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Why not?
the nearest coffee shop is 120,000 light-years away.
What about the nearest bakery? Baked goods can be evil too you know...:wink:
this RPG is rigged :lame:
A. Take over a coffee shop
B. Safe Starfire
We say A!
The coffee shop gets blown up, you go safe Starfire instead
:proud:
I suggest we hijack a ship, doesnt matter what side, then fly to the coffee shop. Then take it over.
Billy: I suggest we record and release a number one album of smooth jazz, which all the coffee shops in the entire world will buy to use instore, and we can charge them exorbitant royalties until they go bankrupt and we can, like, buy them all up and have an entire chain.
...hey, guys, Im not exactly anti-capitalist, just pro-communist...
Might I remind you that you are supposed to find the rich japanese billionares daughter?
She is on the planet right in front of you.
After you finish the mission, your next one is:
Take over a coffee shop, and make it the best one in the world.
(Message edited by Corsair_Lightning on April 01, 2008)
Well is the universe going to explode if we dont?
If not, why should we care?
Billy: Starfire, you any good with interior design? I could probably sort, like, the music and food, dunno about drinks but thatll probably be Nates area.
Fine, then. You find the girl, go to the billionares house, and claim your 1,000,000 pound reward and a grenade launcher. Your Next Mission: Take over a coffee shop, and make it the best one in the world. You have picked up that X-Rad floating in space.
Starfire: Um...I do like pink. :proud:
(Me: :P)
You have picked up that X-Rad floating in space.
Wait...when did we decide to do that?
Billy: Right! Just need the caramel now. Lots and lots of caramel. Like, an olympic swimming pool filled with caramel...*eyes glaze over*
Starfire: *eyes gleaming* Mmmmmmmm...
The X-Rad will come in handy.
Now you need a name for your coffee shop.
That doesnt tell us how we got it...
All of a sudden, about 100 pointy eared aliens barge into the coffee shop. 33 of them want a mocha, 34 of them want regular coffee, and 33 more of them want a latte.
Starfire: Oh my goodness! I...I do not know how to make caffeine enriched products!
we all of the sudden owe a coffee shop in Iran?
Billy: This calls for drastic action...
*gently places one cup of coffee on bar in front of aliens*
*runs outside and leaps into olympic sized swimming pool filled with caramel and whipped cream*
Starfire: Eek! Wait for meeeee! *dives*
The aliens who just wanted coffee begin to fight over the cup of coffee, while the aliens who wanted mochas and lattes are attacking you.
Starfire has her starbolts.
Billy has his grenade launcher.
Nathaniel has his sniper rifle.
Male has his X-Rad.
Deck has his pistols.
what do you do?
A: Ignore the fight, and get killed.
B: Attack the aliens.
C: Ask them to give you 2,000,000 pounds for the coffee.
D: Give them poisoned coffee.
E: Make their order, and bloody fast!
(Message edited by Corsair_Lightning on April 01, 2008)
A! A! A!
Billy: *pops up from caramel* DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! ALL HANDS ON DECK!
*dives*
Starfire: I choose F: Hide! *hides*
cant we make it an exclusive coffee club, aliens not allowed?
Let me think:
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No.
Invent your own witty comments! :P
Consider it revenge for not letting me borrow The Watcher when Refbots timer went crazy.
Make the orders.... but intentionally give them all the wrong ones, but insist they were right. If they complain threaten to call the police and the navy.
What the hell?
You think you can just have your way around here, using other peoples vapourbots without permission, and getting revenge against people who have good reason to dislike you so far? Well let me tell YOU, Mark, that with an attitude like that, you are going NOWHERE fast. Youve just lost all my respect. (its not the fact about your revenge, its your ignorant attitude :P)
Im withdrawing from the RPG as well. It was a bit of a laugh at first, but now as youre being a real pain in the censored, I dont think I should spend time posting in a thread I find boring now. :P
Now SMARTEN UP or get the hell out.
I am very sorry.
But, that wasnt true!
+2>APRIL FOOLS FROM MARK ELAM!!
That was lame and pathetic.
...that was supposed to be what?
nah, I was Mark all along
+2>APRIL FOOLS!
Ugh.
Ban plz.
Male Kram:Hey, where did Starfire go?