Ooh, James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine! :D Mind you, Dave beat the crap out of James last time (and got kicked out of Metallica for it...) :rofl:Quote:
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Ooh, James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine! :D Mind you, Dave beat the crap out of James last time (and got kicked out of Metallica for it...) :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewj
The spots are filled!!!
Now for the draw...
Heat 1
Oh! I'm Dizzy! vs Nidus vs A 2mm aluminum checker plate armoured heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source vs Diotoir (S5)
Mace II vs Nemesis (S2) vs Haardvark (S2) vs 666 antweights, and a fleaweight
Heat 2
SPARTA!!! vs A webcam vs James Hetfield vs Timothy James Sillery
Dave Mustaine vs An old RC car taped to a beer keg vs Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos vs An endless roll of gaffa tape
Heat 3
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
Heat 4
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Tactics, predictions, and all that stuff. Although if I don't get tactics, then I'll do the fights without 'em.
YAY, tactics :D
Heat 1 fight 1: Hide on a different continent, and work the robot via satellite connection and webcam. The tournament will probably conclude in a really spectacular way not long into this fight! :twisted:
Heat 1 fight 2: Swarm everything with all those antweights, try and avoid Mace's spinning flail as best they can. (It'll massacre them :rofl: )
Heat 4: Try and cause back injuries to whoever tries to lift 100kg of Hardox.
Heat 4: Stick the JD in my back pocket for drinking afterwards, crunch the drill motor and cd wheel underfoot, and cast evil and unholy black magic on Tears for Fears to turn them into a Bluegrass band! (Wahey, some actual tactics here!)
Pfft, might as well...
Nemesis' tactics - catch on fire somehow, and ram into the three competitors setting them on fire.
James Hetfield's tactics - double-cross Satan (see Guitar Hero: Metallica), then become King of Hell and use hellish powers to overpower my pitiful enemies.
Hexadecimal's tactics - Hexadecimal doesn't get drunk; she's a virus-type...human...shaped...mad...woman...thing. Whatever. Use the tape to attach Dave Mustaine to the beer keg and send them all into a portal to *gasp* THE WEB.
The fuse box's tactics - how does a fuse box catch Swine Flu? Meh. Drop stuff, short-circuit the lights, s'all good.
O.I.D: smash things....try and decapitate some footy players :uhoh: (note i would never do that in real life...or would i...no, defiantly no :lame: )
old rc car taped to a bear keg: urm...run away!!!!
a bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower: BURN THINGS!!!
a drill motor taped to a piece of wood with a cd wheel and a pic of george bush stapled to the back: make them laugh so hard they die of laughter....then, using the dead wizards wand make the REAL george bush come out of the picture and nick the bottle of J-D :lame:
jack
TACTIX
Ronald McDonald: Take a tungsten bar and swack it into my opponents :lame:
Steve Irwin: Use a man-eating crocodile to eat everyone up. :rofl:
Timothy James Sillery: Use sheer annoyance and annoy everyone to death. :lame:
Diotoir: Catch on fire, and set my opponents on fire, as well. :proud: Also flip over my opponents with the scoop, that is, if they're heavy enough :proud:
Heat 2, Battle 2: Tape Dave Mustaine's mouth shut and tape him to the arena floor, and just tape the other two together, open the pit, and push them in
Heat 3, Battle 1: Give Swine Flu to the Phantom Menace and he can destroy the opponents with his double ended lightsabre. He'll then try and attack the Swine Flu but since they are microscopic particles he won't be able to see them and will swing his lightsabre about pitifully. Then, out of despair and crazyiness, he'll chop himself in half :)
Heat 3, Battle 2: Well Male Kram and Ronald McDonald will both want a bite of the 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch, but since the chicken and bacon has been lying unrefrigerated for days on end, plus the fact its all out of date, means the two of them will die from food poisoning. Teacakes and Chicken and Bacon Ranch can then sit down for a tea party
Heat 4, Battle 2: My bottle of JD will start off strongly, getting the satanic wizard sooo drunk that he passes out for the remainder of the century, and pouring itself into the windings of the drill motor to wreck it. But since everyone seems to be intent on walking away with the bottle of JD, allied with the fact that Tears for Fears will have a good few shots, I don't see it prevailing in this battle
All of my things' tactics shall be to uphold the honour and to fly the banner of Team Picus proudly, however awkwardly this responsibility has been placed upon them. Also do things with a view to winning.
Okay, since I have the tactics for the first battle, let the wars begin!!!
ACTILWI SERIES 1
The first arena is the Robot Wars arena the way it is now since it was bought by Kane Aston.
From Richmond upon Thames, Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!
This new vapour as been specially prepared to blow away our hostile opponents...
From Pontefract, Nidus!!!
Nidus utilizes a unique Carbon Fibre Chloroplast mixture to power itself. Its crusher will be dangerous.
From Parts Unknown, Metal Demon!!!
This lightly armored rambot is also specially powered, running of of a kilo of antimatter!!!
From Ireland, Diotoir!!!
Diotoir is a relatively dangerous robot, that hopes to flip opponents over with its front scoop.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
And in comes OID, trying to smash into Diotoir. Diotoir spinning away, and already parts of the fur are flying away. Diotoir drives over to the flame pit, and did the team purposely want to do that? Apparently, as they charge towards Nidus and Metal Demon, who are locked together in a pushing match. Nidus easily crumpling through that 2mm aluminum, but it's Metal Demon that's pushing Nidus towards the pit release button! You can here the siren sounding, and in comes OID, wanting some action. So is Diotoir, or maybe not!!! Ha ha! Diotoir's in the pit!!! And there goes Nick, wanting to try and do something sneaky? Metal Demon appears to be driving itself, and the lights have gone dark! Wait, there's still a bit of light, and it appears that it's Metal Demon, glowing with UV lights! Those lights can kill plants, as Nidus is finding out. The crusher still moving, but there's no one at home! In comes OID, and just shredding through the 4mm Carbon Fibre/Chloroplast. And in comes the refbot, shoving the immobile Nidus down the pit.
CEASE!!!
Diotoir snuffed out, and Nidus sudined...
METAL DEMON AND OID GO ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!
Next up, another robot match: Mace II, semi-finalist of series 2 and 3. Nemesis, a heat finalist. Haardvark, a series 2 semifinalist, and 666 unknown antweights and an unknown fleaweight.
WELCOME BACK TO ACTILWI!!!
Our next battle will be Mace II vs Nemesis vs Haardvark vs 666 antweights and a fleaweight.
The arena will be a lake.
3..2..1..BEGIN!!!
Nothing's really happening. Haardvark lifts its spikes, Mace its lifter, Nemesis fires its spike, and the antweights squirm around. And now Nemesis is speeding towards the antweights!!! Apparently, the spike has punctured the raft, and Nemesis is shooting straight towards the Antweights' raft... And there's a big watery explosion, as antweights(and the fleaweight) fly everywhere and land on the water's surface. The water seeps into their controls, and they are out!!! So is Nemesis, as it slowly starts sinking... Or not? Apparently the Irish boys added some stuff to it so it could float!!! Everything turns peaceful again, until an unusual object falls from the sky. This object is nothing more then the 16th Universe Mark Elam, who was stuck on Uranus in the Tribute to the Tim Tribute Tournament. I have returned... He says. And for keeping me on Uranus for a long year, Joey, I will get back at you... He then shoves Haardvark off his raft, and proceeds to push him deep underwater. Haardvark is then thrown at a sea-mine, which explodes, which means Mace II and Nemesis go through!!!
Haardvark soft, and the antweights dispersed...
MACE II AND NEMESIS GO THROUGH!!!
Our semi-final matches will be these:
Metal Demon vs Mace II
Nemesis vs Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!
...XD? No. No XDs for you, though I do betray a slight chuckle of amusement. :P
Nemesis shall have lead weights inside to counter OID's dizziness.
I shall push Mace 2 around, and avoid getting damaged.
Mace 2's operator will avoid damaging me too if he knows what's good for him - there's a reason my robot is controlled from a good few thousand miles away :twisted:
Time for some more matches...
Mace II vs Metal Demon
The arena will be inside a clone of Timothy James Sillery's empty head.
Mace and Metal Demon suddenly appear at the event horizon of a black hole. Apparently, TJS is so stupid, that his brain is really a black hole. Mace suddenly grows rockets, and heads towards Metal Demon, who is glued on a 4,000 year old asteroid sucked up by TJS's stupidity. Mace lands on the asteroid, and tries to flip Metal Demon off. Nick, watching this whole ordeal through a video camera, realizes that he must do the unthinkable: Make TJS smart. Nick allows Metal Demon to be sucked into the Black Hole, causing the antimatter to explode, the black hole to disappear, and TJS to become a worthwhile fanfic writer. The amount of instant change is too much for Mace II, as it disintegrates into dust. meanwhile, Nick pulls a copy of Metal Demon out of his suitcase.
METAL DEMON MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Nemesis vs Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!
The arena is a disco club/bar.
Amazingly, when our cameras turned to view the robots, they were nowhere in sight. We tried to look around, and finally saw them, along with Kody and Jack, drinking margaritas and swearing like sailors. Screw you. says Kody. We Canajans, eh? have ourselves free health care. so bloody what? replies Jack. its not like I actually care! Kody gets really irritated after this and yells F&*@ you, jack!!! at O.I.D, who immediately runs into Kody's leg with the disc off. Kody backs up, and crashes into a candle, which lights Nemesis on fire. Jack then walks back in and pours a bottle of fine French wine onto Nemesis. Nemesis becomes immobilized, and Kody runs in circles, crying, before passing out on the tile floor.
OH! I'M DIZZY MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
So, the heat final:
Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs an exact copy of Metal Demon
Tactics, Predictions, and all that stuff, please...
:lol: oh, that was a laugh :D ok *puts head on :D * ok...iv discovered through secret services that metal demons clone, unlike the REAL metal demon has a kill switch in downtown Tokeo, my man and his army are there now and a random passer by is holding the switch, just before metal demon enters the arena i will tell the random man to pull the switch which will make metal demons inner core implode on a very small scale, just so that i dont get blown up, if anybody tries to take the switch off me a million rockets with heat seeking heads will race towards them, transporting them to the moon, another rocket will ZOOM towards nick, transporting him to Uranus where he will be joined by the 16th universe mark elam, if he wants to gain his freedom he will have to give all his robots to me mwhahahahah!
and if anybody else gets in my way i have more switches :twisted:
Oh, are you sure about that? :lol:
Do you REALLY think I'd be so stupid as to entrust a kill switch to some random bloke?
I'll just push your robot down the pit, as I know you won't dare run the disc... that lexan really won't help you too much against a 50 megaton explosion, you know :P
Oh, and if a hypothetical kill switch did exist... well, antimatter doesn't go off on a small scale like you say, it's all or nothing ;) emphasis being on the all.
Alright, the heat final...
The arena will be Pluto, however Pluto has an atmosphere to keep you guys alive.
Jack and Nick eye each other tenaciously, as activate is called. OID immediately spins up to full speed due to less gravity, as Nick just stands there. OID charges in, and hits the copy of Metal Demon squarely on the front. Amazingly, Metal Demon's antimatter has not exploded, but it has suffered all of the 2mm Aluminum checker plate armor disintegrating.Just as OID's disc charges into Metal Demon once more, cease is called, not by the ref, but by Kody Kunz. Kody protests that he didn't win anything, and, using an E Outdatus Summonum book, manages to suddenly recreate 5 of his outdated robots: Destructophobic, Darth Dread, Killothwack Beta, Ivy, and Denial. The outdated machines charge at Metal Demon, who was found out to be running on 1 molecule of antimatter. The explosion that follows is very small, but manages to blow the immobilized Metal Demon back to Earth, however it also manages to destroy OID. Jack winces in horror, as Kody manages to win this heat, however Kody, being the nice Canadian that he is, allows Jack to join him in the conquest of this tourney by recreating OID.
THE TAG TEAM OF DESTRUCTOPHOBIC, DARTH DREAD, KILLOTHWACK BETA, IVY, OH! I'M DIZZY!!! AND DENIAL MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!
ok....so much for the reply i was gonna post....tag team...urm....i guess im happy im through but...well, that was a bit random, even for us lol, btw did you ask kody if you could use them?
It wasn't that random.
To be honest, I partially took the idea of Kody's robots appearing and winning the match from The K-Toad Tournament, where my robot Ninjoid came(without my permission) out of a giant Russia-Shaped/Sized plot hole.
I don't......do you even......how the...... :|
No. Just...no. :lame:
......
Jack, please excuse me while I go find myself a new brain. The one I just had imploded from all the stupid.
(if you're smart enough, Mark, you'll realize this isn't a spam post =P)
Well, to be honest, Kody, I made the previous fight the way it was because I've had numerous things like that happen to me. Examples are:
Ninjoid appearing from a Russian-sized plot hole without my permission, only to be flipped OOTA (K-TOAD Tournament)
Minesweeper having an anvil dropped on it, miraculously destroying it and clearing out the arena. (TTTTTT)
Me and Roveress being discovered on Uranus, and you making an insult about how I/he should Go up his own anus and stay there. (TTTTTT)
Me being bloodily pasted across the pavement by Solaria Crystalwing (ATTTWI 2: Resurrection)
so...because it made you feel bad you decided to do it to other people? :?
Not exactly. He won his one match, while I lost all of my matches.
Well... I feel motivated... You know what that means...
SPARTA!!! vs A webcam vs James Hetfield vs Timothy James Sillery
The arena will be inside a Nintendo DS.
Sparta(I believe the entire nation of) immediately charges at the webcam, trampling it underfoot, While TJS giggles from a safe distance. James Hetfield excuses himself to go to the restroom, but secretly enters the portal to Hell, which has heated back up, after it froze in ATTTWI 2. Simply, he says to Satan, You get my soul for today, but I get hellish overlord powers for today. Sure! says Satan, as Hetfield is transported back to the DS, where TJS's stupidity has killed 1'000 Spartan soldiers. Hetfield rises into the air, and blasts an instant death beam at all the Spartans using his hellish overlord powers. However, they mange to raise their shields, and deflect the beam at TJS, who disintegrates into a pile of ashes.
SPARTA!!! AND JAMES HETFIELD MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
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Dave Mustaine vs An old RC car taped to a beer keg vs Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos vs An endless roll of gaffa tape
The arena will be in a Las Vegas casino.
Hexadecimal moves quickly, infecting every single one of the electronic slot machines. However, the RC car and beer keg rams into one of the slot machines, and somehow knocks loose a wire, destroying power to the entire casino and short circuiting the Queen of Chaos. Hexadecimal disappears, as the RC car and beer keg are picked up by Dave Mustaine, who is also holding the endless roll of Gaffa tape. Dave the uses the tape to wrap the RC car and Beer Keg up. The RC car's wheels cannot move, the motors overheat, and the weird robot is immobilized.
DAVE MUSTAINE AND AN ENDLESS ROLL OF GAFFA TAPE MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
This heat's 2nd round match-up:
James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine
SPARTA!!! vs An endless roll of Gaffa tape
Tactics, predictions, and all that stuff.
Dave Mustaine will beat the crap out of James Hetfield, as a) James is a sellout and b) Dave already beat up James, which was why he was kicked out of Metallica.
As for the other fight...
...THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
Some more fights...
Dave Mustaine vs James Hetfield
Unfortunately, James Hetfield loses automatically by default, due to the fact that he attempted to go back in time and replace himself from the first fight to gain hellish overlord powers. That would be fine, if he hadn't lost the first battle because he wasn't able to get hellish overlord powers to go through. Due to the massive paradox, James Hetfield was annihilated, and Dave Mustaine goes through...
DAVE MUSTAINE GOES THE THE HEAT FINAL!!!
SPARTA!!! vs An Endless roll of Gaffa tape
The nation immediately charges forward, and cuts the roll of tape in half, however the 2 halves grow into 2 endless rolls of Gaffa tape. The Spartans keep cutting the rolls of Gaffa tape up, until there are so many, that they smother the Spartans. The tape then sentiently wraps each Spartan corpse up in Gaffa tape, and drags them into a pit leading to Hell.
AN ENDLESS ROLL OF GAFFA TAPE GOES TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Heat Final:
Dave Mustaine vs An Endless Roll of Gaffa Tape
Tactics, predictions, etc.
Dave Mustaine vs an Endless Roll of Gaffa tape
The arena will be a basketball field near the Thames River.
Dave starts out quickly, picking up the endless roll of tape and using it to tape a bottle of napalm to a metal hose. he then attaches a lighter to the end of the hose, and uses the home-built flamethrower to burn the Gaffa tape. However, the tape survives, albeit with no stickiness and charred black, and attempts to tape itself into a ball. Unfortunately, the tape-ball is then picked up by Dave, as he throws it into the nearest basketball hoop. He then kicks it into the Thames River.
DAVE MUSTAINE MOVES ON TO THE SEMI FINALS!!!
And coming up soon:
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
Ronald McDonald will eat up the chicken and bacon Ranch sub within seconds.
Good luck everyone
Okay, it's time to continue with this...
We already have 2 semi-finalists: Dave Mustaine, and Kody's Retired Robots/Oh!!! I'm Dizzy. Now, who will join them?
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
The arena will be on top of Mount Vesuvius.
Kody immediately marches forward, dropping a chicken, a frying pan, and a washing machine onto the Phantom Menace, who falls into the lava of Mount Vesuvius. Jack attempts to burn Kody up, but a metal cooker dropping from the sky prevents the flame from burning him. Meanwhile, the swine flu isn't doing anything, as Jack marches towards Kody. However, a brick falls from the sky, and breaks the bottle of tequila, and the flame from the flamethrower sets it on fire. Luckily, the flame incinerates the swine flu.
A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA ATTACHED TO A FLAMETHROWER AND A FUSE BOX WITH AN ALTERNATE SWITCH FOR DROPPING RANDOM OBJECTS IN PLACES GO THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
The arena will be inside a Subway eatery.
Jamie McHarg walks into the line of customers. Since I work here, I think I'll have a 6-inch Chicken & Bacon Ranch sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese. he says. Okay, that'll be £1.79. says the cashier girl, who somehow seems to look familiar. Jamie sits down, as Ronald McDonald and Male Kram sit down near him. Also sitting down is a random man who places some teacakes on the table.
Give me your sub. says Ronald. No, give it to me! says Male. I don't care. says the man with the teacakes. Jamie responds to the latter comment by crushing the teacakes underfoot. Guys, no fighting! says the cashier girl, who points towards a sign that clearly says NO FIGHTING. However, nobody notices, as Ronald and Male try to beat eachother senseless so they can have the sub. The cashier girl, infuriated, pulls out a pair of katanas and stabs the McDonald's Overload, who dies and disappears. The cashier girl is revealed to be Ming Higurashi: The champion of ATTTWI, who apparently has decided to go to a peaceful life of being a cashier girl.
Hey! says Male Kram, Jamie, how about we both share the sandwich by cutting it into 2 3-inch sandwiches? That's brilliant! Says Jamie, as he cuts the sandwich in half. The scene ends peacefully with Male and Jamie eating their halves of the sandwich, while Ming looks on with a disgusted look on her face.
A STAFF-DISCOUNTED 6-INCH CHICKEN & BACON RANCH SUBWAY SUB WHICH COSTS £1.79 PLUS TAX AND MALE KRAM MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!
So round 2 will be:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken & Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost £1.79 plus tax
Male Kram vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Tactics, predictions, etc.
burn the bread...turning it into toast
burn the herbs...wilting them
burn the cheese...melting it
also bring a random bouncer with me to protect me when Jamie realizes that his sandwich is beyond repair and tries to chuck it at me...if my bouncer takes it in the face il just bring out mythras :P
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken & Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost £1.79 plus tax
The arena will be a nuclear power plant.
Jack, realizing the futility of holding the flamethrower in the nuclear power plant, attaches the flamethrower on top of Mythras. Mythras drives into the nuclear power plant, and trips Jamie, who is caught on a rock as he falls towards the ground. Jack, being the nice guy he is, telephones Jamie's robots about him being stuck. Drumroll and Kaizer immediately drive themselves over and pick up Jamie, who orders them to attack Mythras(who still has the flamethrower). Mythras immediately burns out Drumroll's controls, then shoves Kaizer onto a rock, immobilizing it. Jack asks Jamie to concede defeat, and he does. While Mythras spins around in a victory dance, Jamie eats his unburned sandwich.
A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA TAPED TO A FLAMETHROWER ON TOP OF MYTHRAS MOVES TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Male Kram vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
The arena will be the series 7 Robot Wars arena, however including all the house robots and the series 2 PPZs.
Kody immediately attempts to drop the drop zone's washing machine onto Kram using the fuse box, but only succeeds turning the washing machine into a box filled with balls. It's here that he realizes that the fuse box doesn't work when there's already a random object in the arena. Male kicks Kody into an angle grinder, but he's unharmed, mainly due to the fact that both Male Kram and Kody Kunz exchanged their ordinary clothes for Kevlar clothes. Kody immediately kicks Male into Sir Killalot, who grabs Male by the arm(not with skin-breaking force, mind you), and pushes him into Shunt, who then rams him into Dead Metal. However, Male raises a titanium shield and shatters both Dead Metal's saw, and Sgt. Bash's, who tried to enter the fray. While the house robots are attacking Male Kram, Kody removes the washing machine and tries to use the fuse box to drop a dart onto Male. However, he accidentally causes the dart to hit himself, and the dart knocks him out.
MALE KRAM MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Heat final: Male Kram vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower on top of Mythras
Oooook - I may have misunderstood this tournament, but isn't it meant to be my entries (in this case, the deliciously tasty Chicken and Bacon sub; screw the tax, I ain't paying tax on my sandwich :lol:) that do the fighting? None of my entries was me, yet I am the main offensive force for my team in that battle.
Or should I just accept that tournaments like this are so random that it's not worth bothering about? :P
Well... the tournies are supposed to be random...
Alright, say hello to the heat final...
Male Kram vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower on top of Mythras
The arena will be... An oxygen-filled void in space...
Almost immediately, the battle ends before it began, as Male uses a knife to cut the tape holding the tequila bottle and flamethrower together. The tequila spills out and freezes due to the cold temperatures, as the glass shatters due to the low pressure. Luckily, Jack is able to recover Mythras, however, the flamethrower is no more.
MALE KRAM MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!
And next time...
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Steve Irwin's tactics: Use a man-eating crocodile to eat everyone up. :rofl:
Time for more fights...
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
The arena will be a swimming pool, with an empty hot tub for a pit.
Steve jumps into the pool, and is followed by the Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club. Immediately, Steve throws the Kryptonite into the hot tub/pit, knocking it out of the competition. Now, the HRAFC and Steve Irwin shove the 100kg Hardox 450 cube into the pool, where it sinks to the bottom. The cube is immobilized, so I guess the humans go through!
STEVE IRWIN AND THE HARROGATE RAILWAY ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
The arena will be my backyard.
Immediately, the wizard picks up the bottle of whiskey and drinks about a quarter of the bottle. Also immediately, he falls to the ground, and will remain passed out until the end of the century. The bottle hits the ground, and cracks, spilling whiskey on Tears for Fears' feet. The band slip and passes out on the floor, as the Motor attached to wood attached to a picture of George Bush turns into the real George Bush.
A CRACKED BOTTLE OF THE FINEST JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE WHISKEY AND GEORGE BUSH MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
Round 2:
George Bush vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
A Cracked Bottle of the Finest Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey vs Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin's tactics: Hmmm... Well, obviously drink the whiskey, and use Terrorhurtz to axe the bottle into pieces. :lol:
Good luck Jamie =)
George bush's tactics...hmmm....bring all the people at my desposal, every politician, every soldier, every american football player and then take them to the top secret lab (just outside London, if you've hit sheen you've gone to far, if you've entered Mongolia crescent....oh never mind) and take a bit of there dna using a special machine i just invented....then put all the dna in another special top secret machine and turn them all into one super soldier with jet packs and rockets and the such, then let all the original people go home and let the super soldier crush the football team, if im in a confined space then i have a less powerful machine gun, and if i cant use any weapon with gunpowder i have a cricket bat in the back :lame: . his armor is a special layer of air and other gasses which is unbreakable, but feather light, this armor is called featherum.
:proud:
JD's tactics: One of the cracks in the bottle resembles a stingray's tail - guess the rest
Best of luck Sam :)
Sorry if these are short, but well...
George Bush vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
The arena will be a nuclear missile silo.
George appears on the scene with a massive super-soldier, who immediately kills the football club. Sorry if this was a short fight, but well...
GEORGE BUSH MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
A Cracked Bottle of the Finest Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey vs Steve Irwin
The arena will be on top of a nickel.
Steve drinks some of the whiskey, then passes out. However, in passing out, his hand knocks the bottle of whiskey to the floor. The whiskey bottle cracks, then shatters.
STEVE IRWIN MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Heat final:
Steve Irwin vs George Bush
Alright, the heat final: Steve Irwin from Australia, against George Bush from America.
The arena will be the White House.
George immediately telephones the Secret Service agents to arrest the Croc hunter, until his phone is eaten by the Croc. Steve immediately gets into a fight with Bush, until the Secret Service agents enter the room. The crocodile blocks their way, but is quickly shot to death. Immediately, Steve Irwin is arrested, until a large stingray falls from the sky, stings him, and kills him due to that being the way he died in real life.
GEORGE BUSH MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!
Okay, our heats are done with, and since Jack also has a spot with Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!, Here are the semis:
George Bush driving Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs Kody's Retired Robots
Dave Mustaine vs Male Kram
Tactics, predictions, etc...