Team Zlayerz RPG: Identity Theft!

Well, if Bens being excluded on account of him sucking, (J/K, no offence Ben,) Ill enter Leviathan
Shape: Think Behemoth, but a bit longer and lower, and with a curved back
Colour: Deep blue, with bubbles painted on here and there. On the front, Leviathan is written in black cursive script
Weight: 110kgs
Dimensions: 90x50x45
Speed: 15mph
Turning Circle: 0mm
Armour: 6mm Titanium everywhere but the scoop, which is 10mm Hardox.
Ground Clearance: 0mm at the front, because of the scoop, 0mm at the sides, because of the skirts, and 10m at the back and under the skirts.
Movement: Four S28-150 Magmotors with four 24V NiCad Battlepacks, driving titanium tank tranks with Vulkalon on every other link.
Weapons
Weapons: A Hardox scoop. The entire top of the robot lifts up, as well as the scoop, like Behemoth, except it opens further. Its powered by 2 2.5KG CO2 canisters and double 80mm full pressure rams at 900psi, and should be able to flip around 1000kgs, and toss 300kg.
Scrimech: Flipper if it lands on the top, rounded back, and it has the same self-righty extension thingies Behemoth has, should it land on its side
Speciality: Uhh, Flipping things bloody high?

I havent been excluded, its just full

Come to think of it, Steve has a valid point. Maybe we should just give ourselves up.

Of course, me being me, Ill act as though I want to fight.

yo brothers, how does this sound?

half of the group runs, and the other half gives up, that way he have 2 groups in potentially tactical potitions, and the half that ran can help the half that gave up in breaking out

continuing...

Well, Joey? Dont keep us in suspense! said PMPY.

...I think we should give up, said Nidhogg at last.

The group seemed to thinking the exact same thing...that is, until...

GAH!

It was Clawdius. Tira had pulled free at last and was making a path for freedom.

Oh damn! Stop her! cried Clawdius, as the soldier bots closed in.

On it! said Nitro-Gene and he sped after the spinner with wrath. Die-Ceratops, PMPY, Flick, and Taki were able to go after him, but as Tsunami followed, the ranks of soldiers finally and completely enclosed them. There was no escape.

You will come with us, now, ordered the Centurion, and Clawdius resigned himself for the worst...

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Damn it! We lost her! cried out Taki in frustration. It had been an hour since they had run from the company.

And all for nothing, it seems, muttered Flick.

I say we go back and break the others out, right now. Who cares about some freaky little bit-

Shes not herself, how can you blame it all on her? argued the ninjabot. Die-Ceratops growled, but made no further inquiries about the loss of Tira.

I have to agree with Chris, said Flick. Tira isnt on our priorities list right now, we have to go back to rescue the others.

But we were assigned to - Now Nitro-Gene started to argue, but Flick silenced him.

Im pretty sure you were assigned to assist us, ultimately. And right now theres nothing more important than getting our friends the hell out of wherever it is theyre being taken. Once we get them back, well seriously mess up their place, and resume our hunt for Tira, probably. So cool down, all right?

Yeah, all right... muttered the blue machine.

All right, so what do we do? How will we break them out? PMPV asked the obvious question.

Flick was about to answer, but then paused for a second. Something was amiss, and he knew it.

Someones coming, hide! he hissed, and they bolted behind some shrubbery some twenty feet away.

And sure enough, a minute later, two robots came out of the nearby forest. If Flick had eyebrows, they would have been raised as these two robots were very similar in shape...yet not so in size. One of them was small, compact in size, a wedge with a rear inverted one, and the other was the exact same shape, yet was twice as large and wielded a heavy hammer. They had moustache ornaments on their wedges and viking hats on top.

The...hell...? guffawed Die-Ceratops. Obviously the wrong thing to do.

By Toutatis! Were being watched by those Roman dogs again, Obelix! said the smaller robot, and turned to face the shrubbery. Will they never learn?

Romans again, Asterix? Dunno why they keep pestering us, they only just get hurt, said Obelix, the bigger one.

Asterix sighed. Well lets teach them another lesson.

Oh crud! Uh... Die-Ceratops somehow looked sheepish. What now?

First off, you keep your trap shut, snapped Flick. Second...I dunno.

They dont pose that much of a problem... said Nitro-Gene.

Looks can be deceiving, young one, said Taki. Be on your guard!

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HOUSE ROBOT ENCOUNTER!

Asterix (Asterix Heroicus)
Shape: MW Bad Attitude
Weight: 106kg
Body Colour: Gold and black.
Speed: 50mph
Armour: Aircraft aluminum, with some polycarbonate on the underbelly.
Weapons: Asterix IS the weapon. Using a front titanium wedge shaped like this (=/) and a rear inverted one when hes inverted, hell ram and slam you around before you can say Quid?! :proud:
Srimech: Hes invertible.
Weak points: Poor side and bottom armour, poor control, exposed wheels to crushers and axes.

Obelix (Obelix Bulguous)

Shape: Same as Asterixs but bigger.
Weight: 225kg
Body Colour: Orange with yellow speckles.
Speed: 15mph
Armour: Mostly vanadium alloy, but theres some titanium plating on the top.
Weapons: A high pressure hammer like The Judges.
Srimech: Hammer.
Weak points: Poor manoeuvrability, wheels exposed to crushers and axes.

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Team 1 Health
Die-Ceratops Re-Invertus - 98%
Push Me Pull You - 96%
Flick of the Wrist - 96%
Nitro-Gene 4.0 - 70%

Party Members & Health
Taki - 96%

Theres something strange about Asterix and Obelix other than their appearance...a slightly golden aura emanates from them, making them stronger. Whats it gonna be: fight, or try to explain?

And oh yeah, Clawdius had all the items and gold, so youll have to do without them, you four. :proud:

I say we try to explain.

I mean, think about it. Im bright green and I look like a dinosaur. How does that suggest Roman?

(Message edited by Dinowarrior on August 23, 2008)

bright green Roman dinosaur?

Time warp?

welcome back joey

continuing...

Clawdius wasnt too happy.

Will you PLEASE stop blaming yourself? snapped Tengu.

Well how would you feel if you led your party in this mess? the crusher retorted.

It doesnt help the situation yknow, Steve, said NSBFR-X.

True... Clawdius sighed.

They were being led down a dark cavernous tunnel by the company of Roman robots, of which contained rows upon rows of cells, in their turn housing barely functioning robots, or dead robots with rusting or rotten internals. Tsunami shuddered violently as they passed.

In with you, said Marcus Ignutus, gesturing to an open cell to their right.

You know, we could probably break down those bars, you old fool, Tengu scoffed, as the five robots entered the small, musty cell.

Not these thick steel bars you wont, sneered Marcus; the bars slammed shut and clicked. I will return for questioning. He yelled to the other soldiers and exited, leaving the five in a state of mild panic.

It did not last long, though, as there came a static type of breathing from behind the group. Whipping around, they saw another robot. It was nearly rotted alive. Its previously shiny blue paint was dulled to a dull grey, and the horizontal spinning blade had rusted and looked ready to fall off.

Who...what are you? asked Clawdius.

The robot did not respond.

Good thing I managed to sneak this in, said Clawdius, putting forth a Tool Kit (the chief Centurion had taken their other items and gold).

Hey! Steve, we might need that! barked Nidhogg, speaking for the first since they entered.

I think we should get some answers from this poor soul, said Clawdius. But he doesnt seem to be in the right state to tell us anything.

I agree, muttered Tsunami.

Well I say we should get out of here, right now said Tengu, spinning up its blades, and striking the bars.

CRASH!!!

The steel bars did not give at all, and Tengu was sent back into a corner.

Okay, maybe I can panic a little... groaned Tengu.

Right...should we help that robot, or keep one of us alive? said NSBFR-X.

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ENCOUNTER!

Mechavore
Health: 4%

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Team 2 Health
Clawdius Decimus Murderous - 90%
Tengu VII - 94%
NSBFR-X - 94%
Nidhogg - 72%

Items in Stock
Tool Kit

Party Members and Health
Tsunami - 97%

What will you do? And yeah, the longer you stay in the cell, the more your health will decrease.

(Message edited by kodster on October 13, 2008)