If elected we will ensure that Victoria Beckham will be force fed greasy chips until she reaches 28 stone and we will pass an act of parliament to ensure that she NEVER sings another note again EVER
Oh what a winner :proud:
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If elected we will ensure that Victoria Beckham will be force fed greasy chips until she reaches 28 stone and we will pass an act of parliament to ensure that she NEVER sings another note again EVER
Oh what a winner :proud:
But then she wouldnt be NEARLY as hot!
Anthony, youre sick you cant help it :proud:
im with karoline on that one... i will gladly be the one to force feed her lol
If your party wins, ill happily help :p
Or should i have said that id...chip in? *badum tish* :p
The Lard Law - I will also include the entire female cast of Desparate Housewives. Theyre all size 10 or under! How desparate is that for goodness sake?!
Make kissing each other on the cheek and saying mmmmwwwaaa mmmmwwwaaa at the same time shall be punishable by exile to Benin but this time wearing large itchy woollen underpants.
All grannies and grandads (if they dont have any of their own) must wear teeth at all times and ensure that they fit properly.
(Serious politics here) We promise to bring back a Robot Wars type show back to a main TV channel (except C5) but on our terms :proud:
Vote CRAP because we hate chavs.
Scott will not be in politics due to his lack of musical skill, instead taking the permanent No.1 spot with whatever crap he wants to release this week.
He will also play tambourine in The Band That Wasnt There. And cowbell.
I have a fever, and the only solution is MORE. COWBELL.
The Party That Wasnt There
Oh we wish.......
....more chips anyone?
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Cant Really Abide Politics Party
If elected i will ban Chris from using his bad puns on public forums lol
We in the Liberal LEMocrats dont believe in using an overkill of stupid promises we cant possibly keep to sway voters. Were better than that. So nyah. :lame:
So vote Lib LEM for the real robotic alternative. £25,000 for for the first 1000 voters. :wink:
Im sorry, but many have tried to stop my puntastic punnyness but all have failed miserably. You would be no exception.
Thats right. Hes the forum MoP, here to make a clean sweep, and brush aside all opposition:)
The above is a taste of whats coming to you all if you dont vote the Boring party:wink:
ohhhhhhhhhhhh Frank we are all soooo scared
Vote Liberal LEMocrats or be forced to live with my terrible spelling and lack of punctuation for the next 4 years
The ironic thing is, that sentence was spelt perfiktly:P
Oh the Humanity!
Vote the Boring Party or suffer an egg-scrutiating pun-nishment :p
lol i think the world can cope with Martyns bad spelling and chriss bad puns.... Karoline still has my vote
I will give everybody who votes for the No Good Can Come of This Party the entire contents of William Gates wallet :)
hint: can peopel actually go and vote now?
Time for one more snappy slogan.....
Cant Really Abide Politics?
Vote us in and youll never have to vote again.
Vote us, and youll get free food. ANd a copy of our sexy posters.
But your idea of sexy is Victoria Beckham. Id rather have Victoria Sponge. Also a plate of custard creams does not qualify as food whether its free or not!!!
..WHo said anything about THAT kind of sexy? And who said I was going to give out those? :proud:
Youre not giving out (whispers) -2>rude posters are you?
You didnt see the offical Liberal LEMocratic poster I posted last page, did you? Thats it.
Yes I did and if you look very closely at the thumb it looks like.......well I cant say what it looks like here - could be the foreshortening effect that does it :wink:
LOL your al trying sooo hard and taking this soooo seriously lol
Well Bex gets my vote for not giving a XXXX :)
lol oh Karoline your so kind...
Well I dont give a XXXXX. Thats one more X, so therefore I win:proud:
No, theres no logic there. Dont try and see it.
Franks, im not even going to argue with you if it means soooooo much for you to win
Here Frank, have a custard cream and sit still :proud:
Biscuit?!
*POUNCE*
it really doesnt take alot to keep you happy does it Frank?
Yes it does. A lot of biscuits:)
Its all very well enjoying making up ideas but can people actually vote now, otherwise it kidna defeats the entire point in this. please. You dont have to stop making up stuff once youve voted. But you can;t vote for yuorself.
5.3 million votes for Bex :)
ok, cos i like some of the celeb ideas as well as the spanking PC do gooders in public :p, im gonna vote for the CRAP party.
gee thanks. :proud: