Tim robotourny2005

my armour which i forgot to mention is a new ti alloy called laerstiekafos which is 20 times stroger than diamond but its lighter than a feather so it can be 20000mm thick so it makes the robot almost indstructable

This is going to be the best tourny ever.

Well that was unexpected... Surely a bot tributed to me must be a pushybot. :P This errr... tourney looks fun so maybe Ill enter later. :proud:

My socks might consider entering too.

NAME: The Toni Tribute Robot
WEIGHT: 75 kg
SPEED: 2 mph
WEAPON: A potato launcher and a box which says Y dammit
SRIMECH: Nah
SUMMARY: Random pile of crap
WHEELS: Nope
TRACKS: Nope
WALKER: Yep
STRENGTHS: Potatos are scarried
WEAKNESS: No armour
Dave, weve discussed this before. Enough with this toni bullshit. Its not funny, and you and some assholes from ARC are the only ones who DO find it funny. Ive made you stop in the past, and I can easily do it again. So knock it off already.

Name: The Tony Tribute Robot
Weight: 100kg
Speed: 1mph
Weapon: An annoying sound system that says Ill rape you
Srimech: Arms that will push it upright.
Summary: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wheels: Yes
Tracks: Yes
Walker: Yes
Strengths: You want to run screaming when you hear it talk.
Weakness: It is vunerable to the letter I.

kay Alex MandW cause im away on holiday from monday to friday ur in charge and the deadlines next wednesday

u can do real robots

and now heres some more house robots
typhoon 2
the incredible bulk
and compass uni-directional big an 726kg robot with a srimech a half body spinner and on the back is a lifter

so the first round is just an big melee cause the real thing starts in lets see the 15th of september

now lets see the death arena in action house robots typhoon 2,the incredible bulk,compass unidirectional big,m2,atomic 2 and grovity roboteers stand by 3,2,1 activate
and their off and deadly dyrant has walked into the pit switch the pit is down and crap has shunted crapper into the pit and deadly dyrant has kicked crap into the pit and hes fell down. Grovity has tossed the toni tribute amw over he self rights. Da plastic bag seems to be knocked out he drove suicidaly into pies disk and he went flying.

Kustom seems to be having technical problems hes drove straight into pie and they both seem to be knocked out.


5 minutes are remaining in this melee and if youve just joined us crap,craper,da plastic bag,deadly dyrant,pie and kustom are all knocked out and add to that the toni tribute robot amw who just got tossed out of the arena by grovity and all of the robots are in 101s cpz so all the house robots come in and clean up the mess.


101 has got killed by ratel so grovity and m2 and atomic 2 all toss him oota and all of the audience it that area are squashed and the match is called off.

so the aj bot,doom of the aj bot,space colony fark ,mattys pants,tttrap and the tttrds are the robots remaining and a split decision leaves mattys pants to win and the judge who didnt want him to win gets my brothers sock and the smell kills the judge

(Message edited by dogbot4000 on September 03, 2005)

Good grief...

Was this an actual battle?

What is your problem?

I call Firestorm.

I call a potato

if anyone wants any complaining about me dont say it here oh yeah martin isnt allowed nor is aj thank you. Oh yeah you can go on your little spazzy talk thing now.

Im so pleased I understood all of that message as I am sure it was a really worthwile read.

Why cant we say it here? What have I done? And whos Martin?

if anyone wants any complaining about me dont say it here oh yeah martin isnt allowed nor is aj thank you. Oh yeah you can go on your little spazzy talk thing now.


Dear, oh dear.... *gets red pen out*

Should begin with a capital letter.
dont has an apostrphe in it.
Full stop after here.
Capital letter for oh.
Martyns name was spelt wrong... ITS Y DAMNIT! :proud:
Apostrphe in isnt.
Capital letters for AJ.

3/10. Could do better....

Battle: 0/10. Holy flying f.......

...armers?

There were some machines in that fight you didnt even mention! :P

I give this battle a grade of F.

F-CITY! F-CITY! F-CITY! F-CITY!

I have seen better battles written by a dog

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHey would it make you happy if III wrote 3 words per paragraph anyway from now on someone can edit my battles and make them better if thats ok with you lot oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus and IIIII keep on doing plenty of capitals because of daniels letter oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus:P

...what? :S

Man, even the Enigma machine couldnt decode what youre trying to tell us, Timothy. :proud:

Timothy: I think the best thing for you to do is go to the ARC, where the robot stats arent as detailed and you dont have to write any battles...

then start off with writing Jesus with a capital J Timmy...

and stop spamming

small note, how the **** are we supposed to edit your battles? if we were able to edit your posts, every post were you disrespected someone here would have probably been edited by now

edit: Daniels idea aint that bad, at ARC, the robots are alot more easy to create, and will realistic no matter what, and you dont have to write battles indeed

(Message edited by MajinB on September 04, 2005)

Well say what you like. That was the best fight Kustoms ever been in:proud:

Well if you werent being disrespectful to me(Daniel whos banned from this tourny and AJ can come into this tourney again)then I wouldnt need to be disrespectful to you.
Plus can people give me ideas about a good fight then we wouldnt have this crappy talk now would me.

Thats a whole load off mine mind. Thanks Frank Wahoo!

(Message edited by dogbot4000 on September 04, 2005)

Daniel whos banned from this tourny...

Oh no! Please let me join, oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus. :lame:

Nah, Tim wont like the american system, its too complex for him to understand.

Blackadder, go back to the panic attack forum and spam there for ever and ever.

Timothy: I think the best thing for you to do is go to the ARC, where the robot stats arent as detailed and you dont have to write any battles...

Noooo! Dont tell him about ARC!

http://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/forumhttp://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/forum

Have fun! :proud:

NO WAIT! Next season for ARC 4, it is going to become a whole load more complicated. The stats you see now; Speed, Torque, Weapon and Armour, are now going to be split in sub-categories as well as dimensions included.

Lets not forget that you have to Role-Play or post tactics about your fights. Where the RPs have to be extremely diverse picking on ifs whens and how the battle is going to be played. Consider this place, a lot less detailed than ARC.

No please, send him off to ARC! They deserve it!

They deserve it? Tony, just shut the f*ck up. Im tired of your bitching and whining of how ARC was mean to you. The thing was, you honestly made shitty designs that would not work and moaned whenver anyone made a sarcastic or light-hearted or obviously untrue statement.

Seriously, those designs would not work. Who are you to say that they would? Why were you actually arguing that a design would work, against people who have built and seen actual robots in combat and in the pits. People who have seen the blueprints of robots being made. Your designs were based on what you though might work, on a whim but they honestly would not.

Then you started bitching to people when they told you that they wouldnt. Over at ARC, people were tired of it and decided to just mess with your because you werent really worth it. It was fun seeing you explode over a little thing like a missplaced I or something of that kind. Toni, your problem is you need to control your goddamn temper and stop blaming it on someone else.

(Message edited by Siphai on September 04, 2005)

hmmm....another jolly day on the FRA.....

However I suggest you take serious look at fights in other tournies to see their writing style. (PS The Wars incarnate do NOT constitue a valid system for writing robot fights on). Try lookign at the majors such as VFT, PTT and NSBFL for a better idea.

PS. What exactly happened to ratel?

ARC still sucks. No matter how many ways the points thing are divided it still wont be realistic. I could have 10 Eteks but would get pushed by everything because I have a torque of 1! Whats the sense in that?

Try persuading me again when the RPs and points systems have gone...

Y damnit!
Why dont YOU shut the fuck up, moron? I can hate ARC if i god damn fucking WANT to. Yeah, youre right: A design wont work just ebacuse I built it. I cant hate arc beacuse they are god almighty and give you blowjobs for free. I can hate ARC if I god damn want to and LEAVE if im fed up with picture whoring.

Picture whoring? Dude, there was no picture whoring. You designs and pictures just did not work.