The Election

*Leaves a large tub of biscults and an even larger mug of coffee outside franks door*

*POUNCE*

By the way Dave, it helps to ask a favour before offering the bribe:proud:

No Frank he might be hoping to shut you up for a while :D

I vote for The lord overlord of us all who likes biscults and coffee...

...aka Franky :proud:

We are the Borg, You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Look,Im your campaign manager, Ill do the talking.

Talking is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

Just let me do the talking.

*taps the nearest panel and hangs up on the Borg*

Hows Earth? Its still there so I assume things arent that bad as its still here.

Anyway, Id just like to say that there are over 120,000 drones up here ready and waiting to vote CRAP. The Cant Really Abide Politics party.

Why? well they cant. And no matter what people tell you, it is not because the Cybermen up here have found a way of hiding Borg nanaoprobes in chocolate eclairs. Not the least bit. Purely coincidental. Anyway, Id better be off; Planets dont assim - I mean, Elections dont win themselves. Anyway, Id better be off. Bye.

*Misses button on panel.*

*turns to Cyberman.* God, did they fall for that. they have absolutely no idea theyre going to be enslaved for the 300 years. *laughs*

*looks at screen*

Is this thing still on? Whoops!

*Switches transmission off.*

Am I winning?

That was a typically vague election response from the CRAP Party.

(leaves trail of jaffa cakes for Frank to follow into oblivion)

LOL ... those jaffa cakes have been there since Friday whats wrong Frank?

I hate jaffa cakes.

oh right well that explains it then... you got any other biscuits for him Karoline?

And thats the way the cookie crumbles :p ... err...Jaffa Cake

Chocolate orange Hob-Nobs?

Yes please... my ears popped up when i heard the word chocolate lol... Frank stau away :)

Just send those Jaffa cakes my way - Ill give em a good home *pats stomach happily* :)

Obviously the way to world domination is through a few packets of bikkys (laughs evily and ends up choking on a jaffa cake)

*A Drone and Ceri watch on as a Cyberman write something down.*

World domination, D-O-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N by Biscuits, B-I-S-C-U-I-T-S

I think weve got the idea of that, now all we need is a plan.

*All start scratching their heads...*

Cyberman, too worried about the accuracy of its spelling misses the bus to Earth.....

hmmm im good at making plans can i help pwease

Sigh...looking dim for the LEMocratics. Come on people! Theres food involved! FREE food! ANYTHING you want! Hell, ANYTHING you want?
...Please?

*walks towards console.*

I still cant believe it though. A collective mind of 120,000 drones and we still cant come up with half decent world domination plan.

*taps a few buttons on borg console.*

Alright Bex, Ill beam you up, but this is gonna tickle.

*smooths button. A green shimmer appears behind Ceri. He picks up the small object behind him.*

Bexs mug. Do not touch! Oh for petes sake. 120,000 drones here and they cant spare 1 to realign the targetting scanners...

ohhhhh i liked being tickled. and a mug wow :) and is it me or is Anthony getting desperate for votes lol

Lets ty it now.

*smooths button again. A green shiny silhouette appears behind him.*

Welcome aboard the Cube, Bex. Here, have your Mug back.

*Hands mug over.chucks Bex a badge.*

If you ever want to be here or back on Earth just press that badge. Now I suppose you want to see the view from orbit but unfortunately there no windows, so this is the best I can do.

*Taps panel and a screen appears in mid air with view of full Earth on it.*

I got teleported too...And...MY LEFT FOOT IS WHERE MY RIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE!

Youll be glad there arent any windows to look out of because if the drones are so stupid that you cant even have your own mug then theyre stupid enough to throw open a window if it gets a bit warm :proud:

Anyway - in geo-synchronous orbit youd be travelling so fast that if you stick your head out of the window your hat will blow off :proud:

Anthony, stop hopping around in circles for goodness sake!

Karoline dont use big words at this time of night they are too hard to digest...

Im afraid that I have this condition where the more tired I get the longerthe wordsgetuntil theymergeintoonelongcontinualdrone

LOL... is there any drugs to solve it, anyway wheres the chocolate orange hob knobs

In the mail

It has come to my attention that Bex, currently running for office, has advocated the use of drugs. I hope shes ashamed of herself.

LOL Frank yes im totally ashamed of myself for having the need to take parecetomal and aspirin... *hangs head in shame*

Have you considered alternative substances like peppermint tea?

no does it work? bet it doesnt have the same effects though

OK...
We have someone whos warped mind lies firmly in orbit - Ceri
We have someone who readily accepts bribes - Dave
We have a drug addict - Bex
We have someone with a bikky fetish who definately should be certified - Frank
We have someone who thinks they have been transported to where Ceri is and ended up with only one foot...on the wrong leg - Anthony
And there is me :)
Who would you vote for?

That was a totally sensible and very boring election broadcast by the CRAP Party

and there is Karoline who is a mixture of all of them... now who would you vote for :)

And theres the Party That Wasnt There, which was conviniently overlooked (guffaw) by Karoline in that lineup.

Who said that?

beats me, Im just the highly biased adjudicator, what do I know?

Representative of the bow before my feet pittiful mortals party.

Our slogan: Make everone do what it says on the packet.

Alex what does it say on the packet, its too early in the morning to read lol

that is classified information. *looks shifty*

thats nothing new i always get shifty looks :)