Swannys Bar

I have been asked to give all patrons of Mr Swans fine establishment due notice.
When the head bar-maid and chief of in-house security returns from instructing her Friday evening self defence class she will be making a random inspection of patrons ID and conducting a search for offencive weapons. If any patrons are found to be either under-age or in posession of anything dodgy they will be removed from the premises (by force if required) and served with life ban from chez Swan. I addition she wishes to point out that being a chav or any chav-like conduct will also result in removal (and probaly a right good seeing to once outside!)
(and I understand LJ is top of the list!! :proud:)

oh cool geoff form an orderly que. me first for battering LJ :)

Ill enter, and drinks all round please. Mines a Westons organic Draught vintage cider please.

so we have

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
dave weston

you and jenny doing anything tuesday evening geoff.

Leos buying drinks this round - god ill be busy.
*Hands everyone their drink of their choice*
Make sure you all thank Leo!

Mr Stu

so now we are getting a good croud in....

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
dave weston
leo van miert

quiz will start at 830pm tuesday night so dont be late. still anyone can join in for the swannys bar pub quiz with prizes and everything :)

Right, Im in house. Firstly there will be a spot i.d check. *walks around the bar, stops infront of lj* I.D please. Also are you carrying any offensive weapons? and has anyone seen the cue ball?

put the que ball back L:J