HUZZAH! Zelda is amongst my most hated things ever! :D
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HUZZAH! Zelda is amongst my most hated things ever! :D
(Utterly random interjection)
Surely theres some more significant things you could hate? Like war or world poverty or something? Why bother hating it? lol Its not like anyones been forcing you to play it, lol.
Actually, I like both of them equally. But there could only be one winner.
Well, well, it seems Ming might actualy have some competition this time.... NOT. She is quite skillful when it comes to dealing with things that are nto even alive!!
Besides, she has the power to use electrical attacks and can easily fry their circuts before they take two steps.
might wanna re-think your moves there Steve. :mrgreen:
Ahh, but Cybermen can use electrical attacks too, mdear. All they need to do is touch a person with one hand and theyre barbecue chicken. And good luck sustaining enough energy to wipe out three billion or so of the metal buggers. :wink:
@ Melissa & Steve - dont be overconfident. ANYTHING can happen here. :proud:
Ill post the fights soon.
Id still like to know why people bother posting tactics when the fights are usually ended by something random anyway:proud:
I use the tactics for fillers. :proud:
A pirate vs. Mini Fridge
House fighters are Asterix & Taki.
The pirate isnt really happy now that hes thrown his possessions away, and is certainly down in the dumps, as you might say. The pirate randomly lurches forwards, stumbling around in a kind of stupor. Not that itll do him any good, but maybe its a sort of dance...or not, as the pirate trips over himself and crashes oonto Asterixs house of sticks. Asterix emits a howl of rage and retaliates by mashing the pirate in the kisser with a supercharged fist, sending the lily-livered keelhauler sprawling to the ground. The pirate decides that Asterix is actually the opponent and fights with him, resulting in him getting beaten to a pulp, but still not defeated owing to the fact that he is still functional in many areas, not excluding his spine and his mental capabilities. He then spots a lone fridge at the end of the arena. As Asterix comes forward with another swinging blow the pirate ducks under the fist and leaps at the fridge, ripping open the door with such ferocity that the door comes off. Spotting a bottle of Captain Morgans rum he goes wide-eyed, and spluttering with glee he reaches for it. However, due to the stupidity of the pirate he does not realize that a titanium fist has sprang from the depths of the fridge and a WHAM and CRACK! tell us that the mandible of the pirate has been broken neatly. Asterix catches up to the pirate a second later and finishes the job, and all thats left of the pirate is an eye-patch. Weird, because the pirates eyes were both fine.
Mini-Fridge advances to Round 3!
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Arael vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
House fighters are Ancalagon & Cortez.
The angel of light attacks off the bat, sending shafts of lightnings down on the rapper. Blaze grabs his trusty shotgun and fires a carefully aimed barrel at the angel head, however Arael is able to fry the bullet to an itty bitty crisp before it comes within 100 metres. Blaze starts busting some moves before ducking for cover under the angels dive bomb attack; unfortunately for Arael the attack carried the angel too far and it collides with Ancalagon the Black. Cortez looks on as Arael rises up and it and Ancalagon stare each other down. Then, suddenly both their wings eject from their backs and they blast into the air, attacking each other with tooth, lightnings, claw, and flame. Blaze thinks its only fair, and so challenges Cortez to battle. Cortez accepts, and without hesitation slams his rapier down on Blazes head; however Blaze dives away in time. In the above battle, Ancalagon and Arael are in locked combat. Arael strikes Ancalagons belly but thats useless seeing as its completely armoured with mithril and galvorn scales. Ancalagon answers with a chomp to the neck. Arael screams and grips Ancalagons own wings as they topple from the sky and with an almighty crash collapse onto the platform; thankfully the adamantium coating prevents any tumult. Blaze isnt doing too shabby; hes timed Cortezs movements and is able to perfectly avoid any damage from the pirate kings attacks. However Cortez tackles him out of sheer rage and Blaze is piledrived into the ground hard. But thats all right, because the dive bomb from Ancalagon was too much for the angel of light and it exploded in glowing shards, and the glittering dust fades away into nothingness.
Blaze Ya Dead Homie advances to Round 3!
The Ming vs. Cybermen fight will be up soon.
(Message edited by kodster on May 14, 2007)
Ming Higurashi vs. Cyberman Army
House fighters are Hamlet & Big Mac.
Ming looks nervous; its herself versus about 3 billion Cybermen, and thats not counting all the Cybermats that they have. So to make things fair, Hamlet travels back in time, and forwards too, and brings back an army of 2,999,999,999 containing British, French, Danish, and Scottish soldiers, Borgs and Klingons, Dwarves, Elves, Hobbits, and even the Cybermens enemies, the Daleks, all soldiers of which holding an usually powerful weapon. An all-out war results, and shortly thereafter Ming meets with the Cybercommander mid-battle. Bitter is the confrontation, as Ming summons a continuous blast of fire from the heat of a thousand suns, however the Cybercommander teleports away. He then fires a death ray from his chest but Ming easily avoids it. Down below, most of the forces have been destroyed by the Cybermen, but Hamlet throws himself into the fray, carving a passage through his destruction, and the tides turn. However, the Cybercommander simply speaks a few mouths into his wrist, and another 3 billion Cybermen arrive. Hamlet repeats bringing more armies, and so its one big battle forever, unless either Ming or the Cybercommander are destroyed. However Ming doesnt seem to be doing that well anymore, as the Cybercommander is somehow draining her energy. She falls to her knees, and the Cybercommander is about to stomp on her when suddenly the Danish prince hurls himself at the commander and tackles him into a battle between a few of his own soldiers and some Daleks and Elves. It seems that Hamlet has taken a liking to the female part-human, and goes red, but he doesnt have time to express his feelings as suddenly the Cybercommander bursts away from the assault and advances on Ming, who is still critically weakened. Hamlet tries to intervene but suddenly is caught by some cybermats and thrown to the ground. The Cybercommander grabs Ming roughly and countless numbers of volts stream through her; normally this would have been the end but Ming is, shall I say, unnatural. She smiles slightly, to the shock of the Cybercommander, and pressing her own hands against the Cybercommander is able to direct the current right back into the Cybercommanders own death ray, which consequently char-broils the metallic general to a crisp. He is just about to give up when he spots a big mac lying in front of him. He scarfs it down in one bite. If he had been a little smarter he wouldve realized that, for one, hes a robot that shouldnt eat organic things, and two, that was the house fighter Big Mac. Suddenly a pair of lungs appear in the metallic body of the Cybercommander. Ming suspects this since there is actually breath, and with the last of her strength, molds some molten rock and metal around the mouth of the Cybercommander, who, despite scrabbling his hands around the molten gag, is unable to remove the suffocating mass of solid substance and the head is blown off in a shower of sparks. Steve and Prof. Vengeance groan in the crowd.
Ming Higurashi advances to Round 3!
/me is doing the chicken dance of joy! :rofl: