 6ft anti-planet special edition,

10inch blasters will do fine, I can always buy the hop-up focus rubies to make the beams more intense which negates the 6ft anti-planet cannons.

Now, how much cash do I currently have, and what do I have to hock to get 200 :proud:

the party has 300 in total, you could get 150 for your present armoru and your unused suriken launcher

Additionally he accepts souls as payement of 1 000 000 godl per transfer if you do, but he has controll over you whenever he wants if oyu do.