Oops..., mind you Koy, its not like you didnt give SOR Hex tactics in the Heat C Final of Chevron Championships :proud:
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Oops..., mind you Koy, its not like you didnt give SOR Hex tactics in the Heat C Final of Chevron Championships :proud:
Who cares...PsycloniZer FTW anyway XD
GO AJ!
(Joey isnt around to hurt me anyway:proud:)
Welcome back to Robot SMASH!! , as we count down the minutes to the Heat J final, where the number #14 seed Gabriel II will attempt to defeat the whirling hammers of PsycloniZer in order to progress to the series semi-finals. Let€™s take a look at the robots already there:
Wedge Devolution (1)
Supreme Glory Omega (3)
Cyclone Force 3
Orka MK.4
Back to Rock III
Mantis
Metal Sonic Spin Dash
Axeon 3.0
Achilles
Let€™s take a look back at this heat to see how our two finalists got here:
In round 1 they worked together to dispose of Baldur Gamma.
Gabriel II fought a hard match with Axes of Evil, winning by a 4 point margin in the judge€™s decision.
PsycloniZer had a far easier ride through, slamming Bio-Hazard into submission with those spinning hammers.
I€™m here in the pits now with both teams.
Me: Is the number #14 seed ready?
Joey: Just about. Any damage from Axes in the last round has been repaired and we€™re ready to take on PsycloniZer.
Me: Do you think you can win through this bout?
Joey: We€™ll have to see.
Me: Good luck.
Joey: Thanks.
Me: So Andy, confident?
Andy: Quietly, as I believe his armour is quite thin, and after all this robot is designed to kill spinners.
Me: It€™s the Mechanical Noise champion, right?
Andy: Yes, hopefully we€™ll make it a double champion here.
Me: But you€™ll have to go through Gabriel II first.
Andy: Literally.
Me: Good luck.
Andy: Thanks.
Up in eggheads corner Professor Von Frankenstein and Mr. Robots-expert-guy are debating about who will win this heat final.
Prof.: Gabriel II FTW. The sloped sides will stop PsycloniZer getting any good hits, and I can see the ring spinner going up and out.
Mr.: I disagree. Gabriel only has 5mm titanium on the sides, that€™s no match for a robot like PsycloniZer.
Prof.: But Gabriel has the flipper and the spikes.
Mr.: But neither will be effective here, as PsycloniZer is invertible and has a more destructive spinner that will easily defeat the seeded robot€™s spikes.
Prof.: Hmmm... Let€™s see.
Me: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, now let€™s hit the coliseum for the heat final!
Heat Final
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome back to the coliseum the number #14 seed Gabriel II and PsycloniZer.
Roboteers, standby!
Booth 1: Joey McConnell
Booth 2: Andrew Jackson
5...
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SMASH!!
Another heat final begins, as PsycloniZer starts getting that ring up to speed and the hammers become a scary blur. Joey has already started across the arena, but may have second thoughts now and tries to slip the front flipper under the hammers, but Andy hits the side hard and Gabriel is spun away with a nice gash in the side armour. Not a great start, but now PsycloniZer comes in behind Gabriel II again and slams into the rear, tearing off one of the rear spikes that prevent strandings! Gabriel still has one left though and spins now, slamming that side spike into the momentarily motionless ring of PsycloniZer, though it doesn€™t do any damage. And now Gabriel II drives in underneath and flips PsycloniZer against the wall, but Andy spins the ring and gets back down before running off to spin up again, which he does before coming back on a full speed rush into Gabriel II, who€™s seeded ass is about to get kicked! CRASH! Joey is sent into the barrier by that impact and seems to lift up into the air on one side a little because of the momentum from the hit. But now he seems OK and rushes in underneath the cylindrical robot again, once more toppling PsycloniZer. But that€™s no good as its invertible, and Andy escapes again, spinning up that ring with finality in the sound of its whirring, and as Gabriel tries to avoid the hit that€™s coming to it PsycloniZer pulls around and slams into the gash it made earlier! CRASH! And this time the gash is widened and Gabriel is thrown away across the arena, landing on the killsaws! BZZT! A shower of sparks and Gabriel is suddenly venting co2- the gas supply has been ruptured! Joey grimaces and tries to pull Gabriel back into action, but it has very little traction on the arena floor, and it seems PsycloniZer hit it so hard that the wheel axle is bent! Gabriel is only moving a tiny bit now, and Andy knows he only has to deliver another hit like that to end the match. He reverses away from the fading Gabriel and spins up that ring one final time, waiting for it to reach full speed before he rushes in and thwacks Gabriel II full force again! CRASH! Joey€™s elongated pyramid is slammed into the barrier again, and this time there really is no movement whatsoever. Maybe the damaged wheel has snapped completely, or maybe the link has fallen out, or maybe even both. It doesn€™t really matter though because Gabriel II is out of the running for another season, losing out at the exact same stage it did before.
CEASE!
Gabriel II (14) goes to heaven; PsycloniZer spins on to the series semi-finals!
Coming next time on Robot SMASH!! , the return of the number #12 seed Flick of the Wrist.
Flick of the Wrist (12) v The Rock v Dante
No Objections v Crimson Thunder v Rupture
Go Andy, go Andy :proud:
Flick of the Wrist (12) v The Rock v Dante
I afraid that if The Rock cant grapple a wheel hole here, hes toast.
No Objections v Crimson Thunder v Rupture
No Objections out.
Good fights Liam, as always. :)
Paul, Im pretty sure The Rock is overweight with all that hardox...
Dont bother with that Liam, write the fight anyway. You dont want to start a similar scene like what just happened in C&B3 :P
Liam, Im not going to create a scene here - all Im going to say is The Rock has entered C&B3, and Kody checked all my robots (unfortunately :proud:) and said that The Rock is inside the weight limit.
After you fixed it up the first time. :P
your battles are good and getting better, I cant believe youre the same Liam that first posted here all those months ago :proud:
Flick of the Wrist (12) v The Rock v Dante
The seed will pit an opponent ASAP, I think pitting The Rock is my best bet.
No Objections v Crimson Thunder v Rupture
All 3 can win or lose, but I kinda like No Objections actually :sad: