VRW Series 2 (Again)

My tourney days are over

Thats what you said a while ago Mark.

And since then youve done 3 tournies inlcuing this crap

Piece De Resistance
Weight: Depends, normally 57.3kg
Dimensions: Vary, see below
Shape: A two layered box, with boggly eyes and a crash helmet on top and a snow shovel sticking out of the front.
Colour: Silver, with red and yellow bits
Drive: Depends
Speed: Depends
Ground Clearance: Depends
Armour: Fibreglass over an old microwave
Weaponry: The snow shovel at the front, spikes at the rear
Notes: This appears on the surface to be the normal Piece De Resistance, the robot which made a brief appearance in series 2 as one of the most fun and sporting entries and failed miserably in the trials...however things have changed. Piece De Resistance is not one robot.
Instead, it is a gestalt entity of several million individual Piece De Resistance robots, each weighing less than a hundredth of a gram, that are capable of forming themselves into any size they wish. Because of this, the capabilities of the robot vary, as it is possible with the nanotechnology and dark forces for it to become the best machine in the entire world, with the best drive motors, the best weaponry power, and the best armour. They react to what the combat environment throws at them, and so can defeat any robot and self right from any position. This also means it is infinitely variable itself, and tiny Piece De Resistances invisible to the naked eye were recently found to have caused the Black Death, while a version 60,000,000 tons in weight was rumoured to have defeated Godzilla in his last takeover attempt of Tokyo before he retired to live off merchandising revenue.
It is speculated that ancient cave paintings in France do not depict the human body and hunting animals, but rather were a signal to other early humans to avoid the area after a fifty foot high Piece De Resistance decimated the population.

And three random realies, please.

(Message edited by joeychevron on May 21, 2008)

Guess whos back,
back with a flush,
your gonna need one hell of a TOILET BRUSH
Its TEAM LITERALLY CRAP!

Name: Cow Pat 2
Shape: May Vary
Weight: May Vary
Weapon: Stench
Armour: Crusty outer-layer

Name: Lord Turd-ius 2
Shape: Turd
Weight: 100kg
Weapon: Toilet Brush stuck through the middle.
Armour: Nice creamy surface

Name: Diarrhoea 2
Shape: Liquid
Weight:100kg
Weapon: Poo
Armour: Poo

Name: The one that wont go down 2
Shape: Toilet
Weight: 100kg
Weapon: Flush
Armour: Its Crap, literally

oh no

Oh yes :lame:

How many times do I need to repeat myself, Male Kram? GO AWAY!

Mark Elam, youre such a Male Kram

Liam, you need to post your stats in this format:


Name:
Weight:
Shape:
Colour:
Dimensions(cm):
Drive:
Locomotion:
Armour:
Speed:
Ground Clearance:
Turning Circle:
Weapon:
Srimech:

Ok?

Also, Here are our entries so far:

Dave Sheppard
1. Out of Touch
2. Blatant Clone
3. Boxy 2
4. The Pie-Crushing Tosser

Joey McConnell
1. Piece De Resistance
2. Stealth
3. Abaddon
4. Humdrum

Liam Eliot
1. Cow Pat 2
2. Lord Turdius 2
3. Diarrhea 2
4. The One That Wont Go Down 2

We still need 5 more people to enter rediculously possible, yet extremely crazy, robots.

Liam, you need to post your stats in this format

Ummm... NO

Ok.

I think Ill add 2 rediculous realie teams:

Team 1
1. Lightning
2. Cunning Plan
3. Shell Shock (S7)
4. Vader

Team 2
1. Razer
2. Chaos 2
3. Terrorhurtz
4. Brutus Maximus

Ok, well have a vote:

Those who want me to fill the remaining spots with realies, say yes.

For those who dont want realies, and are willing to wait for more people to enter, say no.