Tactical update
Species: Sycorax, Zygons
Instructions: Remove brain
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Tactical update
Species: Sycorax, Zygons
Instructions: Remove brain
End update
1 million votes for Ceri. :proud:
Yes they can Kody go to mars the martians will look after you because you are too worthless to fight in the war about who will take over the worlds and rule all Whoverians. I am actually a minotaur typing down the battle plans of the weapons of mass distruction which will lead all minotaurs back to plush green grass and waterfalls in all of the world and all cars and trucks and anything else which will harm the environment will be crushed like puny Aggron Flies. Also I will destroy everything which belongs to Ceri and I will brainwash him to destroy America, Mexico, Iraq, Iran and all the other rich countries resistance is futile any creatures trying to resist will have their head cracked open and their brains eaten up like the freaks they are because Minotaurs are the greater RACE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA.
Minataur - Species 13764
They too have become one with the collective.
Unfortunately minotaurs arent that smart because they have only half a brain cell, if that. So your plan will only have a 0.0000000001% success rate. :wink:
Species 13764 are not used for intellectual purposes. Most drones of this species are used for bodily strength.
That was aimed at Timmy, Ceri. Not you. =P
Mwahahaha you are forgetting one thing we have backup brains full of witty american crap like Kodys brain actually except its clever and we shall rule the earth. Wait why are fighting Ceri lets take over the universe together. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, thats it. Ive just about had enough of this. Youre killing off the fun here. Its not fun anymore with you coming in here and god-moding and being ignorant all the time. Time to list out a number of points:
1) Im not American. Im Canadian. You should remember that one, Tim-O.
2) Directly insulting me in two posts? Are you trying to be even more unpopular than you are currently?
3) I doubt Ceri would want to take up with someone as ignorant as you. And thats not an insult, Timmeh. :P
Now get it into your head. Im done with trying to ignore your remarks. Nobody finds you funny, or smart, or witty, or anything that you think makes you cool. Its been said before millions and millions of times: SHAPE. UP. OR. SHIP. OUT.
Political strategy update - Possible coalitions.
The PARTI (Politics Are Really Too Insignificant) party
A 25,000p prize for the first million to vote for the PARTI party.
All current political leaders will automatically kill themselves and their replacements will be, well, you decide (except me)
There will be world peace - except for when I want to throw a rave.
Anytime anyone wants to debate about something, they must party for about 15 minutes. Waste of drone resources
Spongebob Squarepants and fans of him will be eaten by rabid grizzly bears from the Northwest Territories, because I hate him.
Vapourbots will be made real, and serve only you.
Anybody who votes for us will get security guards. They can be Cybermen, kick-ass warrior chicks, or Balrogs (if you are one of the first 10,000 to vote, you can also choose from dragons, demi-gods, and anti-matter). If you dont want a security guard then that can be arranged. Waste of drone resources
Robot Wars will be scheduled 24/7 on a seperate channel dedicated solely to the show, and everybody who votes for us will get free access to all the past episodes. Not only that, but you can bring your vapourbots to compete.
Anybody cruel to animals, innocent people, or you, will be imploded instantlyIncompatible with primary objective
Anybody carrying a weapon of any kind will not be imploded yet, but will be questioned, and if they try to attack, which will completely fail, then they get imploded. Incompatible with primary objective
All people who join us will get free teleportation powers, and can travel anywhere they want.
A lifetime supply of your favourite food, snack, or fetish.
You must party three times a day, after breakfast, after luncheon, and after dinner, otherwise you will be imploded.Waste of drone resources
October 12 will be hereby named Parti Day.
66% Compatible
34% Incompatible
Coalition Status
Negotiable.
Good idea. Lets see...
ff6000>Analysis commencing...
. Cybernetics available on the NHS.
. Network access 24/7
. Intense Education Curriculum - ff6000>Incompatible with many objectives
. Abolish Taxes.
. Revitalise the Mining Industries
. Immediate Destruction of all 1950’s Police call boxes
. Outlawing and Destruction of the Spacecrafts named Enterprise or Voyager -ff6000>Debatable
. Compulsory upgrading of the species - ff6000>Incomplete information
. Deletion of criminal minds from the collective
66% Compatible
22% Incompatible
12% Undecided
ff6000>Status: Negotiable.
A proposition from the collective:
For the mining rights to the moon and the Earths entire prisoner population to upgrade and assimilate, we offer an idyllic society were no one need do any work at all - with PARTI in control of world.
The drones are to declared as sub-human by Earth constitution and the collective will be in charge the new Ministry of Change.
Take heed of our offer, together we could upgrade the universe!
Well, now time for some more specifics of policy:
* All reality will be ruled from my flying castle - far better than the White House of Hosues of Parliment
* There will be no pollution - it will be drained from the air, water and ground and fed into criminals
* Nothing will ever go wrong - if it does I will use my infinate power to eliminate anything that indicated it ever did, including small portions of everyones brains.
* Our integalactic empire will provide the ability for all species in the universe to slowly inbreed over millions of years until there is just one very cool race which saves me work.
* Monkey butlers for all - robotic Butlers can be earnt.
* Cars will be replaced by dinosaurs that can run three times as fast as existing cars, and knows how not to crash
*All of the beasts of the ground and the birds of the air and the fish of the seas and the creatures that crawl and hop and swim will be my spies. They will report to a huge castle the size of a mountain made of black crystal that will be my official state office. All actual work will be done by a computer that uses all the unused brain power of the universe as a processor
*Instead of wasting precious fossil fuels - electricity will be genereated by compressing billions of pikachus until they release all electricity.
*Babel fish free on the NHS - which at no extra charge will be extended to all - including conquered planets.
* I will stop all fighting instantly - and the minds of violent religeous fanatics will quake in fear when they realise that the mission they had supposedly got from their Gods can be stopped at the wave of my hand - any deities which object to this are more than welcome to take it up with me personally.
* Updated Rule!No currency at all - all that you need will be given freely - that which you want can be earnt through deeds that meet my approval.
* Chavs will not only not exist - but the subculture will not have ever existed - people who are currently chavs will have always been whatever proffessions are most needed at the time.
That is currently all.
(Message edited by alex_holt on June 07, 2007)
Just one more policy from the Boring party:
It has come to our notice that Earth is under threat from an alien race known as the Collective. After studying this threat, we have determined that their reality is filled with spin off series, film versions and most importantly time travel. This allows the Boring Party to effectively combat this threat by simply dropping it into a plot hole.
Save the Earth. Vote Boring.
PARTI to the Collective Party: Proposition accepted.
*presses the big shiny button that erases all plotholes from existance*
Sorry Kody, but Godmoding creates larger plot holes than before. Your plothole deletion device just fell into one.
...which detonated it. :proud:
quote:
Sorry Kody, but Godmoding creates larger plot holes than before. Your plothole deletion device just fell into one. - Frank Goacher
Plot hole to energy conversion - Stable
Current Output - 300% normal.
Future note: wait till 500% normal then start targetting opposition party offices.
Memo to PARTI: Welcome aboard.
Memo to Collective party: Thank you. First objective?
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prepare for
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THE MARTI PARTY!
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One of the wonderful side effects of havign all knowledge and energy in the universe pass through me before it coems to fruition is that it permits me to reflexivly Godmod reality back at my attackers while I am uneffected while they never existed. Really handy that one.
I also have a conveniant EMP device in my watch for more casual use against robots.
But youre forgetting Im the minotaur of life and death.
Random side note to Matty (Whose post I would quote, but I cant find the button) Im twelve. Just thought Id say.
Anyway.. Project MINDSLAVE progress: 54%. Flee while you still can, fools.
Also, OFOP is installing a EMP Device in the Mars Superweapon, (Which, incidently, will be renamed Ares when we are in power. Greek Gods are so much cooler) with the intent to disable the entirety of the Collective Party.
Oh, and Tim, how fond are you of your organs? Just wondering.
Vote for the Collective party and the PARTI party, and Dan will never be able to install his device. :P
and what are you trying to prove by saying youre 12 Dan? Are you trying to say that youre somehow more mature, more balanced and less provocative?
Then why are you making threats against someones organs having just tried to seek attention from me, in light of how I feel about this situation?
Seems liek someone needs a bit of a reality check.
Hah, Its almost completely installed already. Id like to see you disable before tomorrow afternoon at four.
Also; Project MINDSLAVE progress: 55%
PARTI - We believe in equality. You do not obey orders.
teleport
You control 5 century guards of cyber drones. Use them as you see fit.
Tactical Cube 984731: Target the 4th planet of the Sol system. Prepare for its disintergration.
Hail message all Comms bands:
This is the Collective Party, our numbers are vast and scattered across time and space. No single weapon can be built to defeat. We will adapt. Resistance is useless and futile. Message end.
Hmm... This could be bad... Oh well, Ares Supercannon, target White House!
Fire in Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Fire!
Ok, do what you like, Ive had my fun, and destroyed the majority of the North West of America (I think, anyway. Cant remember my American Geography.) Besides, were making good progress hollowing Hermes.
Through all time and space eh?
After a short nap Ill erase all your memebers from existence and replace them with people as much against your plans as the old ones were previously for.
Vote #1, Me....
Kody, you idiot! You should know what happens to people who ally themselves with invading aliens in sci-fi stories.
Glad to see the Collective party have fallen into my trap though. Word to the not-so-wise, the only person who truly knows how plot holes work is me, and you cant assimilate me to gain my knowledge because Im protected by a cheap plot device.
Even I cannot truely comprehend how insiduous Franks plot twists are - you do realise that through some complicated time travel saga he probably caused those robots to start existing in the first place?
Its one of the reasons I started anti-heroics over villainy - heroes get to find ways around plot devices - and anti-heroes get to do it with violence. Villains however are always defeated by twists.
Oh and I hope you dont mind, but I butchered one of your legions of your robots as I needed a spare component for my computer - and its more fun than just calling it into being out the ether.
*the plot device is swallowed up by a plothole*
Frank, Id rather die in a huge sci-fi battle, than being a drone. :wink:
Alex, my trap is much simpler than that. Besides, time travel almost inevitably leads to the opening of plot holes and Id rather not have one open on my doorstep.
Kody, your statement regarding my cheap plot device falling into a plot hole just shows you do not truly understand how plot holes open.
Exactly. Im trying to wind everything up. :crazy:
Matty: Nothing.
Just mentioning it, tis all.
And, actually, I found some organs no one was using. I thought if Tim wasnt totally happy with his current ones, he might want them.
(Message edited by Taco-man on June 09, 2007)
Dan ummm I, the minotaur of life and death doesnt need my organs so you can have them if you want.
Minotaur? So you have a cows head? Intiguing....
Plus you do realise that skin is considered an organ? *Has a salt grinder ready incase of any rebellion*
Vote for us and Ill assassinate the Iranian president personally.
*readies a pipe made of hardox*
I meant to say all of them except for skin and I promise if I get voted in than itll be free cows head or a basketful of tomatoes if you are a vegetarian.