The Crash & Burn Tournament
FIGHT RESPONSE: Thank you very much, Mr K! :proud:
DRAW RESPONSE: Thank you very much, Mr K! :lame:
HEAT E
ROUND 2
MegaByte VS TAILS
Rush-rush-RUSH MegaByte right from the start to stop that nasty shell getting up to speed. From there, somehow slip the wedge under the bodywork or one of the blades and topple that orrible piece of work over!
If things get really desperate, turn on the tails, wave goodbye and go for the full-on assault!
The Crash & Burn Tournament
Its robot fighting time!
Tails beat Dante and The Watcher beat Taki. :proud:
Megabyte completely destroyed Biohazard to advance.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Obelix Bulguous and Double Whamlet.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!
Tails flies out and hammers Megabyte, getting the flipper under and tosses Megabyte into the air! Megabyte, thanks to the gyroscopic forces at work, lands on his wheels and is able to continue the match, getting the shell up to speed. Tails races around and desperately tries to get the wedge under that annoyingly low full-body spinner, but is spun away and is thrown instead into the arena wall! Tails gathers his bearings and rushes Megabyte again, only to be thrown aside once again as the ferocious FBS tosses him yet again! Tails turns around and exposes the deadly tails weapons and reverses into Megabytes deadly spinning shell, going for the full-on assault!
CRASH!!!
SPARKS! :proud: And Tails is thrown yet again, but this time Megabyte imitates him, having been thrown backwards himself! Both robots land on their wheels and Tails races in before Megabyte can get up to speed, and throws him over! And its all over now! Megabyte is inverted on the arena floor, but Tails will think not of a countdown and carries Megabyte to the wall, then activates the flipper. Megabyte hits the railing and comes down inverted again. Tails tries again, and this time Megabyte lands on the arena camera track!
CEASE!
Megabytes glory comes to naught as the arena camera tracks are his destined spot.
TAILS ADVANCES TO THE HEAT E FINAL!!
Coming up: The Ultimate Wedge VS. Aneurysm
NOTE: When I was writing this fight I was on a computer that actually read the words out for me. I highlighted the entire fight and the damn thing read it out for me. Im still laughing. :proud::proud::proud:
The Crash & Burn Tournament
No you cant come out of your corner, Taki! Oh, uh...next fight! :crazy:
After obliterating Obliteration, The Ultimate Wedge is ready for more action, and more OOTASs. :)
Aneurysm tore Bloody Tears 2 to bloody shreds and is now looking to do the same here.
Roboteers, stand by...
Tira-san and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI will be the housies.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!
TUW is up and under - WOAH! What a flip that was! Aneurysm is belly up and now scurrying away as TUW makes a fresh attempt at another OOTA! Aneurysm turns around and exposes that deadly cutting flywheel but TUW just runs right into it. There is a loud SNAP, and something tells me that TUWs flipper has been disabled, because Aneurysm is not tossed away off the wedge! This doesnt look good, but Aaron still has the better power, speed, and traction here, as Aneurysm slides off of TUW. Aneurysm cautiously maneouvers to get at the sides but TUW keeps the wedge pointed at his enemy. Aneurysm gives up on this tack and drives at TUW again.
CRASH!
Tira looks envious from the CPZ as sparks litter the arena! Aneurysm is flung away a bit, and that hit seems not to effect TUW at all. Aneurysm is too late to get out of the way as TUW charges, but TUW merely goes by the right side of Aneurysm and turns to get a good view. Perhaps Aaron has poorer control now? Aneurysm spins up the blade and finds the sides of TUW. More sparks litter the arena! TUW seems unaffected, as the side panel is clearly still there with little damage, but Aneurysm is still at it, still cutting, still biting, still laying on the hurt. TUW moves away but Aneurysm is on his arse, spinning up the blade again and moving in for the win! Suddenly TUW spins around and Aneurysms blade hits TUWs flipping arm again.
CRASH!
Once again, a shower of sparks litters the arena, and TUW finds himself barely hanging on to his flipping arm! But at that hit somethings happened to Aneurysm. The blade is not spinning at all. TUW rams Aneurysm from the front but Aneurysms away, dodging around the wedge and rearing into the superbot, pushing it into the wall. TUW slides out and attempts a ram, but finds Aneurysm gone. Aneurysm is quite the nimble bot despite his design. TUW finds Aneurysm at the rear and backs into him. Aneurysm U-turns and drives into TUWs side, pushing him into Exa-Gore-Ics CPZ! Exa-Gore-IC, however, is unable to grab TUW and so only pushes him against the wall. Tira is finally able to express her emotions and travels across the arena, completely ignoring Aneurysm, whom she fought and won against in the first Robot Rebellion. Aneurysm doesnt care, hes rather occupied with trying to win the fight, and THE BLADE IS SPINNING AGAIN!!! Tira smashes TUW with the flywheel and an excretion of green and purple sparks surrounds them! Aneurysm vents his own feelings by joining the house robots and hammering TUWs side with the cutting blade! More sparks! TUW is in serious peril here, and finally Exa-Gore-Ic releases TUW, who gets out of the CPZ. Tira nicks Aneurysms side with the flywheel, causing more sparks, green and purple marked with gold from the armour on Aneurysms side. Aneurysm reverses Tira into her CPZ and goes after TUW again, who is still not out yet, but moving yet more slowly than ever. Aneurysm gets the blade up to speed and hammers the flipping arm again, and this time it goes flying off, passing close to the flame pit! TUW pushes Aneurysm in a feeble sort of way but Aneurysm escapes again, and, spinning the blade, cuts TUWs side again. Theres the side damage! We can clearly see a gash in the right side of TUW now! So damage has been done inside and outside! TUW isnt moving too well out there and Aneurysm backs him into the flame pit. TUW gets off of the flame pit and turns the wedge towards Aneurysm. Aneurysm disregards the positioning completely and ploughs recklessly into the giant wedge full force. Even more sparks! Aneurysm gets away before TUW can try and turn this match around, and Aneurysms blade is slowing down, and now its stopped again! Not spinning! However, this fight has been all Aneurysm and no wedge! AJ is grinning widely and TUW randomly drives over the closed pit, very nearing Tiras CPZ. Tira longs for some death but TUW reverses back over the pit. Aneurysm flings himself at the pit release button but by the time the siren sounds, TUW is well away from the grave.
10...9...8...7...
TUW stops, and now I think he is immobilized. Aneurysm pushes TUW into Tiras CPZ.
6...5...4...
Tira cuts into TUWs rear and tears off some armour amid more colourful sparks.
3...2...1...
Aneurysm comes in with a final shove...
CEASE!
A very one-sided fight. My moneys on Aneurysm, but lets see the judges decision.
The Ultimate Wedge - Aneurysm
Aggression = (1-4)
Damage = (0-5)
Control = (1-4)
Style = (0-5)
Strategy = (1-4)
Total = 3-22
The Ultimate Wedge meets his ultimate doom.
ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO THE HEAT E FINAL!!
Heat E Final
Tails VS. Aneurysm
(Message edited by kodster on December 07, 2006)
The Crash & Burn Tournament
KABOOM! Im here! :proud:
Tails beat Dante and Megabyte. Do we even need descriptions of the fights?! :proud:
Aneurysm trashed Bloody Tears 2 and whupped The Ultimate Wedge in a judges decision.
Roboteers, stand by...
Asterix Heroicus and Ancalagon the Black guard the CPZs this time around.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!!
Tails flies out immediately and is determined to get out to a good start as Aneurysm goes out to greet him with the deadly flywheel! Tails dodges it barely and gets a flip in. Aneurysm lands on his head, but follows Tails around. Tails has the better speed, so he gets away easily, and turns around to try and attack the sides of Aneurysm again. Aneurysm isnt fooled and keeps the front pointed towards his opponent. Tails turns, but Aneurysm pounces on the opportunity and smashes the side of Tails with the flywheel! Tails is flung away with a gash in his side (the one that Taki did not get), and does another spin when he stops to show that hes still mobile. Aneurysm gets the flywheel up to speed again, and Tails has to run away again as AJs bot comes at him. Tails decides that hed better put an end to the flywheel of Aneurysms and turns around to expose the spinning tails. Aneurysm actually turns away and avoids the rear charge of Tails, and slashes the other side of Tails. The panel comes flying off, and Tails finds himself in a perilous situation! He speeds away like Sonic to a chili dog stand :proud: but Aneurysm is hot on his...tails. :proud: Tails tries the kamikaze trick again, exposing the spinning tails, and Aneurysm decides to crash right into it.
CRASH!
Yay! Fireworks! :proud: And it looks like the plan backfired, because the weapon that was disabled was the spinning tails! Ooh...Tails doesnt look so fast now, wobbling away towards the pit release button, but Aneurysm cataches up to him and smashes off Tails rear weapon! Tails stops completely at that hit. Aneurysm pushes Tails onto the pit, and himself hits the pit release button, thus defeating his opponent and robbing the housies of their fun. Bad luck, boys!
CEASE!
Tails gets his tails removed, and gets removed from the rest of the tournament.
ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO THE SERIES FINALS!!!
-Aquarius
-Enter the May Tracks
-Orka MK4
-Clawdius Decimus Murderous
-Aneurysm
-
-
-
Heat F
Tough As Nails VS. Bulldog Breed
Warrior SKF VS. Chaos 2
The Disc 5 VS. Slammer V
Breed VS. Shovearound 2
Tactics? Predictions?
The Crash & Burn Tournament
predictions?
sure!
TAN vs Bulldog Breed
Bulldog Breed is a standard wedge-flipper, and not the best for that matter. TAN is original, and effectiive, TAN for the win.
Warrior SKF vs Chaos 2
Ok, I dont know that much about Warrior, his weapon looks amazing, but eyes can be deceiving (I can tell, Im a designer :P). Chaos 2 has proven itself over the years. Still, Im affraid that Warriors weapon IS amazing and will ensure victory.
The Disc 5 vs Slammer V
Lol, great matchup. Slammer V is a well-designed robot, bu will he have the aces to actually BEAT The Disc? I think not, while The Disc can easilly clober Slammer V around.
Breed vs Shovearound 2
Uhhhm... close match, the PTT finalist might win, thats all I can say
The Crash & Burn Tournament
Tactics? OK.
BULLDOG BREEDS TACTICS
Bulldog Breed has beaten Tough As Nails before, but I do know is that this is hardly going to mean anything. After all, it was a very close fight last time. Just get underneath the wheels, get him close then try and flip him out, or perhaps use the superior traction (which I think BB had last time) to get him pitwards. Otherwise, its the old catch me if you can routine.
Itd be interesting if I end up fighting Breed. Dont let that influence you though.
The Crash & Burn Tournament
GO TAN TAN TAN TAN, tough as nails needs to get his claw into the wedge and stop him flipping.... its happened before with turbulence although turbulence got free
The Crash & Burn Tournament
HEAT F
ROUND 1
CHAOS 2 VS Warrior SKF
Trust me to get Revenge of Trouble and Strife times a million. Hasnt Chaos suffered enough? :lame: Not much I can really do here, except keep to the sides and flip it near an arena wall before the disc gets up to speed. With any luck, itll probably OOTA itself for me. :wink:
The Crash & Burn Tournament
HEAT F
ROUND 1
CHAOS 2 VS Warrior SKF
SKF has a good spin up as the weapon only does 1000rpm. Spin up, tear his wedge off, flip him out the arena...
Ill have my cake and eat it too :proud:
The Crash & Burn Tournament
Okay, as of now, Bex has taken Tims place and his robot entries. That okay, Bex? :)
Anyway, lets get Heat F started!
Tough As Nails is a Dutch robot with rear wheels and two, giant hardox pincers. Its been painted pink with green specks just for this occasion.
Bulldog Breed is a big, bad wolf of a bulldog with a big, bad flipper. And if you dont take care, youll feel the bite and bark at the same time.
Theyve met, theyve fought, and Bulldog Breed came out on top last time. Will history repeat itself? Or will the Dutch robot have his way?
Roboteers, stand by...
Taki-san is finally out of her timeout corner and scouting the arena alongside Double Big Mac.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!
W00ty. And its TAN who comes out with the fists...err...pincers...flying. :proud: Bulldog Breed screams out of his spot a few seconds later, colliding with the arena wall. Now out of his trance, he puts the front wedge out at TAN and screams out again. TAN has Bulldog Breed in the pincers but is rammed into the wall all the same, and tossed up against the wall. Luckily, TAN lands on top of Bulldog Breed and off the rear, and now the tables have turned! TAN has got Bulldog Breed against the wall and in his pincers! The pincers clamp! Its all over now for Bulldog Breed! Or is it? Bulldog Breed pushes backwards and pulls forwards, trying to extricate himself from the grip, but its futile, and now TAN knows exactly where to put him! He backs into the pit release button, opening the pit, and goes for the suicide dive, flinging Bulldog Breed in first and, because hes clamped his opponent, falls in afterwards! Short fight!
CEASE!
Bulldog Breed is sent back to the pound.
TOUGH AS NAILS AVENGES HIMSELF AND ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Chaos 2 VS. Warrior SKF