5 word story!

..Ways to Wok Your Dog

By Wie Yudong Kin Risson

{say that in the same accent as Kim Jong Il in Team America World Police}:proud:

:lol:

but Shih-Tzus sued him because...

he loved the ginger cat

who ate sticks of dynamite...

Light tail, stand well back.

Unfortunately for the poor owner...

his shoelaces were undone and ...

So he tripped, and dropped...