System Shock to win the next fight
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System Shock to win the next fight
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Martijn, tactics please!
(Message edited by neontetra23 on August 30, 2008)
Theyre on ZED, you tard. Try looking under his section. :P
...didnt realize tactics were required
Those 5 mm titanium skirts look quite damageable to me, and when theyre away the lift caused by my weapon will hopeful make me dominate. Let the drum do the talking
good luck Liam, System Shock is one of your masterpieces but I hope itll be going down :proud:
right, here we go
our house robots are Tazer and Zook-keeper
3-2-1 Activate!
System Shock 4.0 and Sheer Heart Attack 2 move towards each other, SHA2 manouvres round the side of SS 4.0
Smash!
the drum digs into the skirt and goes underneath
Crash!
the whole skirt has been ripped off, and he has been flipped over, SS 4.0 zooms away and comes back on the attack
Crunch!
the disk and drum meet head to head, both are undamaged, SS 4.0 comes in on the attack again
Crash!
a tooth has come off SHA2s drum, but thats not as bad as the damage done to SS 4.0, the disk has been completely shattered!, now he comes round the side
Smash!
and rips of the other side skirt!, he now pushes SS 4.0 towards Tazer and then goes and pushes the pit release button, the pit is now open, Tazer grabs and peirces the armour of SS 4.0 and pushes him towards the pit and
Boom!
Cease!
System Shock 4.0 has an electrical overload
Sheer Heart Attack 2 goes through
Heat Final: Achilles vs Sheer Heart Attack 2
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SHA2 to go through
ummm.... OK Ill ignore the fact my disc exploded and the fact I can push SHA2 around, not the contrary, and remind you 2 robots go through from each heat
Ah yes, I myself had forgotten that. :P
Seriously, you need to write better fights Ben.
... less explosions please, I cant remember the last time I saw a disc shatter on tv Robot Wars
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the whole skirt has been ripped off, and he has been flipped over
the fact that a small sheet of 5 mm titanium is in upside down position is hardly important information, lol
I hope I can wedge-slap and skirt-slap Achilles in the next fight, but ur fights will have to shape up and get some more detail from here
Pussycat S3
Pussycats blade was pretty different from my disc
Pussycat used an illegal material for its blade as was cleared up afterwards (hardened steel), which is illegal BECAUSE it can shatter.
IF Liam used an illegal material too you shouldve been able to see it in his stats and ban him, but non of this was the case
Meh, learn from mistakes like this Ben
ok, maybe I shouldve just said it was bent
Ok guys, do you want me to do a rematch?
If so ill put it up soon, im up to my neck in homework!
Uhhhhhh...sure? :S
spoke with Liam about it and we wont demand a rematch, just get on with the tournament
No dont worry, no need to do a rematch, your are a beginner writer and mistakes must be learned to improve
ffffff>-2>I can be deep: P
I just need Daniels route and then the 2nd heat will start
Plus, yay we survived the activation of the Large Hadron Collider
Actually I have a theory that the entire universe was destroyed, and then replaced by one exactly like it.
Sorry, I thought I posted my route.
Ill go for the middle route again. :)
And do the heat final first before you start the second heat :proud:
What heat final?, 2 robots go through from each heat
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What heat final?, 2 robots go through from each heat
well duh
Sorry, brainfart again. :lame:
Go on, go on. :P
Right 2nd heat
Here we go
3-2-1 Activate!
First up is Forza, who goes up and over the first set of killsaws, then two empty boxes, but then flywheels, but they come up early and Forza backs away and goes over the killsaws instead, but finally the flywheels have got him, but they just scratch the underside as Forza motors across the finish line
Forza - Completed in 41.7 seconds
3-2-1 Activate
Here go the Alexandra sisters, Cassandra gets killsaws and Sophitia gets nothing, they swap for the next one, killsaws for Sophitia and nothing for Cassandra, killsaws again for Sophitia, who is just in front of her sister
Crunch!
woah! Cassandra is flung through the air and lands in a smoking heap just 15 metres from the start, looks like that square had flywheels, but Sophitia keeps going through another empty box, and flies across a third empty box to cross the finish line
The Alexandra Sisters (well one half) - Completed in 38.2 seconds
3-2-1 Activate
Here goes competitor number 3, Back To Rock III, he finds nothing in the first box, nor the second, he flies over a third empty box, no the killsaws just fired late and missed the rear end, he does encounter flywheels in the 4th box but they only graze the underneath, and he rushes through an empty box to the finish
Back To Rock III - Completed in 31.5 seconds
Number 4 is off, Walk Dont Run 3n a Half
shuffles away from the starting cage and encouters nothing in the first box, but encouters flywheels in the second, they do a ton of damage, easily cutting hug gashes through the thin titanium, but Walk Dont Run 3n a Half continues, meeting killsaws in the third box, and Walk Dont Run 3n a Half doesnt seem to be moving, the killsaws must have gone in to the body through the holes made by the flywheels and cut a wire or damaged something vital
Cease!
Walk Dont Run 3n a Half - 57.0 Metres
5th is Black panther, who zooms off into the first set of boxes and gets nothing, but gets killsaws in the second, third and forth, and zooms over a set of flywheels to finish in an amzing time
Black panther - Completed in 23.3 seconds
Last but not least is Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics who trundles away, meeting nothing in the first box, but killsaws in the second, and in the third, but zooms over an empty box and skids round a set of killsaws onto an empty box and across the finish line
Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics - Completed in 34.9 seconds
1: Black Panther - 23.3 seconds
2: Back To Rock III - 31.5 seconds
3: Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics - 34.9 seconds
4: The Alexandra Sisters - 38.2 seconds
5: Forza - 41.7 seconds
6: Walk Dont Run 3n a Half - 57.7 metres
Walk Dont Run 3n a Half has slowed to a crawl
Next up: Trial: Football
Tactics, Predictions, and a fast acting depression medication, or at least some nice words
:proud:
Double Team time! :proud: This trial is perfect for them. :proud:
Tactics:
Spin up and destroy the ball
I win by default :proud:
Breaking news, My name is Ben Read, Timothy James Sillery and Mark Elam have both died in a fatal car crash,
I Wish!
Anyway, Breaking news, during the semi-finals a new house robot shall be introduced
Alex, Martijn and Danny I need your tactics!
Their tactics will probably be along the lines of score :):proud::lol: ffffff>three smilies with 1 stone, *go me*
Ok I dont really need tactics, here I go
Trial: Football
Here they go, Forza, The Alexandra Sisters, Pure Evil: B2B, Back To Rock III and Black Panther, Pure Evil makes the first move and charges into the ball, but Cassandra comes along side and fires her flipper to flick the ball into the wall and into the path of Sophitia, who scoops up the ball and zooms toward the goal, but Cage is there and there is surely no way past but
FLIP!
Sophitia flips the ball over cages scoop and into the goal!
The Alexandra Sisters Qualify
The ball and robots are reset, and here they go again Back To Rock III gets the ball but is tackled by Forza, now Black Panther gets the ball near the back of the arena and shoots forward towards the goal and looks like hes going to score, but wait, Pure Evil: B2B slams into the ball,its a goal, wait, the judges are requestin to look at the footage, they have given the goal to Black Panther, it seems Pure Evil hit Black Panther, not the ball
Black Panther Qualifies
Three left and both Pure Evil and Forza collide and miss the ball, Back To Rocck just shoves through them and onto the ball, he lifts the ball and dodges Cage to score
Back To Rock III Qualifies
3 down 2 left Pure Evil charges towards the ball, dodging Forza and flicking the ball towards Cage, but Cage saves it, Forza follows up and tries to score but Pure Evil flips Cage over, steals the ball from Forza and scores
Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics Qualifies
Forza gets Slaughtered
Fight Line-ups:
Pure Evil Back 2 Basics V The Alexandra Sisters
Back To Rock III V Black Panther
Tactics, Predictions and a large tank to run over Mark Elam and really kill him!
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Timothy James Sillery and Mark Elam have both died in a fatal car crash
OH DEAR....
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
(Message edited by samuel3764 on September 18, 2008)
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A large tank to run over Mark Elam and really kill him.
Actually, I have made myself a pack of liquid nitrogen and Dry Ice Bombs. If you need them... :wink:
Just drop Shovearound 2 on them. :lame:
Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics vs. The Alexandra Sisters
Um...oh dear. :proud: Ill just throw aside Daniels taunting that this is going to be an easy fight...and double team it. One opens the pit, the other flips it, and then they both keep flipping it towards the pit. Keep Pure Evil between the parts and the pit. And...DONT attack the front. Id prefer not to have a clusterbot in the roof. :proud:
Back To Rock III vs. Black Panther
Back to Rock FTW here, methinks.
Getting better Ben. :)
HELLO!, tactics needed!
You dont need tactics, they just make writing easier...
Dont turn into Paul Cuomo now, Ben. :wink:
I really aught to start including a standard tactics section in my stats. Anyway just go on the offensive... hit and run try to mash anything vulnerable.
I just think I night get shoted at if i write without tactics
you wont, just give at least 24 hours for people to post tactics if they want
Here go the fights
Fight 1: The Alexandra Sisters (The Sisters) VS Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics (Pure Evil)
3-2-1 Activate!
The clusterbot rule = 100%
The sisters split and go towards Pure Evil, Sophitia gets under neath the side of Pure Evil, and flips, but at the same time, Cassandra has pushed the pit button, Pure Evil self-rights, but Sophitia scoops him and pushes him towards the wall
FA-LIP!
A very good flip there, Pure Evil almost over the wall, but not quite, Pure Evil now comes on the attack
FA-LIP!
Cassandra catches some air and lands on the arena wall, crushing it, the judges have judged the arena unsafe so the battle will be decided by a judges decision
Names: The Alexandra Sisters, Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics
Damage: 4 5
Dominance: 7 4
Agression: 8 3
Style: 6 9
Control: 6 5
Total: 31 26
Pure Evil: Back 2 Basics has turned into Pure Nice: Back 2 Basics
The Alexandra Sisters go through to the semi-finals