Just a question since i know tony is off the american boards, are we going to get dqed ifwe dont rp or post tactics as its called over here?
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Just a question since i know tony is off the american boards, are we going to get dqed ifwe dont rp or post tactics as its called over here?
No, you wont be.
Alright, Scotty-do has done my fight. They should be up VERY soon.
By the way, I dont know if Matty has been doing this, but can we see which arenas will be used beforehand so we can post more detailed tactics?
I know about the arenas, I just forgot them this week. So all matches are in the classic arena. Wont happen again.
In that case if its not too late, my tactics are to feed CoH to the house robots then try to pit it.
Alright, I got it done. Sorry about the delay.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, or should I say gentlemen, as there dosent apeer to be a female in the audience today? Oh wait, theres one! Its none other than a Kody Kunz, who happens to be a man, a man, and a woman! Okay, enough bad jokes. Onto the fight!
Barberous 2, entered by Tom Roper is a very nasty machine. It has a very strong and unique weapon, which has taken it to be the fourth seed of this war. However, its poor speed and armor could cost it seriously in a fight agisnt a spinner, and that happens to be who Barberous is fighting today? Will power previal over speed?
And over here, is a very intresting clusterbot that could pose a threat, Chris Coopers Vampire Twins. These things are quite fast for middleweights, having a 15mph speed. The weapon, a pair of drills on each robot, packs more of a punch than you could think, as well. Not quite enough to damage anti-spinners, however. The skirts also give them very low ground clearence. Its main downfall is its armor, which isnt the greatest of protection at 5mm titanium.
But will their speed and power make up for the loss in defense?
House Robots: Pearcer and Dynamite Tee-Hee!
3...2...1...ACTIVATE!
The Vampire Twins split as Barberous gets up to speed! Tom drives Barberous aroud, trying to avoid one of the twins until hes decently spun up. Chris has other plans than to be hit by the weapon at full RPM, however, and has sent one twin after Barberous the second they split. Tom has mixed emotions about this stragety as the two collide.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP! There goes the drills on Twin number one! However, Barberous has taken quite a blow itself, perhaps due to the terrible plastic armoring! Barberous is having problems staying at full speed now, as Tom has a disgusted expression on his face, mashing the controller in a attempt to finish twin number one off. But twin number one has moved out of the way of harm, and Twin number two takes advantage of this and rams into Barberous 2!
Thats ANOTHER hole into Barberous, slowing the weapon down and making it even harder to spin up and stay at a certian speed! Chris smiles as he sends Twin one to push the messed up Barberous into Dynamite Tee-Hee!s CPZ! Dynamite Tee-Hee impales Barberous with the lance, and then starts making a barbequed Barberous, setting the plastic on fire! Tom is shocked as he puts his controller down, knowing he cant do anything else. Dynamite Tee-Hee is happy as it goes back into its CPZ.
Chris sends the twins into the pit release, and then they start to push Barberous, who is now rolling along the floor, actually dousing the flames a bit [A little lesson for all those people on fire, such as a certian Scott Anderson; Stop, drop, and Roll actually DOES work!] and eventually, Barberous 2 is pitted!
The Vampire Twins move on!
Coming up next, Gemini VS Denial!
I take no credit for this fight, as it was written by our very own Scott. Any credit for this, talk to Scott. Thee good thing about having a sub writer, is that if the fights are bad, then the SUB takes the blame, not you. So if you hate the fight, talk to scott. :P
Dudes and dudettes, welcome to another riveting episode of Politzi€™s Fic Wars 3! Today we have the mini-Chaos 2s of Gemini against the battering ram of Denial! The arena today is the classic arena. Will Gemini prove that two flippers are better than one, or will Denial deny Gemini a chance to make it through to the next round? Let€™s find out!
3€¦2€¦1€¦ACTIVATE! Gemini splits up while Denial drives straight towards the twins! Denial collides with one twin and starts to slam it into the side of the arena but the other twin slides under the 5mm side ground clearance of Denial and flips! Denial isn€™t hindered, however, as it is invertible and therefore impervious to flippers such as Geminis€™. Denial decides to copy Razer€™s tactic of concentrating on one twin and again scoops up one twin and drives it towards the arena pit button! But alas, just before it reaches the pit release button Gemini 1 slips off the side of the scoop, spins around and flips Denial onto the arena wall, where it gets jammed! Tony and Bob (who is controlling the other Gemini) wait for Refbot to count out Denial, but to their dismay Refbot frees Denial! Now Tony is even more pissed off than when someone spells his name with an €œI€ or makes Italian jokes! Still, blinded by the rage of a lava lamp, he and Bob both drive forward to do Gemini€™s party trick, and with two massive flips, Denial is out of the arena!
GEMINI wins by doing a little tag-team terror on DENIAL! I think the lack of active weaponry was somehow the nail in the coffin for Denial, while Gemini goes through to the next round!
Come one, come all, to the next battle of Fowler Fic Wars series 3? You guys want some cool intro, dont you? Too bad, mattys not here and Im not good at these things. So lets go to the fight!
Over here, we have a very versitle bot from Dave Sheppard, Seggy the Third. It has all sorts of weapons, and I THINK Dave has used weapon 1h [IM me if im incorrect for a rewrite, Dave] Which is a scoop to push robots around. However, those wheels are exposed from the top, and Lookie here, theres a axebot hes fighting? Could Seggy the third be Seggy the Last?
And over HERE, a amazingly powerful axebot from Scott Anderson, the one and the only, Glasglow Kiss. IT has wedges everywhere, a very cool paintjob, and a nasty axe. His oppoment has exposed wheels, which is a benefit, but will its major pushing power disadvantage give Glasglow Kiss the Goodnight Kiss?
House robotsBuzz-Flight Gear and Ringlets
3...2...1...ACTIVATE!
Seggy the Third is on the rush with its great Speed and acelleration, and Scott turns to try and face him with the axe. WHAM, theres one hit, but its only a flesh wound for Dave. Scott backs up, but Seggy is closing in, and Scott sees if he can get one more shot in...BAM! The axe has peirced the top left wheel on Seggy! 3 wheels and about a half one will seriously make controlling harder for Dave.
Seggy continues to push Glasglow Kiss, getting EVER Closer to Ringletss CPZ...and Gets there! Scott is in trouble now as he tries to get away, but Ringlets has hit him already! WHOOOOSH! Glasglow Kiss is sent FLYING away out of the CPZ and is in the middle of the arena with a very very NASTY open side panel! Scott drives GK over to Seggy again, and hits the same wheel again! Daves machine is now relived of one wheel!
Seggy Tries to go forwards, but slightly turns again! Scott takes the opportunity to aim the axe at another one of Seggys wheels! BANG! That ones got a huge hole in it as well and now provides next to no traction! The tables have turned now, as Scott is pushing Seggy to Buzz-Flight Gear! Dave tries to drive off Scotts wedge, but to no avail. Scott drives out of the CPZ and lets Buzz-Flight Gear have his fun! The wedge slips under, and hits the lower right wheel on Seggy, tearing the rubber off, leaving just the hub!
Buzz-Flight Gear drives forwardm and Seggy falls off. Dave is mashing his controller, but can only go one direction. Scott starts hammering at the top armor, and eventually, he goes right through the top, making a hole! Glasglow Kiss hammers in the hoel a few more times, and Seggy stops spinning its wheels, trying to go somewhere! Glasglow Kiss activates the pit, but whats this? Ringlets comes out of its CPZ and slams into Seggys side, tearing up the side armor a lot and sends it spiriling in the pit! Dave sighs as Scott finally gets a win!
CEASE
Glasglow Kiss wins! The top wheels on Seggy proved to be a hassle here, as they were exposed to the amazingly powerful axe on Glasglow Kiss. Rubber has nothing on such a axe! Better luck next time, Dave, and weve got one more fight to go!
Tony:
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Weapon 3 - Wheel shields to protect the wheels from axes, these are weighed so that once flipped the shields cover the other wheels.
Not complaing or nothing :proud:
Not Sportsman like, besides Seggy is being replaced with one of the unknown robots in MRW 5