"VERY WELL"
The Alakazam's eyes being to glow brightly and the metal in the spoons it carries begins to ripple as if it were the surface of water. An instant later Cleo, Eudial and Leland Gaunt find themselves in somewhere entirely different as Alakazam uses some form of teleport to send them to the headquarters of the Psi-corps.
What they find is not quite as severe an environment as you'd expect, its an open plan area filled with ergonomic colourful seating. There are areas with games, books, and a private restaurant and a number of other amenities. Each individual seems to have their own personal little room - apparently each psychic gets their own little space to be at comfort in while they are working.
A few individuals are milling around - a huge being in a tank of orange gas is talking to a robed octopus headed creature, a Mewtwo is laughing (very creepily) at a joke made my a blue alien in a saffron robe. However you are approached by a young, attractive human woman who appears incredibly normal."
"Ah you must be Cleo and friends - welcome to the psycorps! We have much to discuss, would you follow me to my office? Please ask any questions on the way!"
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Meanwhile the Vortigon asks who would like to accompany Aurelia to the Old Worlds Society.