Wedgeinbor??? ITS WEDGIN8OR! :rofl:
Glad I won, but you need some more detail in your fights, Jack.
And ROFL at the pre- and post- interviews. :rofl:
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Wedgeinbor??? ITS WEDGIN8OR! :rofl:
Glad I won, but you need some more detail in your fights, Jack.
And ROFL at the pre- and post- interviews. :rofl:
Nice one Kody, Ill get you soon:proud:, at least I Beat Masamune, my first robot that hasnt come last:proud:
howdy Wedgieneighbour!
This is great entertainment! :lol:
Well done Jack. Looking forward to the next battles.
next fight coming soon
ITS BACK!!!
Jack: Hello! And welcome to yet another episode of W.A.R!
# Massive amount of cheering from the crowd #
Jack: oh yes! As the sun sets on a pleasant, lovely€¦ BORING day of peace and quiet the dawn of a new battle can be seen! We€™ve got three more Gladiators ready to fight till the death today so Harry, what do you think the outcome will be?
Harry: Well Jack we have 3 very good bots here today, 2 of which (Cobalt and back to rock 111) have similar designs, both have disks in the front and lifting devises, although Cobalts is a self righting arm. Compression is a bit like Kan opener but has some barbs and a hinged wedge at the front, back to rock has 6wd which is good, lots of pushing power but reduces his maneuverability, and the claws on Compression provide lots of damage but if the claws go what€™s left? Cobalt has a very cool saw blade for shredding other bots but with 2wd pushing power is limited. Got to be back to rock 111 for me but who knows, anything can happen.
Jack: cheers mate, now to our commentator Tom Shortt!
Tom: Hi Jack, well today we have an interesting line up!
This is Cobalt a box wedge with a circular saw the shreds opponents; it also has a self righting arm.
This bot is called compression, from above it looks like a triangle; what would be the flat end is the front. It has these Kan opener style crushing claws and a hinged wedge with barbs to help the claws.
Last but not least is back to rock 111, it is a very odd shape, at the front it has a behemoth style scoop and at the rear it has a rounded rectangle, it€™s weapon is a flipper that has a spinning disk embedded in it€¦ cool!
# the guys wave #
The house robots are sgt bash and dead metal!!!
3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!
Back to rock charges at cobalt and gets underneath it, he flips€¦
FA-LIP!
GRIND!
BASH!
Whoa! Cobalt is flipped€¦then sliced and sent crashing back down to earth, but only a small gash can be seen! Compression comes inn and clamps Back to rock from behind!
RRRRRIIIIIPPPP!
Ouch! The claws dig into the shell, but back to rock seems ok€¦ whoa in fact he€™s better than ever! Getting under compression and lifting him up€¦
GRIND!
Ooooh! A nice wide gash in the base of compression! In comes Cobalt now disk whirring!
BANG!
Compression goes flying€¦oh my word the lid has flown off!!! Well that€™s impressive! No life left in compression! Cobalt€™s disk is getting up to speed, he goes in for the kill€¦
BANG!
Innards go everywhere as compression gets trashed!
Meanwhile back to rock has been biding his time; finally he comes in and flips cobalt over! But cobalt self rights! In the background dead metal grinds at compression and sgt bash gives it the torch!
Cobalt hits the pit release button, back to rock almost fell in but steers away, cobalt sees his chance and slams into the side of back to rock!
BANG!
Wooo! Lots of sparks! But only a small dent! Back to rock gets round the back of cobalt and€¦
Cobalt goes skidding across the arena, back to rock goes chasing after him and€¦
CLANG!
Cobalt is pushed into the pit! Smoke bellows out of the bottomless hole, so back to rock 111 goes through! Back to you jack!
Jack: Thanks Tom, well you€™ve seen it here folks, now get back into the shed and start building! We€™ll see you ext time on€¦W.A.R!
Fin
Jack
Very entertaining, Jack. :proud:
Oh yes, the mother of all robot combat shows is back for yet anouther dose of carnage!
Jack: hello fans!
*croud cheers*
*guy with beer falls asleep*
Jack: today 3 more robotic rebels take to the arena, so, harry, what€™s your view€¦
Harry: well jack today is a day for inventive designs! Heliosa xtreme is a t shaped robot with what would be the flat bit as the front, the wheels are located in the front and the wedge + skirts make it almost impossible to get under it. The weapon is a pneumatic flipper.
Hypertension is a wedge shaped robot with a powerful pneumatic flipper, hypertension can make any robot nervous!!!
And now for one of the most well designed robots I have ever seen, walk don€™t run uses 4 shuffler pads as locomotion which means that he can weigh 110 kg rather than 100kg. An horizontal spinning blade packs a punch to say the least!!!
Looking at the stats I would have to say that hypertension is the favourite but meh€¦ anything can happen!
Jack: thanks harry now to kick things off is our match commentator Tom Shortt!
Tom: thanks jack, heliosa xtreme is driven by ben, hypertension is driven by matty,walk don€™t run is driven by Sam.
(The guys wave)
3€¦2€¦1€¦activate!
Hypertension wizz€™s across the arena and trys to flip heliosa xtream, but the skirts make it impossible to get under him. W.D.R is shufferling quickly towards hypertension who appears to be beached on heliosa€™s wedge and€¦
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!
Ooh! A nice gauge in the side of hypertension , but that blow seems to have not hurt hypertension to much, actually it has nocked it off heliosa€™s wedge! But now WDR is aiming at hypertension again€¦
Gggggggrrrrrrr€¦bonk!
Whoa! WDR tried to smash hypertension but got a flip instead, matty see€™s his chance and€¦
FFFLLLIIIPPP!
WDR is stuck against the side wall€¦hypertension comes in again€¦
FLIP!!!
Ohhh! WDR is teetering€¦tottering and€¦
Plonk!
OOTA! YAY! Hypertension does a victory spin but ooh! Heliosa smash€™s into him and€¦ whats that on the floor? ITS A REMOVABLE LINK!!! No life is left in hypertension, Matty is looking crestfallen up in the box but there is nothing he can do the refbot comes in€¦
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5 ‚¬Â¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9⠬¦10!!!
The red light is shown to hypertension and out comes ohhh! Mr psycho! And sir killalot! AND matilda! Mr psycho gives it the hammer and matilda flips it with her tusks (heliosa opens pit!) wwwwwoooooo!!! The pit descends! Oooh! Matilda SMASH€™S hypertension with her flywheel! Bits cascade everywhere! Sir killalot picks up the lifeless creation and does€¦ a dance very similar to Saturday night fever! And chucks hypertension into the pit! But€¦ whats heliosa doing? He€™s€¦he€™s FLIPPING MATILDA! Oh no sir k wont like that!
CEASE!
Well heliosa was certainly saved by the bell there!!! Back to you Jack!
Jack: thanks tom, well that was a BRILLIANT fight guys! Keep the robots coming!
*guy with beer wakes up!*
*NEXT TIME!*
THE MEGA MELEE! 10 ROBOTS FIGHT IT OUT TO WIN THE MEGA MELEE CROWN!
Jack Orr
:rofl: @ the guy with the beer. XD
Nice fights, Jack. :)
WAR is back!
Jack: it€™s time for the mega melee, 10 robots go in 1 comes out, no time limits, no rules anything goes!!! Just fight until you die€¦ harry is sick today so now to our match commentator Tom Shortt!
Tom: wel€¦
Jack: oh one more thing the house robots are free to roam the arena!
Tom: hmm! Thank you! Now the robots are€¦
259!
WWWWWOOOOO
PUSSYCAT!
WWWWWOOOOO
THE SAINT!
WWWWWOOOOO
BEHEMOTH!
WWWWWOOOOO
HYPNODISK!
WWWWWOOOOO
VADER!
WWWWWOOOOO
CHAOS 2!
WWWWWOOOOO
SCARYGOROUND!!!!
BOOOO!
OI!
FIRESTORM 5!
WWWWWOOOOO
PLUNDERBIRD 4!
YYYYAAAYYY!
(THEME TUNE FROM S2)
So now we€¦hang on who€™s that???
(Half a beer keg taped to an old rc car trundles in to the arena!)
*guy with beer from last time waves from his pod*
Is that allowed??? My boss says it is so wwwwwwwooooo!!!!
3€¦2€¦1€¦ activate!
So the 10 became 11!!! Oh well 259 charges at scarygoround who is just getting up to speed, the toys/teeth whirring and making the whole robot a blur!
WIZZ!!!!
SMASH!
Ooh! 259 smash€™s scarygoround into unconscious! I think that blow k.o€™d him!!! Meanwhile plunderbird gets a hit from Matilda€™s flywheel!
BANG!!!
Ooh! A nice chunk is visible in plunderbirds side!!! But he races away! Pussycat is taking on sir killalot!
RIP!!!
Ouch that must have hur€¦ oh my lord! Sir killalot€™s track has snapped off!!! Well that will need repairing! Now the beer keg is scooped up by behemoth
FA-LIP!
And over he goes! Oh but he rolls back onto his wheel€™s! now vader goes for hypnodisk
SMASH!!!
WOAH! Vader€™s disk has FLOWN OFF! Obviously vertical doesn€™t like horizontal!!! Hypnodisk seem€™s fine but is now under attack from pussycat
SLICE!!!
Oh! there goes hypnodisk€™s removable link! He€™s out of here!
Meanwhile scarygoround is counted out by the refbot!
8€¦9€¦10!!!
Now chaos 2 is having a brilliant fight with firestorm 4 and the saint! Over comes the axe of the saint making a nice gash in firestorm who then gets a flip from chaos€¦ oh! Out the arena goes firestorm! The saint€™s axe crash€™s down but has little or no effect!
Behemoth and pussycat attack beer keg! Ooohh! A slice is nice! The lid fly€™s off beer keg! But he€™s still mobile!
Plunderbird is still taking damage from matilda but I still think there€™s life! Oh! He try€™s to crush matilda! And in doing so I think he has freed himself from her grasp! (in the background vader and hypnodisk are being counted out.).
Mr psycho has plucked up scarygoround and dump€™s him in the pit!!!
259 is making some nice gash€™s in the beer keg€™s lid (aka the beer keg!) but seems to be getting low on battery power!
Behemoth is shoving beer keg towards the pit and€¦ down in a puff of smoke! But pussycat comes in and€¦ behemoth is out of here! Down the pit he goes!
259 is dead, he ran out of battery power, mr psycho picks him up and drops him out the arena!
Chaos 2 is still fighting the saint, the saint tries spinning but is caught by chaos 2 and€¦OOTA!
So 2 robots remain€¦ chaos 2 and plunderbird 4, plunderbird runs away€¦ and chaos 2 follows but it seems that is what plunderbird wanted and he gets round the back of chaos
GRIP!!!
Oh!!! He punctures the co2 bottle! No more flips for chaos 2! Now plunderbird doesn€™t fear that he charges at chaos and push€™s him towards the pit and in!!!
Jack: So after being trapped by matilda for most of the fight plunderbird 4 reign€™s supreme, we€™ll see you next time on€¦WAR
:rofl:
Quality stuff
:lol: Great fight Jack, completely unexpected result!
thank you guys for all those great comments :D
sorry if this is being a bit slow...i hope to have the next fight up before Tuesday...i would have it up earlier but im going to ayelsbury on Sunday and i need to get my robots fixed today...still...i love fan-fic so i will try to get the fights up a.s.a.p, k??? :D :D :D
jack
right the fight is almost done, watch this space...
Okay...
Thank goodness! A new fight! considering the fact that the only new fight was the 3rd Place play-off for my very own VRW Series 3.
Stop being impatient, Mark.
I'm sorry, Kody, but nobody posted a fight yesterday except me.
right the fight is almost ready...however...
Mark, i dont know how many times we have to tell you, we *looks around at fellow vapour enthusiasts* cant post fights every day, in fact i can barely manage 1 or 2 a month, we have lives outside this forum, i cannot be on here 24/7 writing battles or stats...it takes a long time to write a fight or make a decent vapour you know :) im trying to say this in the nicest possible way but tbh there really isn't a much nicer way of putting it.
i love vapour's but i cant post a fight every day, my advice to you mark would be: to go back through old threads and look where you went wrong, AND get some patience, it will not only come in useful on this forum but in other aspects of life as well
jack
I understand...
EDIT: And lets leave it at that. We don't want this to end up like Eye Of The Robot Series 5.
Can you hear that? It€™s the sound of metal on metal, disks whirring and hammers hitting steel€¦its time for another WAR!!!!
Jack: woo! Were back and ready to RUMBLE!!! Are you ready? I said are you READY??? Good, well we have 3 more robotic fighters ready to fight to the death, so€¦harry, what have you got for us today?
Harry :€¦€¦
Jack: harry?
Harry: €¦€¦
Jack: erm€¦we seem to be having a slight technical difficulty€¦so I guess we have to go to our match commentator, Tom Shortt!
Tom: we are sorry for the technical difficulty, but let€™s go to our battle! We have€¦*drumrole*
€œHeyright 2!€Â
€œThunderstorm!€Â
€œDervish!€Â
*the croud cheers*
Booth 1: Paul C and Lewis
Booth 2: Dan
3
2
1
ACTIVATE!!!
*cut to commercials*
€ AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE! *
Welcome back to W.A.R on tech tv!
3€¦€¦€¦
2€¦€¦...
1€¦€¦...
ACTIVATE!
Tom: And there goes dervish, charging towards Heyright 2; the egg beater style weapon whirring menacingly. But Paul sees the danger and quickly manoeuvres heyright away to safety with a mere flick of his thumbs, Dan double takes, trying to figure out why he isn€™t sinking his teeth into Heyright, and in that brief second of stillness Dan is caught unaware by Sam and dervish is sent flying by the mighty flipper of thunderstorm.
FA-LIP!!!
Ooof! That looked painful; Dan gingerly moves the controls and is delighted to see that dervish is largely unscathed, he quickly moves his robot away€¦but that attack will lose him points!
Meanwhile, Heyright is trying to get one over on thunderstorm but can€™t quite seem to get the flipper in under Sam€™s machine€¦OH! Heyright flips himself! Yes you can quite clearly see in the replay that thunderstorm WAS on the flipper but got out of the way just in time, unbeknown to Paul who fires the flipper triumphantly, only to see his own creation go flying: P bet he wishes he had installed a parachute! Now in comes dervish just as Heyright self rights, ooh!!! The disk collides with thunderstorm, making sparks cascade everywhere! Sam winces as his lovely paintwork gets torn to shreds! Dervish keeps going with his attack, not allowing Sam to defend himself, and regaining the points he lost earlier.
Paul decides that enough is enough and sends Heyright in for the kill, trying to slot the flipper in underneath dervish€¦AND HE DOES SO! There goes Dan€™s machine, flying across the arena. In comes Heyright again and HE FLIPS DERVISH O.O.T.A!!! Oh dear! Dan looks crestfallen, it was going so well! Ah well, dervish on the camera tracks now!
Now that just leaves the 2, Heyright and thunderstorm, Sam just trying to stay out of harms way, cmon Sam! You need to pick up points, Paul very much on the offensive now! And€¦. no! Thunderstorm darts in underneath Heyright and€¦.FA-LIP! OVER HE GOES! But Paul quickly self rights, as the clock ticks away both robots are just trying to get the edge€¦this is a very close fight!
CEASE!
Well, this fight goes to the judges, well that was very close indeed! I certainly wouldn€™t want to call it! This is where the judges earn their money!
Jack: And the judges have gone for€¦..HEYRIGHT!!!!
Tom: well done Heyright! Woo!
Jack: yes indeedy! Well, so ends another episode of w.a.r! We€™ll see you next time! Bye!
*AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE!*
tactics, predictions, comments and all that jazz :proud:
Just to help, I might as well reveal the different incarnations of these robots...
Group Six:
MeCannibal 3.0 v Son of Wedgie v Neo-Mecha: I'm going for Sam to be out no matter what, and I think that the FRW veteran will beat Paul's machine.
Group Seven:
SOR X v Chalkie 3G v Stiltskin: Chalkie out, Probably SOR X to go out also.
Group Eight:
Kracko v Monsoon Magnum v No Consequences: Kracko to go out, and Joey to go out also.
...how does revealing the different incarnations help, may I ask? It's been a while since I wrote something and my mind's a tad rusty...
Sorry, that's not supposed to be there.
My idea was to do instead of this:
SOR X v Chalkie 3G v Stiltskin
to do this:
SOR X/Gehenna v Chalkie 3G v Stiltskin/Altitude
1. I agree with Joey.
2. ...Altitude is MY robot...
3. What the hell? :?
That still doesn't seem to answer my question, although forgive me if there's something obvious I missed due to me waking up literally ten minutes ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by corsair_lightning
How is this at all relevant to Jack's tournament?
meh, i guess he was only trying to help, but anyhow lets try to keep this on topic :P so...what did everyone think of the fight? :uhoh:
It was excellent: A superb example of the writing skills of a young man.
*blows away cobwebs*
just a little bump, fights will be up soon, jeez its been a while :) but this will NOT be hypo-ed :)
jack
*robot wars, shunts them tune fades in*
Its back!
Jack: Yes, after a long break of utter boredom, W.A.R is back to terrorize some helpless toddlers, so harry my dear friend, who have we got fighting today?
Harry: ah, it€™s good to be back ïÂÅ well jack today we have some proper old school fighting on our hands, 3 brave gladiators step into the ring€¦and here they are€¦ladies and gentleman, show your appreciation for Mecannible 3.0!
Tom: Entered by Paul, this beast is driven by some very nice shuffling pads, it can reach speeds of 15mph and has a deadly spinning ring, this will defiantly be a hard nut to crack! With its immense shock proofing!
Harry: and now, go ballistic for€¦.. Son of wedgie!
Tom: entered by David, this low wedge is armed with a deadly low pressure flipper and, when spinning, due to the GYROSCOPIC FORCES the front will lift up and it turns into a fbs! How cool is that?! This is definitely one to watch!
Harry: and finally, raise the roof for Neo-Mecha!
Tom: entered by Ben, this robot is ready to fight it out with any robot stupid enough to come into the ring with it, armed with a deadly, 27kg, vertical *cant help saying w00t* spinning blade, capable of getting up to speeds of 3600RPM! Tough enough for most robots I think!
So without further ado, let€™s kick this match into gear!
3
2
1
ACTI€¦
Jack: hold on! *stumbles into ring, closely followed by an angry tom, and a confused looking harry*, sorry people but son of wedgie here is against the rules!
David: what?!
Jack: according to rule 259 in the W.A.R book of rules€¦
Harry: we have a rule book?
Jack: yes it was news to me as well€¦anyway, according to rule 259 in the W.A.R book of rules €œno netting is allowed on any robot whilst it is in the arena due to€¦fears of entanglement?€Â
Tom: you better hand it over David; we€™ve only got 10 minuets left!
*David hands over net*
Tom: well *scurries up to crows nest* after that little episode we can now€¦finally! Begin the match so€¦*cough* let€™s kick this match into gear!
3
2
1
ACTIVATE!
And away they go, each of the robots eager to get on with it after that annoying wait, and Mecannible 3.0 has been neatly guided by Paul over to Neo-mecha who has spun rather quickly, too quick in fact for Paul who hasn€™t realized that the disk has spun up, darting in foolhardily, shuffling pads whirring, his spinning ring revving up; determined to stop the disk!
*FA-LIP*
What€™s this?! Mecannible 3.0 has been flipped over by S.O.W before he could reach Neo-Mecha! Ben is stunned to see he isn€™t sinking his teeth into a nice, warm, and juicy Mecannible! Now the spinner darts forward, a gleam of cunning€¦or is it madness? Has appeared in bens eye€¦
SMASH!
The huge 27 kilo disk collides with the side of S.O.W! Sparks cascade across the arena! But€¦only a small-ish sized hole can be seen. That€™s strong armor for you! David wipes his brow€¦and moves his €œuba hi-Tec€ transmitter sticks€¦and is delighted to see that he is still completely mobile! With a small flip of his flipper he€™s of, darting straight back into the action! Mecannible 3.0 is shuffling around the arena at quite a pace! Getting his disk up to maximum killing speed! S.O.W gives chase, and quickly catches him up€¦
FA-LIP
CRASH, SMASH, BANG!!!
Oh! Mecannible 3.0 has been flipped! But not before he sank his ring into S.O.W! a nice looking gouge is now running across the flipper arm, but David wont be concerned, just a couple more W.A.R wounds :D now meanwhile Neo-Mecha has pressed the pit release button! Will a hopeless robot go down today? I think the crowd wants blood€¦and who can blame them!? Now both spinners are up to full speed, wow the noise is DEAFENING! S.O.W hangs back, and wisely so! As the 2 spinners, awesome in every way, loom ever closer€¦
CRAAAAAAASH!!!!
Whoa! Both robots collide with EPIC force, big bang eat your heart out! Both robots thrust across the arena like rag dolls in a little girl€™s tantrum! All the roboteers gape in awe at the seen€¦ Mecannible 3.0 was thrust towards the far end of the arena, narrowly avoiding the pit! he seems to be picking himself up now€¦but he looks decidedly punch drunk€¦thank got for that massive amount of shock proofing!
Neo-Mecha on the other hand I think took the brunt of that attack; he was sent skidding across the arena and collided with S.O.W, sending them both flying! Ah S.O.W moves again€¦which at the moment is more than can be said for Neo-Mecha€¦he€™s right out in the middle of the arena, not impaled on anything€¦he should be able to move€¦but for some reason he€™s not€¦aww, what a shame, we never really got to see much of that massive disk, bring it back next year Ben! Speaking of Ben, he€™s franticly trying to get some life back into it€¦but with every passing second he seems to be giving up€¦finally, he admits defeat and puts down his transmitter, looking utterly crestfallen.
Meanwhile, S.O.W is taking advantage of Mecannible 3.0€™s new found sluggishness, and is flipping him over; again and again€¦.but is it just me or have the flips got a bit less powerful? Did he go all out to early? Meanwhile, the refbot has come over to give Neo-Mecha the last rights€¦
8€¦9€¦10!
There he goes, officially out of W.A.R series one! And over comes shunt, ooof! He cleaves him with the axe! And drags him over to€¦oh no! Anything but THE DROPZONE!
Ben: OH NO!
Tom: yes the dropzone, what are we dropping today? Oooh it€™s a grand piano! 3€¦2...1€¦drop!
OUCH!!!
With an almighty clang, parts of the piano ricochet around the arena! Now in comes growler! Jaws opening and closing with glee! And finally, he disposes of the body via the one way hatch that is the pit :)
Meanwhile S.O.W and Mecannible 3.0 are still fighting it out, I don€™t think Mecannible 3.0 has ever been the same after that hit with Neo-Mecha and the ring has defiantly ground to a halt! Mind you, S.O.W seems to have run out of c02! Suddenly David see€™s his chance; he darts through bits of smashed piano, pushing Mecannible 3.0 with it, and€¦OH! He€™s pitted him! Mecannible 3.0 is in the pit! And out...oh :P S.O.W follows suite! All 3 robots in the pit, what a fitting end to a fantastic fi-
*booming laughter fills the arena, everyone looks up to see kody Kuntz rolling around with laughter up in the stands, one word etched on his lips€¦
FAIL!
Jack: so, Neo-Mecha conked out, and Mecannible 3.0 was pitted, we€™ll see you next time on W.A.R!
*Music fades out*
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tactics, predictions, comments, ideas, a lima bean singing amazing grace?
take it singing Lima beans are in short supply, anyway, any comments on that fight?
....i guess not, anywhooo.....next fight will hopefully be up sometime befor the rapid growth of jupiter