crazy bots series 1 (the remake)

lian walsh: *dusts off the cobwebs on trenchcoat which is red 8) * welcome back and ive been chewing marbles for like
10 days so lets get on with it max green how the feelin


max: thanks lian, so kody how do you feel about this battle with final resting place
kody: not really bothered since the spinning ring is in the middle and its ground clearance is pretty high with the disc on
so stack the bugger 8)
max: you really are confident all the time arent you :?:
kody: yes, yes i am

max: wheres liam
liam: under these flippin cobwebs *bursts free*
max: your up against hexy D
liam: oh CRAP
max: what are your tactics
liam: spin, thats all i can do
max: get in there mate

lian walsh: LET THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pod one: kody/hexy
pod two: liam/frp

with a new intro

THE BOX IS LOCKED THE LIGHTS ARE ON ITS CRAZY BOT FIGHTIN TIME!!!!!! and the battle is in new font as welll :lol:

hexy races out of the traps and flips final resting place over and now flips it against the side
wall and goes to flip it out but only flips it back into mobillity again :shock: but it aint away from hexy who flips
again into shunt who powerslams frp with its axe BANG BANG, BANG BANG 4 holes on the top of the bot who
turns for safety to get itself up to speed but it cant as hexy is all over it like fly on manure :lol: :rofl: :lol:
now hexy flips it into the pit release button as dead metal comes in and tries to cut into hexy but not even a
scratch is left on hexy who flips frp over again and it appears to have stopped moving oh dear liam your frp is
out, as the countdown begins 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 but hexy is being chased by mr phsyco and sir killalot
but it pushes sir killalot into the pit CEASE

coming up next loki vs iron awe 6

major rule change: since i aint had time for this series it will only be 6 heats long

as the crazy bot games start next month :)

we return at heat c (1st 2 battles of heat d tommorrow along with the x-mas finals :) )

loki vs iron awe 6

3.2.1 ACTIVATE

loki gets off to a flying start spinning and hits ia6 in the side and sends it flying across the arena, but ia6 comes back
and flips loki on its backon the flame pit and lokis self righting bar is jammed in there and ia6 seems to be waiting for
them to self right but they cant as dead metal comes in the with the saw BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAT!!!!!!!! and not
even dead metal can get it off but ia6 flips them against the side wall and flips them up but they are balancing on the
brink of destruction now mr psycho picks up ia6 and spins it around and around and around and finally drops them as
shunt comes after ia6 but flips it over and now it flips loki oota CEASE

heat final

hexyD vs ia6

3 2 1 activate

ia6 the 1st to move and flips hexyD on its back but they self right and proceed to flip ia6 over again and again and they
push ia6 into the house robots and growler picks them up and slams them into the wall now hexy hits the pit release
as ia6 tries to fight its way out of growlers mouth but to now avail but hexy d comes in and flips them both over but
growler wont let go of ia6 now hexy d luanches growler into the air and against the wall and it finally lets go of ia6 who
gets under hexy d and launches them 8ft into the air and into the pit CEASE WHAT AND UPSET

heat e and f draws in a few mins :)

sorry they where short :( :|

mark due to dr acula retiring please choose a replacement :)

Lian, when I retire a robot after I enter it into a competition, it simply means that this'll be its last tourney. Besides, Dr. Acula hasn't fought in a year, so let's see how it fights!!!

heat e and f draws

vlad the impaler vs hydra vs exotherm (lewis) vs terra the 2nd(kody)

helix (liam) vs turbulance mk1(jack) vs ripper evo vs m.o.e

and the final heat draw

volde(liam) skull (lewis) vs envy vs terrorhurtz

1 hit wonder (mark) vs sugeon general(kody) vs bigger brother(jack) vs obsidian

sorry that its been reduced but simply have not time at the mo with 3 other tournies (the 2nd one which will be after
crazy bot games will be a full 96 bot fights with 12 heats instead of 6 :uhoh: :P :) :|

ok it will stay mark

1-hit Wonder vs Surgeon General vs Bigger Brother vs Obsidian

3 realies vs deadly spinner. Destroy Bigger Brother and Obsidian. Team-up Kody?

stuff it 1st 2 battles of heat d happening now

lockjaw vs smidsy vs dr acula vs killer b


3 2 1 ACTIVATE

smidsy the 1st to move gets under dr acula and hits it against the wall as killer b slams into the pit release and heads
for lockjaw and shoves it down the pit that was a quick knockout, meanwhile dr acula crushes into smidsy and pushes it
into shunt who smacks down with the axe and leaves a big hole in it, now killer b gets under smidsy and slams it against
the wall, as dr acula comes in on the unaware killer b and crushes through the top and the whole of the top armour has
caved in, now dr acula crumples into smidsy again and drops on the drop zone but it gets away, now dr acula grapples
the now lifeless killer b and dumps it on the drop zone where a safe drops on it, mangling the whole chassis now it is
pushed into the pit by smidsy CEASE

battle 2

mortis vs diotor vs big nipper vs dtk

3 2 1 ACTIVATE

mortis comes out of the traps at dtk (the heavyweight one) and slams its axe down and embedds it in dtk, meanwhile its
a shoving match between big nipper and diotor but big nipper flips the furball over on the flame pit, BARBECUED FUR!!!!!
but diotor self rights and pushes mortis, who has just got its axe out of dtk into the ppz but mortis gets out and goes
after big nipper and axes the hell out of it but big nipper lifts it onto its back but mortis self right and hammers dtk on
the top, now diotor hits the pit release and flips dtk over and pushes it over to the pit but dtk self rights and drives out
of the way making diotor drive into the pit, in the booth kody is laughing his head off meanwhile mortis chases dtk who
has turned its attention to big nipper and dtk flips it out CEASE

2nd round draw

dr acula vs dtk
smidsy vs mortis

Dr. Acula vs Dantomkia: Get to the back of Dantomkia, grab it, push it into the pit release button, pit it pronto. IF it escapes, grab it again and send it to the house robots, then pit it. Should be pretty easy.

Terra - get Vlad and Hydra down the pit or OOTA them.

Surgeon General - stay the bloody hell out of 1HW's way at the start. When it's hit something, move in and destroy the remaining robots. :P