i know what tom is on about
1234th post, how rare
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i know what tom is on about
1234th post, how rare
How rare indeed Mr Martyn.
Act 3, Scene 2
Final€™s time once more, as another 20 points is up for grabs in the tag team terror final
Novastorm & Flu-Bot the 2nd vs. Rigged & SD IV
In the red zone, we have Novastorm, which is waiting, as Chris€™ machine is out in the starting block. In the blue zone, we have SD IV again, with Rigged in the starting block with it€™s lifting arm.
The house robots today, we have No Hope from the AWTAS arena, and Matilda.
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2
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ACTIVE
And both robots are off€¦
€¦really, they are€¦
€¦come on this is getting stupid and your right, as finally the two robots meet after 20 seconds of top speed action from Rigged and Flu-Bot the 2nd, as both robots meet head-first and Flu-Bot the 2nd gets under€¦
€¦what, I€™m joking right, Rigged gets underneath Flu-Bot the 2nd, because the front wedge is lower than Flu-Bot the 2nd€™s, and the arm goes up, lifting up Flu-Bot. Chris fires the flipper, flipping himself away from Rigged and once more to self-right, as Rigged follows up the attack, and lifts Flu-Bot up and over, a quick self-right from Chris€™ machine, puts Flu-Bot behind Rigged, as he drives into the rear of Rigged and up the rear wedge.
Meanwhile, SD IV has been caught coming out of the square, just enough so that Novastorm moves forward a tad, with the bar not spinning this match to save on battery power. Rigged pushes Flu-Bot the 2nd backwards, as Chris fires the flipper to get away, and self-rights, near the starting square, as Chris drives towards SD-IV as it€™s out of the square, and hasn€™t been tagged€¦
€¦Let€™s go Crazy, Tony says, as he comes shooting out of his square, straight towards SD IV, as Steve is facing a two-way battle here, as Rigged is coming up slowly behind, as SD IV tries to get away, but is pinned against the wall. Flu-Bot the 2nd gets in underneath and flips SD IV over the fence and onto the camera track. Rigged slams in underneath the rear of Flu-Bot the 2nd, as Novastorm turns onto Rigged, as Flu-Bot hops away, Novastorm comes into Rigged, not getting underneath, but as the two robots are stopped, neither under each other, as Rigged is trying to come away from the corner, but both Flu-Bot and Novastorm are on it, but neither is getting underneath Rigged, as the 3-way party is heading over nearer and nearer to the CPZ, with Matilda looking very nice, as Rigged can€™t get away, because Novastorm will only catch it, as Rigged turns, as Novastorm does another turn, hitting the wedges and pushing it by wedge to wedge action.
No Hope comes rolling over the arena to join Matilda in the CPZ, as Rigged tries to get away from the sudden doom of Matilda€™s flywheel, and No Hope€™s Ultimate wedge which is ranked 0th on the list. Rigged turns and comes onto the attack of Novastorm, but Tony turns and runs away, as Flu-Bot the 2nd is behind Rigged, trying to get underneath, but failing, as Novastorm cuts into the front, it€™s a battle of wedges, as Rigged gets underneath Novastorm and lifts Novastorm onto it€™s back, Flu-Bot the 2nd breaks a swear and gets underneath Novastorm and self-rights it from right under Rig€™s nose. Sex and drugs and Rock and roll is very good indeed.
The clock is ticking down, as Novastorm rams into Rigged once more, forcing it sideways, wedge to wedge tip, but is it all two little too late, as Flu-Bot the 2nd fires the flipper, as Rigged breaks free and gets underneath Flu-Bot the 2nd, allowing some time for Novastorm, as it drives up the front and underneath the arm, as Flu-Bot is over. Will the two teenage girls in the front row stop kissing each other, this is a family show. Thank you, save your kissing each other till after the fight. Novastorm is holding up the lifter on Rigged, as Flu-Bot comes in and manages to do a flip on the arm, as it is fired up with some force, as both robots are hopped off the front, as Rigged comes down.
Cease
All 3 robots are moving, as SD IV is out, meaning that by RW rules, the win would automatically go to Novastorm & Flu-Bot the 2nd, but as this is me, it€™s to the judges, and the two teenage girls are kissing each other once more, really, doesn€™t it make you sick that some of the more beautiful girls are gay:
Novastorm & Flu-Bot the 2nd/SD IV & Rigged
Aggression: 11/4
Damage: 7/8
Control: 7/8
Style: 5/10
Teamwork (For this area, the team which worked best as a team gets the marks, but it€™s an automatic 5 mark taken away for the team who broke the tag team rule the most): 12:3 before €¦ 7/8.
Total: 37/38
In a 38-37 decision, the winner goes to Rigged and SD IV, on the tag team rule.
The League Board, after 3 acts
Current Score Board (At end of Act 3)
1 - Tom R - 20 points **
2 - Tony - 18 points ***
2 - Steve - 18 points ***
4 - Andy H- 12 points **
5 - Chris M - 8 point **
6 - Martyn - 7 points **
7 - Andy J- 6 points **
8 - Aaron - 5 points *
9 - Alex - 4 points *
10 - Chris C - 3 points *
11 - Matt H - 2 point **
12 - Daniel - 1 point *
The stars are acts entered.
Act 4 info up in a moment.
ACT 4
The Final Act and the final style of stats for all you to work out for.
The stats needed are the same for FRW Carnage on the old panic attack forum, as this was the first tournament to mix a (very crude) points system up with stat-stats.
Requirements
Robot Name:
Weight:
Chassis shape:
Wheel type:
Armour type:
Weapon 1:
Weapon 2:
The priority system:
You have 21 points to spend on your robots priorities.
You may spend up to 9 points on 1 priority. Each priority must have at least one point.
Priorities for your robot:
Armour: points
Weapon power: points
Speed: points
Traction: points
Non-Chassis Durability: points
Manoeuvrability: points
Arena
Simple AWTAS
Points
1st - 10 points
2nd - 7 points
3rd - 5 points
4th - 3 points
5th and below - 1 point
How many entries?
Again, 8 robots are needed, first come, first serve.
Enjoy :proud:
Robot Name: Hurricane Hugo
Weight: 100kg
Chassis Shape: Refer to Pic.
Wheel type: Metal
Armor type: Lexan
Weapon 1: Y-drive thwack
Weapon 2: Hammers connected to a disc powered by a etek, making it a ring spinner.
Summary: A Y-Drive Ring Spinner combo.
Armour: 1
Weapon power: 6
Speed: 6
Traction: 3
Non-Chassis Durability: 4
Manoeuvrability: 1
Save me a spot please, Davey. Ill get something together when Im more awake.
Oh and a fuggin big WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! :proud: Ta muchly, Lord Roper! You just helped me win my 100th robotic combat title! :)
*whips out a can of Tennants the size of the Glasgow Science Tower*
Drinks are on me, lads! :proud:
Robot Name: Panic Panic Panic!!
Weight: 100kg
Chassis shape: invertible box
Wheel type: 6 storm 2 style wheels
Armour type: 4mm hardox
Weapon 1: Lifting forks (panic attack style)
Weapon 2: Side and rear hinged skirts
Priorities for your robot:
Armour: 5
Weapon power: 4
Speed: 3
Traction: 3
Non-Chassis Durability: 3
Manoeuvrability: 3
Time for an odd version of panic
Woot, 20 points from two entries! Nice one, Steveo.
Guess it is RIGGED after all :rofl: Awesome tourny Dave. :)
I might sit this one out, I really suck at ARC-style stats tournaments and someone else probably wants a go. If noone does, Ill gladly enter.
Robot Name: Dante
Weight: 100kg
Chassis shape: think half way between supernova and salmander 3
Wheel type: 2x salamander 3
Armour type: 5mm titanium
Weapon 1: a big great disc at 1500 rpm, 22kg, three teeth, horizontal, 50cm diamter
Weapon 2:
The priority system:
Armour: 1
Weapon power: 7
Speed: 2
Traction: 1
Non-Chassis Durability: 5
Manoeuvrability: 5
Shit, how the bloody hell did i forget the pic!?
http://img199.echo.cx/img199/7550/hurricanehugo39nj.jpghttp://img199.echo.cx/img199/7550/hurricanehugo39nj.jpg
NAME: Political Correctness Run Amok!
WEIGHT: 100kg
SHAPE: invertible box with side n rear skirts and a front hinged wedge
LOCOMOTION: 6 x inner wheels
ARMOUR: good ol fashioned Hardox :proud:. Bright red wi black skirts & exclamation mark on top n bottom
WEAPON 1: n/a
WEAPON 2: n/a
ARMOUR: 6
WEAPON POWER: 1
SPEED: 3
TRACTION: 3
NON-CHASSIS DURABILITY: 6
MANOUEVERABILITY: 2
Hopefully, thats all OK :) The name came from a lovely rant myself and Dan composed a few days ago :proud: