Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Youre all evil, but Ill enter anyway, in memory of what happened to Clover when Venom put her in the acid :angry:. Poor Devon. Oh well. Of course you know shes my first entrant.

And Ill enter...

R - Robot
NR - Not a Robot

Macbeth (NR) (ridiculous killer)
Wedginator rEVILution (R) (hehe...)
Hexadecimal (NR) (ReBoot character, likes chaos)
Hexadecimator (R) (Hexs unreal husband :proud:)
Judas Priests lead singer :proud: (NR) (for annoyance)
A moron :proud: (NR) (random)
Bowser (NR) (big guy with breath that could roast 1000 turkeys :))

That should be okay.

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

Meh, might as well.

Ill have the following...

Crash Bandicoot
Spyro
Homer Simpson
Bigfoot
Jack The Ripper
Kodiak (from Fightbox)
A Hippopotamus

And, for fun, maybe Ruf Ruf Dougal (the robot)

Ooh. Id like to replace Goofy with Pikachu. No-one surpasses me in evil:proud:

quote:

Megaman X was one of my fav games on the SNES!

Snap! :D Shame about the playstation ones _

*snowball comes out of the Snow thread in the General section and hits Frank in the head* :proud:

STEVE SEZ:
OK, heres my shortlist for one of my personal favourite contests :):

1. Professor Vengeance (full name Prof. Reginald Fortesque Vengeance)
SHAPE- human
COLOUR- caucasian male wi black top hat, tuxedo, cape & Clarks school shoes
WEIGHT- 60-70kg
DIMENSIONS- ...well, Im about 5ft something :proud:
SPEED- about average for a guy who spends most of his time in front of a computer
TURNING CIRCLE- 0m
GROUND CLEARANCE- ...um...
ARMOUR- skin, clothes specially constructed of an all-new flexible Hardox, as developed by my evil organisation, Overkill Industries (TM). Swish. :wink:
LEGS- two
POWER- food. Duh.
WEAPONS- Gifted with vast intelligence, the Professor is capable of creating a cunning plan within mere milliseconds, ideal for when world domination schemes go awry :proud:. Combined with a love of robotics, Reggie cam summon many various mechanical monsters to aid him in his insane quest, but by far and away his most prized possession is his Å“berCane. At first sight, it looks just like an ordinary walking cane, but one twist of the Chaos Emerald which powers it mounted on the top (dont tell the hedgehog, K? :wink:) and out the other end can come any number of evil surprises - a sword blade, a sledgehammer head, a large drill bit, helicoptor blades for a quick escape, a flamethrower barrel, a super-vaccuum pipe, a nitro booster (for use as a getaway broomstick) a gun barrel firing anything from machine gun bullets and shotgun ammo to rockets and lasers...the list goes on and on...
SRIMECH- Side-arms :lame:
NOTES- the evil side of my personality made flesh (or, in this case, digital)
STRENGTHS- magnificant intellect, multiple weaponry, vicious robotic lackies, highly manoueverable, not quite as mad as most other mad scientists
WEAKNESSES- not too good at hand-to-hand combat, still just a teenager, fictional

2. Dr Ivo Robotnik (back with his Egg-o-Matic of wonder)
3. Thomas the Tank Engine (your master hath returned! :proud:)
4. Mr. Edward Hyde (the real deal from RL Stevenson, not that piss-poor effort in Van Helsing)
5. Dick Dastardly & Muttley (Double-Team Time! :proud:)
6. Alphonse Al Capone (the grandfather of gangsters)
7. Random Dalek (now with jetpack and extendable wings courtesty of Overkill Industries :wink:)
8. Miles Tails Prower (essentially here to balance out the whole evil theme Ive got going :proud:)

AJ SEZ:

My enteries will be in at the weekend hopefully. :)

Never done a fan fic before. Alex, do you mind Emailing a rookie the rules round here?

Mind you not that I wont pick it up as I go along, and these prove my moneys going where my mouth is. Failing the money gets there, at least my foot will...

1) Samus Aaron.
Best known for: Metroid video games, First woman of Video gaming.
Shape: Humanoid.
Gender: Female
Occupation: Bounty hunter.
Weight: Unknown, Probablyd get blamed on suit, anyway...
Drive: Standing: Legs.
Morph ball: Tank style.
Ground clearance: Variable.
Weapons: Standing: Light beam, Dark beam.
Morph ball: Power bombs, Screw attack.
Strengths: Manueverable, quick.
Weaknesses: To powerful for own good...

2. Evil Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Real name: Thomas Oliver.
Shape: Humanoid.
Armour: Some sort of energy sheath. Tensile strength matches Ti, though it shares looks and fabric qualities with Spandex...
Jumping ability: 60ft.
Weight: unknown.
Ground clearance: Variable.
Weapons: Sword of darkness, Sword of light,Dragon dagger (Contains flute in handle), Green power sheild oh, and the DragonZord(Though I doubt it will be legal here.)
Strengths: Versatility.
Weaknesses: Morpher. Will demorph if badly damaged. Oh and another green candle...
Chronology: Tommy was picked by a Witch called Rita Repulsa in her attempt to create a rival to the original Power Rangers. Successful at 1st, But the spell on Tommy weakened and the Green power coin got used for good. Rita then enlisted her backup plan, the green candle , which would literally burn away at Tommys powers. Lord Z turned up and banished Rita to inprisonment and continued to let the candle burn. Tommy eventually lost hs powers and was given the white powercoin by Zordon.Lord Z and his new wife (Love potion) in Rita Repulsa resurrected an old rival of Zordons, just named the Wizard with the intent on resurrecting the Evil Green Ranger. Having cloned another Tommy and sent the other 5 powerless rangers back to early angel grove to fight 3 now humanoid mice.The white and green rangers fought as did their Zords. But the original Tommy realised he couldnt defeat his clone without the others. So he concentrated his attacks on the Wizard, giving him the sceptre and calling the 5 rangers back to the future. The 5 went off to fight the DragonZord whilst the 2 Tommys continued to fight. The white ranger destroyed the wizard and his spell over the green ranger, who in turn saved the DragonZord from destruction and sent it back to Its hiding place. The 2 rangers went back and the clone agreed to be left behind with the Green power coin. Over the years he got bitter that he had to stay behind, until Master Vile, Ritas father, collected him for purposes of his own. Reunited with the DragonZord, this new Evil Green ranger seeks vengance on the world that betrayed him.)

3. Evil DragonZord.
Height: 60 ft.
Weight. Unknown but can crush cars.
Shape: Humanoid/Dragon blend.
Armour: Titanium. (thickness still unknown - no one lives long enough to cut a sample.)
Weapons: Dragon sheild, Dragon tail, Missile claws.
Strengths: Dependable and loyal to the end.
Weaknesses: Largely due the fact that its controlled by the Dragon flute.

The wars incarnate are different from regular fanfics. Heres some pointers:

1) Throw logic out the window. Last series, thomas the tank engine turned out to be the anti-christ, and the overall winner was a kitten.

2) ...Actually there is no 2.

2) Its the only fanfic which isnt soley combat robot based.

Another good example was Dr robotnick winning eight nobel peace prises after cannabis made him see the world clearly and settign up a blue hedgehog sanctuary, take a look at it if you want

1. Electric Guitar

2. Funky Junkie

3. Glasgow Kiss

4. The intense humming of evil

5. 100% Artificial Insincere Hypocritical Guarantee

6. The Holy Bible

7. Glesgae Ned

8. Anthrax

Oops, didnt read the rules clearly enough.

Ill replace Judas Priests lead singer and the moron with Darth Vader and Cobra Commander. :proud:

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud: