crazy bots 2.0.

It's the heat final

Gabriel vs OID

3 2 1 ACTIVATE!!

Gabriel charges OID from the start, a shower of sparks litter the arena, OID comes back strongly though, but Gabriel is
just too fast for OID who flips it over. Gabriel now shoves OID towards the arena wall, Gabriel gets to the side of OID
and flips him on his side, OID keeps on using the disc to get it off, but just keeps on ripping into the arena floor. OID has
finally got himself down, but landed straight on Gabriel's flipper. Gabriel now charges OID to the OOTA and flips, OID hit
the wall and landed back onto Gabriels flipper. Gabriel tries again but OID only ends up being propped up against the wall
with no means of getting off. Gabriel reverses away but backed to far and is launched by the floor flipper, Gabriel flips
back over and does a victory spin as poor old OID is counted out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!!, Sir Killalot now picks up OID and
parades it around the arena, and takes it, still in it's claw, to the pulverizer, which proceeds to bash the living hell out of
it. Sir Killalot now dumps him in the pit. CEASE

Along with this series. There will be a point system for Vapourboteer of the tournie

1 point for winning in round 1
2 points for winning in round 2
3 points for winning in round 3
4 points for winning in 1st round semi-finals
5 points for winning in 2nd round semi-finals
6 points for finishing 4th in the play-offs
7 points for finishing 3rd in the play-offs
8 points for 2nd place
10 points for the champion

So, the points so far

Liam- 0
Mark- 1
joey- 6
Jack- 4
Kody- 6
Martijn- 1
AJ-0
Leo- 3
Jordan- 0
Lewis- 0

So it look's like Joey and Kody are top of the leaderboard. But for how long?

Also their will be bonus points for the otherweights :P

Next battle up in a sec :P

Tactics for Illusion of Dread were on page 3, I believe. For convenience, they are of the kill Pickaxe because its circular skirt does f***-all variety :P

Heres our next battle.

Pickaxe vs Helix Vs Illusion of Dread

3 2 1 ACTIVATE

Pickaxe starts off by chasing Helix, slamming the axe when it gets the chance, Helix turns round and starts to slam the
top of Pickaxe. Pickaxe fights back, Helix slams it's axe into Pickaxe, now the axe head is stuck in Pickaxe's skirt. Helix
tries to shake himself free, Illusion of Dread now gets into the action and lifts up Pickaxe into the air. Helix gets his axe
head out of the skirt. The pit decends, Helix hits Pickaxe whilst Illusion of Dread holds him aloft, Pickaxe is firing its axe
to desperately get off. Illusion of Dread is now facing the pit, and is taking Pickaxe there, Pickaxe is firing is axe rapidly
to get off the arm, it's successful in doing so. But Helix begins to hit the underbelly and preventing Pickaxe from righting
itself, Pickaxe now gets back up and begins to run away. But Illusion of Dread chases him down and flips him over once
again. Helix now turns its attention to Illusion of Dread and begins to hammer away at the top, Illusion of Dread now lifts
up the arm and begins spinning up the bar, its now at full speed. Illusion of Dread now runs away and turns round and it
charges at Pickaxe, what a hit, Pickaxe is sent backwards with a shower of sparks, Pickaxe's c02 blew out cos of the hit
Helix gives chase to Pickaxe, hammering the top whilst catching up, Helix gets Pickaxe onto its wedge and pushes it into
the floor flipper, Pickaxe is sent flying into the arena wall and onto its side. Illusion of Dread spins round in celebration as
Helix does a Terrorhurtz style victory spin with its axe as poor old Pickaxe is counted out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!!! As Helix
decides to push illusion of Dread into the pit for some fun
CEASE!

w00t...don't remember attacking Helix as part of my tactics, but then I don't remember the tactics for Helix, so :P good fight regardless :)

Next up we have.

Gehenna vs V for Vendetta vs Roadblock

3 2 1 ACTIVATE

Gehenna chases V for Vendetta and flips him over, V for Vendetta self rights and goes after Roadblock and begins its
brutal attack on Roadblock, causing damage, Gehenna now charges Roadblock and slams him against the wall. Now it
seems Gehenna is trying to prop up Roadblock but to now avail. V for Vendetta comes in and hits Roadblock, who is now
stuck on top of Gehenna. Gehenna now turns and charges towards the OOTA zone to flip out Roadblock. Roadblock is
stacked up againts the wall. But V for Vendetta has its own idea's and pounds Gehenna with its axe. Gehenna runs away
but V for Vendetta keeps following and hitting the top of it. V for Vendetta pushes Gehenna onto the floor flipper and is
flipped into the air and near the pit as V for Vendetta hits the top of Gehenna, it looks like gehenna is on one wheel, it
seems to me that V for Vendetta is trying to get rid of Gehenna before Roadblock is counted out. V for Vendetta now
drives up the front wedge of Gehenna who procceds to flip them over. V for Vendetta had its axe out so it might be a
bit difficult for it to self right. How stupid of me as it self rights and pushes Gehenna into the arena wall to pin him there
as poor old Roadblock is counted out, it never stood a chance 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!!! Whats this V for Vendetta is now
pushing Gehenna to the arena wall were Roadblock is. V for Vendetta now pushes Gehenna underneath Roadblock. And
Gehenna proceeds to flip them out. CEASE

2nd round draws

V for Vendetta vs Illusion of Dread
Helix vs Gehenna

V for Vendetta vs Illusion of Dread

Rely on the flipper mostly for offense, and the bar for defense. Get under and toss him over as many times as necessary. If he tries to axe the body, the spinning bar will rip the axe straight off! :)

Helix vs Gehenna

Seeing a win for Gehenna here via Mr. Pit.

nice work Lian 8)

Thanks Kody

This is the series theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c436AdCv_3I

We are back
The fixture list is changed so instead of Illusion of Dread vs V for Vendetta in the 1st of the 2nd round clashes. It will be
Gehenna and Helix instead

Gehenna vs Helix

3 2 1 activate

Gehenna gets us underway by hitting the pit release. Helix now starts moving towards Gehenna and slams the axe onto
the top of Gehenna, Gehenna now turns to get under Helix and flips him. Helix tries to self right but Gehenna foils the
attempt, Gehenna now shoves Helix who is sent skidding arcoss the arena floor still on its back though, as soon as it
stops skidding, Helix self rights. Helix now gets Gehenna back by landing numerous axe blows on the top of Gehenna, this
is a good performance by Helix who now shoves Gehenna onto the floow flipper and is flung through the air and lands on
it's back. Helix takes advantage of the situation and pushes Gehenna towards the pit. Gehenna flips himself back over as
he gets away just in time. Now Gehenna gets under Helix and rams him into the OOTA zone and Sir Killalot is waiting and
he plucks Helix into the air. Sir Killalot now takes Helix to the pulverizer and it pounds away at the top of Helix. Killalot
now puts Helix down, but Helix is moving round in circles as Gehenna comes in and flips it back towards the OOTA zone.
Now Helix has stopped completely. Has it?. Gehenna gives it a nudge, it's definatly stopped moving. But down comes the
axe, so they have still got the weaponry, but the drive has completely gone, the cant move. The Refbot comes in to
check, now begins the countdown 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!!! Helix is out as Killalot closes in on Helix, Helix still carries on
using the axe to defend itself and hits Killalot's chestplate, he wont be happy with that as Dead Metal grabs hold of the
winner known as Gehenna and begins whirring the saw up and ouch!!, sparks fly off Gehenna. Helix is still defending in
the corner, but Killalot finally picks them up into the air and takes them back to the pulverizer, its a honourable end for
Helix who fought so well in this battle, falls at the same hurdle as they did the 1st series. Now Killalot places Helix onto
the floor flipper and is flung through the air as Gehenna comes in and flips it onto its back. CEASE

A well fought battle. But it Gehenna emerges the victor of this battle and proceed to the heat final

Seriously? Were back? Damn i thought this show was cancelled a long time ago.

To make up for lost time, here we go

Illusion of Dread vs V for Vendetta

3...2...1..KILL!

Illusion of Dread comes flying out at V for Vendetta and gets underneath quite quickly. V for Vendetta slams its hammer
down on the lifting arm. It has no effect though and is flipped over by Illusion of Dread. Illusion of Dread lifts the arm up
and gets that disc up to speed. V for Vendetta self rights (Curse you lot, why are all the names so long?!) but it backs
too far by accident and reverses straight into Illusion of Dreads disc!. A shower of sparks litter the arena. It seems to
have slowed down the disc, but not by much as V for Vendetta swings around and and slams ints axe into the disc. Its
caused the Illusion of Dread to bounce around for a sec then. Illusion of Dread recovers and begins the game of cat and
mouse with V for Vendetta. V for Vendetta turns akwardly and gets pushed into the OOTA zone, where Shunt is waiting.
BANG! What a hit by Shunt, but V for Vendetta hits back with one of his own. Illusion of Dread comes in to spoil it and it
flips V for Vendetta onto his back with the axe extended. V for Vendetta tries to self right. but has stacked itself on the
wall and cannot get away. Meanwhile. Shunt's having a pop at Illusion of Dread. This is carnage out there now. Shunt's
front plow accidently knocks V for Vendetta away from the wall and back into the fray. The fan's look confused at that
but Illusion of Dread has been cornered by Shunt and Sir Killalot. Sir Killalot picks up Illusion of Dread with the claw and
begins to spin him around., and around and around. What great strength Sir Killalot has. He finally lets go. Watch him fly
as Illusion of Dread is flung across the arena. V for Vendetta comes back and delivers a hit to the arm again. Illusion of
Dread tips him over once more. Illusion of Dread now reverses into the pit release as V for Vendetta self rights. Who's
going into that pit, none of them as V for Vendetta is taken to the hammer in the corner of the arena to pound away. It
looks like V for Vendetta has stopped dead in it's tracks.... or wheels so to speak. Are they immobilized. Nope it is not as
V for Vendetta comes smashing back with the hammer again on Illusion of Dread, but now Illusion of Dread is fully under
V for Vendetta and charges toward the OOTA zone and flips!. V for Vendetta survives but the axe head is stuck on the
outside of the arena. V for Vendetta tries to self right again but cant do so. RefBot comes in to have a check. He takes
a look, and he begins the countdown. 1..2...3...4...5..6..7..8..9..10!. V for Vendetta goes out in very hard though match
. The house robots are closing in. But Illusion of Dread flips V for Vendetta out to spare them anymore punishment. CEASE!

Wow what a battle. Up next, the heat final between Gehenna and Illusion of Dread :P

Woo, an update! :P Took a while but nice work anyway Lian :)

Illusion of Dread vs. Gehenna

I should turn faster in ONE direction thanks to the bar, so if he tries to go the other way get at my sides/rear, keep spinning in that direction and fool him.

Anyway, even if he gets under the flipper, he'll eat the spinning bar, which puts out far more kJ than his own. If he doesn't, toss him over. Keep doing this until my 30 flips have run out or he can't self-right anymore. If he's still running, kill him with the spinning bar or get under and pit him.

Good luck Mr. J!

Gehenna vs Illusion of Dread in tonights heat final

3...2...1...KILL!!!!!!!

Both bots charge out. Illusion of Dread gets that bar up to speed and lifts the arm up. Gehenna looks to dodge the bar.
But it cannot as the 1st impact knocks it away in a shower of sparks. No damage so far as Illusion of Dread edges even
closer to Gehenna. Gehenna backs away though, it now turns around and gets its own spinning bar into play. They are
gonna collide! A shower of sparks erupt once again, Illusion of Dread now lowers its flipping arm to the floor. And it looks
to get underneath Gehenna, its successful as it flips him over. Gehenna self rights and runs away, prehaps to get that
deadly flipper into play. gehenna gets underneath Illusion of Dread and flips him up and over. Illusion of Dread skids on
the floor as it lands upside down. Illusion of Dread tries to self right but gets flipped over again on its front with the arm
still out!! but the arm goes fully extended and the bar hits the ground. The hit knocks Illusion of Dread onto its side and
the arm is back in as it rolls onto its back again. Gehenna flips it again and it rolls across the arena, only to land on its
back once more. Illusion of Dread now self rights and gets under Gehenna and gives it a taste of its own trickery as he
flips him over. Gehenna self rights and pushes Illusion of Dread towards the OOTA zone and flips it. Illusion of Dread now
crashes upside down. Gehenna tries to pin Illusion of Dread down, but Illusion of Dread's self righting arm is pushing him
away, though very slowly. Gehenna backs off and decides to try and dump him up and out. FLIP! all its done is stack the
Illusion of Dread on its side against the wall. Illusion of Dread uses his arm to get him off and back into the fight. Whoa
there boy as Gehenna slams right into the pit release (I would know like to take the time to say AJ and Kody shot down
the Oakland Raiders before the match began. I even killed Shaquille O'neal on the way in. Im SO evil) and chases after
Illusion of Dread and flips him over. Illusion of Dread tries to self right. Gehenna scoops him up before he can and shoves
him down the pit. Illusion of Dread tries to self right in vain, but its a futile effort. Well fought from both parties

CEASE

Coming up next. Heat D

bah

is all I can say

EDIT: Predictions given earlier in thread, gg and gl guys :)

Hey guys, just posting to say that this is FAR from dead!

I just need to find my mojo again is all, get back into the swing of things. Heat D will be coming up soon.

That's good, was wondering what was going to happen to this. :)

And we are BACK ladies and gentlemen, strap yourself in. It's heat D!

Let's welcome out our fearless gladiators shall we?

From Texas, USA. and seeded number 15, Bandwagon 3!!!

Bandwagon 3 comes to the table with good flipping ability, so much so it was the first Crazy Bots
X-mas champion. It also uses armox, which is almost impossible to damage. Will that prove to be a
vital factor, considering the fact it's up against two deadly crushers.

From Pontefract, N3!

N3 is here, with that crusher on it. It will be out for revenge on Bandwagon for eliminating it early from
the first X-Mas Crazy Bots, will it be able to settle the score?

From Bournemouth, Razer!!!

The former Robot Wars veteran has arrived in Crazy Bots. With it's 9 tonnes of crush it should cause a
few Gripping experiences for it's enemies. A former UK and two time world champion, but that counts
for nothing here. How will it perform?

In the left control pod, it's the Razer team and Mark Elam from team Corsair. And in the right control
pod it's Joey McConnell

3....2....1...ACTIVATE!!!!

Bandwagon 3 shoots out at the start, trying to avoid the crusher of Razer as it turns to Razer's side.
Razer see's through this and turns towards Bandwagon 3, keeping it's front pointed at Bandwagon 3.
N3 now get's involved in the action and gets it's lifting forks under the back of Bandwagon 3!. N3 now
brings the crusher into play, he knows he won't get through the armox on Bandwagon 3, but he now
has him clamped. Razer now joins the party and crushes at the side, Razer also can't get through but
Bandwagon 3 is now trapped and at the mercy of N3 and Razer. Razer and N3 now shove the trapped
Bandwagon 3, albiet somewhat clumsily, towards the pulverizer in the corner. The pulverizer comes in
to bash on the top of Bandwagon 3, once again, no damage caused. But this is points scored against
it and it will have to work hard to get back into this match. N3 and Razer now let go and back off. Now
Bandwagon 3 comes back into this and flips Razer up and over. Razer now tries to self right, but it is
rather slow in doing so. It now does, but Bandwagon 3 had positioned itself so Razer righted itself onto
Bandwagon 3's flipper. Bandwagon 3 charges towards the OOTA and unleashes an almighty flip!, Razer
hits the side wall on it's descent, keeping Razer in this match. N3 gets back into this, getting it's forks
under Razer this time and now clamps hold of him. Bandwagon 3 get's into the action and flips N3, who
is still clamped onto Razer, turning them both over!. N3 lets it's hold on Razer go and moves it's crusher
around a little bit, rolling itself back over as Razer tries to self right, but it's self righting into a wall and
falling back down. Razer appears to be in big trouble here as N3 gives chase to Bandwagon 3. N3 gets
under Bandwagon 3 once more and clamps onto it again and pushes it into the pulverizer and holds it
there to get beaten down. The Refbot is checking on Razer, who still can't self right. He now raises his
arms and begins the count 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!!!! Razer has been eliminated from round 1 as N3 lets
go of Bandwagon 3.... CEASE!

Bandwagon 3 and N3 proceed to round 2!

Going to bump this to give a proper prediction. :)

Crushtacean vs. Flick of the Wrist vs. Comengetorix

I'll take Crushtacean to crash out via a pitting.