Robot SMASH!!

I swear to god I wont fix it. If I do youll know because everyone else will break down and Ming will win the next heat:proud:

Seriously though, if Paul wins it will be genuine. I promise not to fix it so all the finalists are different people.

Im actually looking forward to Ming vs. Darke Destroyer, just to see what will end up happening :proud:

Im looking forward to writing it!

I know you entered the series 3 version Joey, but have you seen DD in RW4? It had an even more useless weapon!

Seen as both Paul and Kody have posted tactics I might post the Heat G final tonight so I can get on with Ming v DD...Cackle!

I know, I cant actually remember it that well but I seem to recall it had...two wiggly things. At least the S3 version had a weapon that looked like it could conceivably cause damage, and I liked it anyway :proud:

It series 3 heat was on the other day, It did do a fair bit of damage in round one whatever Phillippa says!

Heat G Final:
Storm II v Super Gore Evo

How did these two make it this far?
1)Storm II flipped Haardvark around, eventually pitting it.
2)Super Gore Evo took damage from Axe to Fall, but eventually Martijn was left chasing his tail.
3)Storm II took on Tempest Evil-est-oution, and surprised us all by pitting the FBS.
4)Super Gore had another tough encounter with an axe, this time the axe of Killotine: EVO, which pierced its tracks. But Kody turned the fight around and pitted Killotine to get through.

Booth 1: Paul Cuomo
Booth 2: Kody Kunz

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, SMASH!!

Storm II goes off like a bullet out of a gun and speeds across the arena into the pit release button! Super Gore follows cautiously and Kody tries to grab Storm from the side, and although the clamping claws get a hold one of them was on Storm€™s lifter and Paul lifts SGE into the air, and now carefully carries it towards the pit! When they€™re near the edge Paul retracts the lifter so that SGE is on top of him and reverses carefully so that one of Kody€™s tracks go over the side of the chasm! Some more careful manoeuvring and SGE is playing with death, balancing precariously on the edge! Paul smiles, drives away, teasing the worrying Kody and comes back in! He gets underneath and stylishly uses the lifter to tip SGE in!

THE PENULTIMATE HEAT ENDS!

Storm II goes through to the finals, Super Gore Evo should make way for Super Gore Revo.

Coming Next: The opening eliminator of the final heat
The Darke Destroyer v Ming Die-Nasty

My revised tactics:
Either try and get it to drive in the pit, or failing that, spin up and use my awesome weaponry to utterly annihilate the loose bits of Mings paintwork. If Im lucky, I might even be able to take off...

Nice new tactics. Here you go!


Eliminator 29/32:
The Darke Destroyer v Ming Die-Nasty

The Darke Destroyer was a competitor in RW3 and 4. This is the RW3 version, with that large blade that did do some damage to Sgt. Meikle, but proved useless against tougher materials. It reached the heat final, beating T II on a controversial JD in round 2, but they were flipped and immobilised by Gravedigger in the heat final.

Ming Die-Nasty is also an RW competitor, and like the Darke Destroyer its former incarnation made an appearance in RW3. They were even in the same heat! However it enjoyed less success and was eliminated in the opening round of the tournament by the powerful Mortis. They too returned in RW4 with a new robot, and Ming II was more successful using the front hinged flipper to overthrow Diotoir in round one, but they broke down in round 2 while facing The Morgue. Unlike their opponents in this battle they appeared in all the series that followed excluding extreme 2, in extreme 1, RW5 and 6 with Ming III (a Razer-esque design that was beaten in the early rounds by Terrorhurtz and Supernova respectively) and then in RW7 in this form, Ming Die-Nasty. It€™s actually a bit of a comedown from the previous robot, with a drill replacing the crusher. It was seeded 15 in RW7, but was beaten for the third time in the opening round, this time by Scraptosaur and Ceros.

Booth 1: Joey McConnell
Booth 2: Mark Elam

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, SMASH!!

Another match gets underway, and Joey heads straight for the pit release tyre, then taking advantage of his wide turning circle to manoeuvre right in front of the pit! Mark comes in with the drill spinning and attempts to nudge his opponent, but The Darke Destroyer dodges out of the way! Ming almost goes in, but keeps his balance and drives after The Darke Destroyer, whose blade hits Ming and stops, having folded itself and caused no damage whatsoever! Ming pushes The Darke Destroyer into the corner, his own weaponry proving equally useless! But now Mark has Joey in the corner, and up comes the spike! The Darke Destroyer is lifted, but lands the right way up and escapes! Ming follows and this time manages to get the drill in under the side of Joey€™s realie! Mark tries a lift, but The Darke Destroyer falls off and so Mark just pushes it across the arena and finally down into the pit!

MARK€™S FIRST WIN IN THIS TOURNAMENT!

Ming Die-Nasty goes through as The Darke Destroyer is destroyed in a Darke manner!

Coming Next:
The 6isc v Wedginator 6.0

(Message edited by Robot_Warrior on April 25, 2008)

Note to self: Foregone conclusions no longer exist. For next time, use larger blades, and a scarier face. :proud: