Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

I only need one entry...



DIOTOIR, SON OF NEMESIS!

Underneath Diotoirs fur, there is no chassis...
only more fists!

Someone once made the mistake of telling Dr.Zulu that wrapping a robot in highly flammable polka dot is not the best way to win in Robot Wars. They were found dead shortly afterwards. Cause of death? Diotoir!

Setting Diotoir on fire will only make him more bloodthirsty!

Diotoir is so fast, it sometimes appears to be immobilized!

Diotoirs tears cause death!

Diotoirs chief export is fire and pieces of singed polka dot!

After killing Craig Charles in series 5 of Robot Wars, Diotoir was banned from entering any more series. In his rage Diotoir destroyed several orphanages!

Diotoirs fur can clog a black hole and is magnetically attracted to fire!

Diotoir holds the entire internet inside his speedos; he refreshes pages by setting on fire!

Since Diotoirs birth in 1998, Diotoir related deaths have risen one million percent!


omg.


Yes... so Diotoir will be my entry, please.

You can only enter 8... :P

Well, if it has to be eight...

1. Diotoir!
The destroyer of worlds...

2. Kenshiro!
Main character of Hokuto no Ken. Uses pressure point ki arts to explode punks!

3. Santa Claws!
Santa with razor sharp,Freddy claws!

4. A rusty nail!
A rusty nail. Dont step on it or youll need a Tetanus shot!

5. Rabies Prawn!
A Prawn with rabies!

6. Mike Tyson!
He wants your heart.

7. Al Gore!
The inconvenient truth: You gonna die!

8. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel!
A Pretzel made from steel and coated with sparkly diamonds!

(Message edited by Almost_there on February 02, 2007)

Due to harassment from Kody (j/k), Im switching Edge for my alter-ego XS3. Ill give a profile later if anyone wants one.

(Message edited by SenseiV1 on February 06, 2007)

:lol:

Anybody else? Line-ups should be up on Friday. If not then by Monday at the very latest. But they will most likely be up Friday.

Hey Kody, I finally got accepted to the FRA, I promised to join the Wars Incarnate for the 1st time and I will keep my word. So, here are my entrants, as follows:

1. Ming Higurashi - She is a Dog Demon/Human and cousin of the Priestess Kagome Higurashi. Ming has the same priestess powers as her cousin to go along with her demon speed, agility, power and magic. Her main weapons are Twin Katanas, though she has been known to use a very large fan or ber bare hands.

2. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing - Solaria is a Princess from the planet Floria. Shes a butterfly sprite with a pet Floria Cat named Nightwing. They always fight as a team and cannot... will not beseparated to fight. Pics below, first is Solaria and second is Nightwing.
http://images.quizilla.com/F/FA/FAL/FallenAngel001/1135185875_kButterfly.jpghttp://images.quizilla.com/F/FA/FAL/...kButterfly.jpg
http://www.absoluteanime.com/card_captors/spinner.gifhttp://www.absoluteanime.com/card_captors/spinner.gif

3. Rocky Racoon - The thieving .little Racoon from the parent tales.

4. A Rabies infected Cat named Norbert

5. A gold pocketwatch

6. Seung-Mi~Na from Soul Calibur 3

I might add my last two characters later.

Things infected with rabies seem to be popular!

Rabies: The FRA Disease of Choice

Thanks Melissa! :)

yknow, with all these alter-egos, its a shame that the Wootinator cant join us...Im going to TRY and contact AJ, but if he doesnt respond by tomorrow morning (or evening by your standards), then forget him, Im movin on. :proud:

Anyway...

Entries so far...

Alex Holt
1. Daniel the Chaos Mole
2. Jar of crab paste
3. Lord DoomForAll
4. The Most Harmless and Cute and Innocent thing in the universe.
5. Giant radioactive harpischord
6. Foxpig
7. Giant ball of enraged leopards
8. Blod.

Christopher Mason
9. Homer Simpson
10. Squidward Tentacles
11. Box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones.
12. Hippopotamus
13. Mini Fridge
14. Mutant cuckoo clock named Barry.
15. Bowl of custard.
16. Crazy Frog

Martijn M Benschop
17. Stingray
18. Danish cartoonist
19. Zinedine Zidane
20. Bobsleigh
21. Nine Million Bicycles
22. Wild Horses
23. A Bat out of hell
24. Major Tom (Space Oditty)

Chris Cooper
25. Mara Jade Skywalker
26. Rapier
27. Frosty the Snowman
28. Santa Claus
29. Chastity Dingle
30. 13
31. Congealed milk.
32. Squinting teacher.

David Weston
33. St. Lucifer
34. Goth who wields a tanto.
35. Stewie Griffin
36. Dark Magician
37. Grim Reaper
38. Raymundo
39. Slipknot
40. Bender

Frank Goacher
41. Pussycat
42. Shadehawk
43. PC
44. Black Mage
45. Fighter
46. Riff
47. Kiki
48. Bun-Bun

Anthony Politzi
49. Ozzy Osbourne
50. Kurt Cobain
51. Beavis
52. Michael Jackson
53. Trogdor the Burninator
54. Hobbes
55. Pee Wee Herman
56. Barney

Steven McGregor
57. Professor Vengeance
58. Thomas the Tank Engine
59. Dr. Ivo Robotnik
60. Cyberman Army
61. The Mad Hatter
62. Fifi LaFume
63. Slappy Squirrel
64. Sociology

Mark Irwin
65. Dethklok
66. Can of Barqs root beer
67. Fat Guy from Boogie Nights
68. The City Wok Owner
69. Link
70. XS3
71. Jeffrey Nothing
72. Chuck Norris

Aaron Knight
73. Evangelion Unit 1
74. Mugen
75. Full Metal Alchemist
76. Tekkaman
77. Arael
78. Leliel
79. Ichigo Kurosaki
80. Anti-Matter

Ceri Jenkins
81. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
82. Samus Aran
83. Jushi Sentai France Five
84. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
85. Talkie Toaster
86. Rose/Tardis Deity
87. Hammer Bro.
88. Evil Mighty Morphin€™ Green Ranger

Daniel Stickler (?)
89. Google
90. Half-eaten Bacon Sandwich
91. A ninja
92. A pirate
93. Master Hand
94. Wiimote
95. Lordi
96. Jack the Ripper

Leo van Miert
97. Violent J
98: Shaggy 2 Dope
99: Jamie Madrox
100: Monoxide
101: ABK
102: Blaze Ya Dead Homie
103: Myzery
104: Jumpsteady

Richard McCaffrey
105. Diotior
106. Kenshiro
107. Santa Claws
108. Rusty nail
109. Rabies prawn
110. Mike Tyson
111. Al Gore
112. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel

Melissa Urbich
113. Ming Higurashi
114. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
115. Rocky Raccoon
116. Rabies infected cat named Norbert
117. Gold pocketwatch
118. Seong Mi-Na
119. unknown
120. unknown

Need them last two entries by tomorrow Melissa, or Ill put in two for you. :wink:. And [insert long long long long LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG forgotten name here]ANDREW JACKSON[/insert] better show his face too. :lame:

Well, as I long promised, here are all the line-ups! Sorry AJ!

Round 1

The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson
Riff VS. Foxpig
Seong Mi-Na vs. Trogdor the Burninator
A bowl of custard vs. Evil Mighty Morphin Green Ranger
Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen
XS3 vs. Bender
Chastity Dingle vs. Google
Monoxide vs. Dethklok
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischord
Pussycat vs. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones vs. A goth who wields a tanto
A ninja vs. Myzery
Diotoir vs. Santa Claus
Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell
Sociology vs. Beavis
Professor Vengeance vs. A half-eaten bacon sandwich
Slipknot vs. The most harmless, cute and innocent thing in the universe
A gold pocketwatch vs. The City Wok Owner
Rapier vs. Mini Fridge
Al Gore vs. Hammer Bro.
Tekkaman vs. Barney
Fighter vs. Danish cartoonist
Violent J vs. Wild horses
A can of Barqs root beer vs. A jar of crab paste
Jamie Madrox vs. Talkie Toaster
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. PC
Barry the mutant cuckoo clock vs. Stewie Griffin
Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi
Melissas unknown 7th entrant vs. Congealed milk
Rusty nail vs. Michael Jackson
Lord Doomforall vs. Thomas the Tank Engine
ABK vs. Arael
Bun-Bun vs. A squinting teacher
Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing vs. Ozzy Osbourne
Dark Magician vs. A Wiimote
Kenshiro vs. Jeffrey Nothing
A bobsleigh vs. Homer Simpson
Samus Aran vs. Melissas unknown 8th entrant
13 vs. Hobbes
Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper
Rose/Tardis Deity vs. Slappy Squirrel
Link vs. A giant ball of enraged leopards
A hippopotamus vs. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel
Shaggy 2 Dope vs. Kiki
9,000,000 Bicycles vs. Master Hand
Rocky Raccoon vs. Fifi LaFume
Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain
Frosty the Snowman vs. Blod
Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel
Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

And thats that. Melissa I need those two entries in still.

Tactics? Predictions? Smelling salts? :proud:

Some really ace draws here....

Im lookign forward to all my fights.... particularly the harmless fight, and the jar fight....which should technically be themost borign fight ever...

Plus, writing these things usually, I know that predictions are pointless, lol.

A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
Mike Tyson VS THE MAD HATTER

Oh, nice opener. :lame:
The Mad Hatter may not be very strong, but hes nice n nimble compared to his opponent. The plan here will be to dodge Tysons blows and try to plant a circuitry card behind his ear. Mikell instantly be brainwashed, at which point I will command him to punch himself into submission.
If things get desperate, take out an axe and go all out (Off with his head!) or try to brainwash the House Fighters and have them take on Tyson. :proud:

Good luck, Kody. Youll ruddy need it to survive this insanity.

Here are my tactics for my first competitor. I will add more tactics after the previous competitor has fought (I.E. I will not post tactics for the aforementioned box until the custard has fought)

THE BOWL OF CUSTARDS TACTICS
This is perfect, because I cant be eaten. After all, Power Rangers have that helmet in the way. After he tries a few tactics, he may end up slipping on me.

Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen

Mugen to use his leet samurai skillz and slice and dice the opponent...

Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischor

Increase reitsu to maxium level, invoke the hollow and destroy it with a single swing of Tetsa Zangetsu...

Tekkaman vs. Barney

Slice and disc with the Tekka blade, at worst case, resort to the Tekka Blasters... If they can destroy the moon, Barney is gon3

Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi

Transmutate the opponent into a bomb (changing the content of oxygen and carbon in the body to correct levels) and watch the opponent explode....

ABK vs. Arael

Suck them into the sub-space dimensions... You cant escape the shadows...

Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper

Expand AT Field to maximum... Throw Lance of Longinus at the Reaper and show him that even the dead can still die...

Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel

Attack Jack from out of his attack range with neural/mental ray. Breaking him down before of his evil sins and evil past... Reduce the man to rubble, then energy beam him while he cries/screams to the heavens....

A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

Implode instantly, destroying the pirate and the universe in one swift blink of an eye.... Anti-Matter... The Ultimate Suicide Bomber...

Having read enough of these things, I also know tactics are useless:) Looking forward to the Robotnik vs PC fight.

Ahem, I have actually decided to write a fight early so as to get myself into the feeling of writing these. Enjoy the first fight!

The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson

House fighters are Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic. Read back in the first page of the thread if you don€™t know whom they are. Same with the rest of the house fighters.

The Mad Hatter steps into the arena, laughing maniacally, and waits for his opponent to appear. It seems that the boxer has not yet made it to the arena, possibly due to being in prison. Growing increasingly impatient he attempts to juggle his brainwashing circuitry cards to entertain the audience but one of them falls on his head, getting a tomato in the face from someone in the audience in return. He shakes his fist at the guy who threw it but doesn€™t go after him seeing as if he fell off the stage he€™d lose. He suddenly hears a whooshing sound, and turns around.
At that precise moment Ancalagon appears holding a black limo in his gigantic claw. He sets the limo down and waits by the side of the arena, carving the floor with his tail as he does so. The limo door opens, and Mike Tyson steps out in full boxing array, complaining to the driver about lawsuit charges and coarse language issues. As soon as he steps out of the vehicle, Ancalagon grabs the limo, crushes it and the driver like a tin can and hurls it off the stage into the background.
The fight begins. The Mad Hatter and Tyson begin to size each other up, circling each other like wolves. It€™s Tyson who lunges forward first with the trademark headfirst charge, but The Mad Hatter nimbly steps out of the way, and Tyson ends up eating floor. Hatter then decides to use his brainwashing cards again, but unfortunately for him Tyson doesn€™t wear sissy headbands, therefore Hatter doesn€™t have any place to put the card, and so this plan fails horribly as Tyson charges again, ramming Hatter in the midsection, and begins to beat the crap out of him with his fists. Suddenly Hatter remembers that he brought his axe with him and pulls it out. Tyson wrestles the axe from him but gets hit in the head by it first, creating a cut. That€™s all that is needed; Hatter beams as he inserts a card into the cut. Tyson stands up with an emotionless stare, and then begins to chop himself in the head repeatedly with the axe. As Tyson falls to the ground in a pool of blood, Ancalagon opens his jaws and swallows Tyson whole. Unfortunately for Ancalagon the brainwashing card was still on Tyson when he was eaten and so Ancalagon turns on Exa-Gore-Ic who has not made a movement during this entire fight and tackles him out of the air and away from the stage. The Mad Hatter laughs again and bows to the audience, the first one into Round 2.

The Mad Hatter advances to Round 2!

How was that? :proud:

That was good :D

I demand you to write MORE! Politely, of course.

Oh frabjous day! Callooh, callay!

Great start there, Kody. :proud:

Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen

Tactics: a well-placed headbutt in the chest should do the job :proud:

lmao, awesome job thus far, Kody.

Chastity Dingle vs Google

Seeing as i told you to google her, ill have her use all of her links to defeat google from the inside ;)

Ok, so i was kidding.

Chastity - Pure, innocent.
Dingle family - The biggest bunch of petty crooks in the county

I want to use the irony to try and explode google ;) If that dont work...she has a mean right hook...

And if that dont work, i go with my original jokey idea :p

Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog

Stomp on it.

Seong Mi-Na vs. Trogdor the Burninator

This the crappy SC3 Mina? Burninate her XD

Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain

*Insert string of consectivie swears here*

MJ vs a Rusty nail....Gah! MJ might hit the nail during his moonwalk! Clever!

Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing vs. Ozzy Osbourne
Erm...bite their heads off and scream? Yeah sounds good enough.

Sociology vs Beavis

Its some sorta school right? Send Beavis there to wreck any form of civilization.

Tekkaman vs. Barney
Be annoying?

13 vs. Hobbes

Eat it, and enjoy the double paradox.

Keep the fighting clean guys!

And the Wars Incarnate was? :S

My last post got DELETED by Refbot (shoves him down the pit :P) so I re-did it...curse this, its not going to be good as Alexs now...CURSE YOU REFBOT!!! (j/k)

Anyway, here we go! :proud:

Riff vs. Foxpig

House fighters are Asterix and Obelix.

Riff walks onto the huge arena platform that is the Final Destination. At the end of the arena he sees an organism made up of half a fox, and half a pig. The foxpig really didnt want to be turned into what he is right now. The fox part of him wanted to forage for scraps in his home, wherever that may be, and the pig part of him was building a nuclear missile to kill the big bad wolf and rescue his poor pig brothers. Riff of course knows nothing of this; hes already holding up a gigantic laser and with a mad cackle fires it right at the hybrid. The foxpig barely dodges it, the halves of the weird creature debating in their minds which part of their body one half the mind can control. The fox agrees to use the head and tail, while the pig agrees to use the rest. The hybrid leaps at Riff and tackles him in the chest, knocking the mad scientist off his feet. Riff already had fired the laser and it hits Obelix in the face. Unfortunately due to the strength and girth of the gaul this hardly tickles him. Asterix doesnt like this one bit, and leaps into the fight. Being friendly with animals and all gentle organisms he gives little heed to the foxpig and starts to repeatedly bash Riff with his fists. Obelix looks at this mildly interesting turn of events and decides to help his buddy whiles the foxpig watches this. Both Asterix and Obelix are now pummeling the daylights out of Riff, who lays on the floor in a mess. The foxpig trots away, impressed that he really didnt have to do much to defeat his opponent.

Foxpig advances to Round 2!

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Seong Mi-Na vs. Trogdor the Burninator

House fighters are Taki and Tira.

Seong Mi-Na glares at the house fighters for taking up with that idiot who made the tourney; what she wouldnt give to give them a good kick up the...yeah, well...turning away, she looks up...almost tilting her head up about 90 degrees, to look at a dragon nearly 100 feet tall, with stick legs, an S-shaped body, and a big, human-like muscular arm on its back. Mina readies Scarlet Thunder, possibly thinking of chopping off Trogdors wimpy legs. Unfortunately, its pretty hard to do that when the dragons head is in front of you. Trogdor gives a roar and blasts Mina with a ball of fire, burninating her. Mina screams and drops to the ground, engulfed in flame. Trogdor grins evilly at the fire, and commences to blare out a mighty roar. Suddenly, the ball of fire goes black, and Trogdor stops mid-roar, looking confused. The fire dissipates, and Mina is standing there, her eyes glowing red, the elegant ponytail loosed as her hair flows all about her. Trogdor realizes his mistake; Seong Mi-Na must be the Phoenix, a powerful entity bent on fiery destruction, and had been even more fueled by the fire. He goes to smash her with his tail but Mina raises a hand and points at Trogdor. Trogdors head starts to burn hellishly hot, and he stops in his tracks, writhing around in agony. Taki panicks, gets out a cellphone and calls ALARMFORCE right away. Several people with white suits and shiny badges come in, coat the arena with hardox, and place force fields around the two house fighters, which then burst into digital firewalls. Taki then smirks to herself, and she and Tira pull out shades and put them on, safe behind their firewalls. While this was going on, Mina had been summoning enough power, and her hands were glowing with intensity. Trogdor lurches forward with his muscular arm and grabs her. Just as he is about to devour her, she lets out a blast of heat and energy that incinerated Trogdor instantly, and the dragon never has a chance to scream as his molecules are scattered and sucked up by a black hole waiting nearby. Taki and Tira take their shades off as the now back-to-normal Seong Mi-Na collapses to the floor from energy loss. From the audience we can see the figure of Strong Bad running off, sobbing hysterically.

Seong Mi-Na advances to Round 2!

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A bowl of custard vs. Evil Mighty Morphin Green Ranger

House fighter is The Watcher.

The Power Ranger stares at his opponent, a bowl of custard. How low of a victory this is...he kicks the bowl of custard over and walks away. Suddenly there is a weird squelching sound and the Green Rangers attention is drawn to what should have been an inanimate object behind him.
The custard is swirling and bubbling; curls of steam are rising off of it. As the Ranger stares, the pool of custard rises and splats itself onto the Ranger. The Ranger falls to the ground, yelling in pain, as the custard covers him and begins to boil more rapidly than ever. The Green Ranger takes out his dragon shield and throws the custard off of him. The custard swarms into a pool once more, and suddenly rises up off the floor and forms a giant monster made of custard, troll-like in form and oozing its substance all over the arena. The Ranger takes out his sword and slices the monster in the arm but the custard just reseals back onto the arm. The monster grabs the Ranger and prepares to swallow him whole but then the Ranger pulls out his dragon orb, a potent device full of magic and energy. He plants it inside the monster chest, and five seconds later the monster explodes from the inside, spraying away the Ranger and knocking him out cold. Luckily for the custard none of it was harmed and so it refills back into the bowl.

A Bowl of Custard advances to Round 2!

More fights up soon!

Is Asterix nice to animals before or after he beats wild boar to death with his bare hands?:)

Yay! Go Foxpig!

But the irony of Trogdor getting burninated himself.....

As long as he gets his share of boar, hes nice to other animals, Frank. Boars to Asterix are like cows to us...except the gauls dont drink boar milk. :wink:

Lets go!

Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen

House fighters are Hamlet and Big Mac.

Zidane charges at Mugen but Mugen sidesteps and takes a slash at Zidanes back, but misses due to the speed of the charge. Zidane takes out a football (thats soccer ball for Americans) and kicks it at Mugens head. Mugen easily slices it up and runs at Zidane with his double-edged blade.
However, the football that Mugen had sliced was in fact one of the new one-of-a-kind Team Geist balls that was coloured gold and silver all over. Even though Mugen disregarded this completely, he still shouldve kept his guard up from behind as hundreds of Europian football officials now swarm the arena and jump on top of the samurai. Mugen tries in vain to resist the charges on him of destroying FIFA property and finally falls beneath the army of officials who attempt to drag him away for 50 years. Fortunately Mugen breaks free of them...and walks right into a headbutt from Zidane who went unnoticed during this scuffle. He plops to the floor dazed. The officials turn on Zidane but Zidane points out that Mugen was, in fact, not an official football player nor will he ever be one. Mugen is getting desperate, and he needs energy...he sees a burger on the side of the arena, looking very lonely. He grabs the burger and scarfs it down. Unfortunately the thing he just ate was in fact the house fighter, Big Mac. Suddenly a figure falls from the sky and lands on Mugen, knocking him out. Its Marco Materazzi. Zidane headbutts him too and receives a suspension. Hamlet scratches his head and begins to quote himself from his play, but a random audience member throws an ugly mug at Hamlet, kncoking him out too.

Zinedine Zidane advances to Round 2!

EDIT: Now would be the time for you to give a description of XS3, Mark, since Xs fight with Bender is next. :wink:

(Message edited by kodster on February 12, 2007)

Hooray! My 600th post marks another fight!

And since I know who XS3 is, Ill tell you. XS3 is a wrestler/smasher who has a nifty set of wrestling moves and magic attacks. Looks a lot like Edge: http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/photos1/2007rawphotos/020507edge1.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ed...20507edge1.jpg

Now then, onto the fight!

XS3 vs. Bender

House fighters are Cortez and The Sickness.

Bender looks at his opponent, one who is streaming with the very energy that infuses the mortally injured warrior back to full health. XS3 slowly walks up to Bender and punches him right in the gut. However due to all the stuff Bender has stolen this protects him from the very solid and immensely powerful fist of the wrestler, but nonetheless Bender falls backwards onto the floor. Bender gets up, pulls back his own fist and wallops XS3 in the chest. Unfortunately the magical energy of the wrestler is too great for our metallic friend and the fist crumples up as it meets the body of XS3. XS3 laughs at Bender and proceeds to bash his head in. Bender suddenly pulls out a 5L bottle of Alexander Keiths and gulps it down like nothing. The Popeye theme plays as Benders arms grow huge, metallic muscles. He throws XS3 away, but XS3 gets right back up. Bender charges with a cry of You can bite my shiny metal @$$! XS3 stands his ground, and just as Bender is within a foot of the wrestler, XS3 lets out his devastating Rage of the Storm attack which fries the central processor of Benders unit. Bender then totters around like a drunken Scottish fellow, taking swings at air. At that moment a treasure chest falls on top of Bender crushing him. XS3 looks behind him to see Cortez.
Whyd you do that? says XS3.
He stole my treasure! growls Cortez, who lifts the treasure chest off of the flattened bot, opens Benders compartment and puts his beloved booty back into the treasure chest. XS3 shrugs and walks off. The Sickness glows ominously at the other side of the arena.

XS3 advances to Round 2!

Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell, tactics :proud:

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
Theres a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
Theres evil in the air and theres thunder in the sky
And a killers on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Oh baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When its over you know
Well both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you

Im gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And were all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothings ever worth the cost
And I know that Im damned if I never get out
And maybe Im damned if I do
But with any other beat I got left in my heart
You know Id rather be damned with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
If gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Oh baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When its over you know
Well both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you

I can see myself
Tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is rough but my soul is ripe
And no ones gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I cant stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until its way too late
I never see the sudden curve until its way too late

Then Im dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell

Then Im dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell

Chastity Dingle vs. Google

House fighters are Tira and Exa-Gore-Ic.

Chastity wonders where her opponent is. She checks her watch and sighs; shes going to be late for the next episode of Emmerdale, and man she wouldnt want to be around the director late. She starts tapping her foot anxiously, when Tira walks over to the impatient lady and sets a computer in front of her, whiles Exa-Gore-Ic wires up some cables into the computer. Chas stares at the computer screen, and opens the Internet. The homepage that comes up is Google. Chas eyes widen, and she types in how to destroy Google but unfortunately the owners of the company are forbidden to give away family secrets and all that comes up is the homepage again, surrounded by hundreds of ads. She screams in frustration, but then suddenly gets an idea. She takes out a cellphone and starts chatting away to her lawyer. Another black limo arrives thankls to Ancalagon who briefly shows up and then leaves, and out steps Chastitys lawyer and two other men in black suits. Tira raises an eyebrow at this ridiculous sight as Chas starts talking with the people, the two of which are, indeed, the owners of Google. The owners are stricken when they find out that they have been posting illegal images of her on the net and are forced to turn over the rule of the company to her. And so the battle goes away from the arena as Tira and Exa-Gore-Ic turn and look at the audience with blank looks. Suddenly they destroy the entire audience, just for their amusement. Whiles this was going on, Chastity was having a celebration party in her new office, and was just getting ready to make a business deal with Sega (to unintentionally mess up the Sonic series ever further) when theres a knock at her office door. She opens it and is immediately struck down by a green beam from the cane of Professor Vengeance who has a look of pure hate on his face.

Google advances to Round 2!

Oh yeah, XS3 r00ls. :P

Awesome, awesome stuff.

Lo and behold! I give unto ye three more fights! :proud:

Monoxide vs. Dethklok

House fighters are Hamlet and Obelix.

Okay, so we have two artists. What do we do? BAND BATTLE! :proud:
Monoxide stands up and gets ready to sing Lite It Up from his own single album even when he was in the band Twizted, but before he can sing a note, Dethklok come out flying with a song called Go Forth and Die. Monoxide starts to fiercely bellow out his song, and now both bands are going at it, playing their hearts out. Hamlet and Obelix sit at a judges table nearby, but there are only two judges. Taki is called in and sits in the third seat that was previously empty. Anyway the bands finish their tracks and now its time for the judges to make their decisions...Craig Charles, Tim Green, and Bil Dwyer are sitting in the audience eating popcorn. Firstly, its Obelix who comes up to Dethklok...and gives them the thumbs-up. Then its Hamlet who goes up to Monoxide, and gives him the thumbs-up. The audience cheers, and they fall silent. Everybody now has their eyes fixed on Taki, who stands between the two bands. She walks up to Dethklok, and they smile smugly. Taki extends a fist, and gives them THE THUMBS-DOWN!!! Everybody gasps...and at that exact moment Taki, with blindingly-fast speed, kicks all the members of Dethklok in the groin before hurling them off the stage and away, where they fall into a plothole, which spits them out into a desolate pit, and are devoured by anthrax-infected chinchillas. Monoxide stands there amazed as Taki raises her hand into the air and gives the rock-out sign whiles the audience cheers. Obelix and Hamlet give each other blank stares, and then shake Monoxides hand.

Monoxide advances to Round 2!

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Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischord

House fighters are The Watcher and The Sickness.

The harpischord sits in the middle of the arena, despite its size looking innocent and lonely. Ichigo stares at it for a second, and then takes out Tetsa Zangetsu and slashes right through it, halving the poor instrumental figure as it crumples before him. However the molecules that made it up were of some unknown atomic element and Ichigo gapes as the molecules reform and the harpischord is left standing there. Before Ichigo can even breathe again, as though invisible hands were playing on the piano-like piece the harpischord begins playing Beethovens 5th symphony in D-minor. At first it seems like nothing but then the music becomes louder and louder, eventually reaching such a pitch that everybody in the audience goes unconscious for a brief period of time. Suddenly Ichigo powers up, and uses the power of his reitsu to become his hollow form, an evil being unaffected by such little things as sound. The sound becomes even more unbearable, at least to the others, but Ichigo leaps forward and tackles the instrument off the stage. The music stops as the harpischord plummets to its doom.

Ichigo Kurosaki advances to Round 2!

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Pussycat vs. Red Dino Thunder Ranger

House fighters are Ancalagon and Cortez.

The cat stares at its surreal surroundings; is this one of Alexs weird spiritual realms? But then Kody reminds the cat that its his tournament, that theyre using a set arena as the stage, and that the cats forgot its contact lens. A triceratops in the audience sniffles audibly, and everybody, even the Red Power Ranger, stares at him. After a few seconds, the triceratops runs away embarrassed. The cat and the Power Ranger turn their attention to each other now, and the match gets under way. The cat lunges at the Power Ranger, giving a feral screech as it flies through the air gracefully. The Power Ranger attempts to kick the cat but the adamantium claws of the cat latch onto the leg of the Ranger and scratches at him mercilessly. Everybody in the audience averts their eyes as the sounds of screaming and yowling reach their ears. When they turn back, the result is not surprising at all: the cat has ripped the Ranger, quite literally, into subatomic molecules using its atom splitting upgrades in its claws. Frank walks away from the audience snickering. Ancalagon, out of boredom, randomly starts breathing fire and accidentally torches Cortez, who emerges unscathed.

Pussycat advances to Round 2!

THE BOXS TACTICS

Open up, spewing out all the clones. The S.I clones will yell Crikey! A Goth! and leap on it, whilst the E.K clones will run over its toes with their little motorcycles.

Goths tactics: use the Tanto to slash the tyres on all the EK clones bikes and tornado spin into the SI clones and slice him to ribbons and feed him to the nearest crocodile. If that fails stamp on them with his size 14 foot

Noooooo! Dethklok! Ah well, what can you do?

Great fights and happy singles awareness day everyone.

A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones vs. A goth who wields a tanto

House fighters are Asterix and Big Mac.

The goth comes into the arena, wielding his huge tanto. The box sits there...and sits there...and sits there...finally, Asterix goes over and kicks the box. The box suddenly coughs up millions...no! BILLIONS of Steve Irwin and Evel Kinevil clones! The goth seems surprised, and starts to slash and slice at the clones but more just keep coming. The Steve Irwin clones have miniature crocodile nets and braces, and the Evel Kinevil clones take out their motorcycles and drive towards the goth with flaming brands. They pummel him into a pulp but then Asterix starts his attack. They try to take out the house fighter but Asterix, despite his size is just too powerful for the clones to overcome. The now heavily-beaten-up goth grabs the Big Mac that lies nearby and slowly eats it. A vacuum appears on his back for no apparent reason...the goth looks confused, but then turns the vacuum on.
At once the vacuum activates, its pull exceedingly strong, and the SI and EK clones squeak in dismay as they are pulled towards the vacuum and in; however, its not a normal vacuum, and the clones are pulled into a plothole which leads to the space vacuum and freeze to death. The goth then kicks the box off the stage.

A goth who wields a tanto advances to Round 2!

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A ninja vs. Myzery

House fighters are Taki and The Sickness.

The ninja is pretty confident. Before the last fight he was taking lessons from the cast of Naruto and what the bloody hell is an idiot rapper going to do against him? Myzery doesnt like the ninja for some other reason than having to fight him, and proceeds to bust out some tunes. The ninja uses some clone jutsu and makes many copies of himself, but Myzery keeps on rapping, not quailing at all, not even bothering to look around him. The ninjas charge, but Myzery starts to dance as he raps, and the ninjas miss him, collide with each other and form the original ninja, who looks dazed. Myzery keeps rapping, throwing punches in his moves as he does so. The ninja staggers back, weariness slightly forming inside of him, and leaps up high for a lightning-speed take-down attack. Myzery twists around, and the ninja ends up face-first in the ground. Myzery then stomps on him, still rapping, and picks him up and throws him across the stage. The ninja really is peeved now, and decides to use his last resort. He throws a smoke-bomb down into the ground, disappearing. Myzery takes no notice, about to end his song, when suddenly the ninja appears above him and plants a device on the back of Myzerys head. The ninja doesnt know what it is, having stolen it from somebody in the audience before, but he hopes it helps him. Seconds later, webbing bursts from the device, cocooning Myzerys head in sticky threads, and the rapper falls to the ground, flailing about, trying to rip the cocoon off but its very sticky, and has hardened to beyond even metallic proportions. The rapper finally loses air and the ninja throws him off the stage.

A ninja advances to Round 2!

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Diotoir vs. Santa Claus

House fighters are Cortez and Obelix.

The spotted Robot Wars veteran moves about, its mad face grinning sinisterly at his opponent, who sits there in the sleigh. However this is not the Santa Claus we all know and...know. This is in fact the robotic Santa Claus from Futurama, made my MOMs friendly robot company. Ho! Ho! Ho! booms the killer Claus as he stomps out towards Diotoir with a machine gun. He throws a lump of coal at Diotoir but it bounces off and does nothing to even the red and black coat. Then it explodes under Cortezs feet, signifying that it was in fact a hand grenade. Claus growls at this irritating sight, and then pumps out lead at the veteran; however the Diotoir boys made a last minute installment to Diotoir, adding about a centimetre of hardox 750 to the outer shell. This means that Diotoir is completely immune to the bullets that the killer Claus fires at him. The bullets bounce off and hit Obelix, who seems also to be immune to the spray of bullets but thats because they were slowed down when ricocheting off of Diotoir. Diotoir now goes on the aggressive, scooping Claus feet and tipping him over. The Claus falls forward with a grunt and right on top of Diotoir, who carries him over to Obelix. Obelix puts both hands together and brings them down hard on the Claus head. The head is crumpled completely and Claus cant see. He stumbles about randomly and is suddenly trampled by a herd of winged zebras. The robotic reindeer cry out in fear before jumping off the stage to their doom.

Diotoir advances to Round 2!

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And now for a fight that me, Melissa, and Martijn have been eagerly awaiting! :proud:

Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell.

House fighters are Tira and Ancalagon.

Ming smirks. She fingers the handle of one of her katanas, anticipating the arrival of the opponent. No little winged rodent could possibly conjure up enough power to defeat her, she smiles. Suddenly, a vortex opens up in the air, and Ming stares at it. Its surrounded by fire and is a black even blacker than the deepest night. And out of the vortex flies a bat.
The said bat is huge. Its massive, hairy body is flanked by two giant leathery wicked wings, which when spread out make a wingspan of 75 feet. Its eyes are a deep crimson and its long fangs are stained red. It gives a sickening screech as its clawed feet strike out at Ming who whisks away behind the bat. The bat turns, but Ming jumps at the head and slashes the nose of the creature with her katanas. However, the skin and hide of even the nose of the bat seems to be impenetrable, and the scratch fades as the bat screeches again and tackles Ming. Ming dives away just in time, and lets fly a beam of light from her katanas as she brings them down into the ground. The beams strike the beat dead center but again the bat is uninjured by the assault. Ming frowns; this fight isnt going how she wanted it to. The bat waits for its prey to come near, and bares its fangs, hoarsely growling. Ming chants a prayer, but the resulting wave from above also is uneffective. The bat charges and finally is able to pin Ming. It screeches again, in her face. Ming again chants a prayer, and this time her katanas glow blue instead of white. She plunges them into the bats stomach, and finally the bat is fazed. The katanas pierce the hide and seek into the innards of the hell-sent creature. The bat roars in pain and blows itself backwards, Mings weapons still stuck in its belly. Ming then takes out a steel fan and slashes the bat right from the head to the belly. Needless to say, the bat keels from the sky and lands head-first into the stage floor, defeated. The katanas dislodge from the bats belly and lay in front of Ming. The vortex reappears and sucks the bat back into the fiery depths of hell. Ming breathes heavily, and then stands up, more than surprised at the power of her opponent even though she beat him.

Ming Higurashi advances to Round 2!

More soon! :proud:

Woo! Two out of two!

Well, may as well post some tactics for my next fight.

Half-eaten Bacon Sandwich V Professor Vengance

The Prof will go to eat the sandwich, at which point the sandwich will use its KUNG-FU POWER! WAPOW! to lodge a crumb in the Professors brain. Its a pretty big crumb, so itll kill him.