One more thing...*hears brain groan*...sleep well :p
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One more thing...*hears brain groan*...sleep well :p
Dead easy way to beat Irod. Shoot him in the leg with the harpoon, then fly around him a few times. I trust youve all seen The empire Strikes Back?
I know what youre talking about but you seem to forget his big heffin axe, also, according to Alex, his leg is about the size of the ship, also (again, from Alex), the chain is about 30cm thick so it wouldnt hold and anyway, unlike the AT ATs he has moveable joints other than his legs which he could nab us with.
First thing to do, i think, is to make good on the platypirate token.
Id like to ask the brain where I can get a good fastfood meal in these parts. :rofl:
Im all for just going for Berentohep straight up.
Ill join top on the fast food, Im itcing to see what they serve at Jungry Hacks in this neck of the woods.... Food now, crazy, telepathetic lord later!
The brain recommends a restaurant not far to the north known as the black ogre spleen, they serve leviathan sushi there for bargin prices
Meanwhile, us sane ones can go get reinforcements :p
I still want to see the platys, i would also like to ask teh brain if there are any other allies we could make that would help us defeat Irod.
*Munches on a leek we got way back*
Alex, i also want to take a walk round the area to see if there is anything of note to find...or anyone who wants to pick a fight :p
The brain points out you are presently in a flying ship several thousand feet above the ground until you decide otherwise so exploring isnt that useful. Although there is a rumour of a black dragon not far to the north that you could testyour ship against.
Other allies worth considering -
The Elhugomtanians, a race of hobbit sized aliens with advanced metalworkign abilities
The Snarkars - walrus-monkeys from the far south
Ivor the Three Legged Panda of the Apocalypse
The Bozog - a super itnellgient slime race from the west
The hiralgis - a race of deaths cap mushrooms obsessed with tapdancing
The ArcLeviathans - the biggest organism on the planet, sea dwelling weighting around the weight of mont blanc each
The Tin dwarves - thinner more sickly versions of normal dwarves with steely grey hair
The pansy-ents whom you encoutnered briefly earlier
The Nugachi-Wu - soem orang utan samurai
Pete and Sandra Jones - an all american couple who live near the equator
Pete and Sandra Jones. Maybe THEY know a decent fastfood joint...*grumble, picks sushi from teeth*
Its a pity that we sold Ivors fourth leg...though if we want to get it back, i would LOVE to pay that merchant a visit and make sure that he forgets me not :p
I would like to see the Nugachi-Wu
I think we should see the Elhugomtanians and Nugachi-Wu. The Elgu...Thingies would be able to make powerful weapons and armour for the Nugachi-Wu.
The yankies for some food and then Im going dragon hunting in the north.
If i raised a gold seam and from that, gold ore, could the elhugomtanians make us some cash for a share of it?
So me and Aaron say we go see the Yanks first, which for food (mm...high grease content...lubrication :rofl:) and links into high-volatility weaponry is a good idea. Anyone else, please?
Food finding, Dragon finding, followed by Lord Slaying....
Hows about we split up? Me and Chris go and talk to who we want to talk to, you guys can go find the Yanks and grab a burger while youre at it, and Steve can do... Whatver hes planning on doing.
For mine and Chris transport, I wish to extract two comical, yet still useful helicopter hats from my pockets.
Also, Id like to ask the Brain some questions.
1) Whats Irods club made of, exactly?
2) Wasnt the pirate guy semi inclined o follow Berenhotep? Why did he ask us to kill him?
3) I know Doomforall and Berenhotep are the most powerful Lords, but how do the others rank in terms of power?
Im with Frank on splitting up, soon as i hit the floor though, i get an earth clod and fly like Magneto on it :p
1) a mithril / octiron alloy
2) because he was becoming too power hungry
3) If we take doomforall as 100% Ill rank the others in terms of physical power and influence
Berenhotep
P: 79%
I: 112%
Suseega
P: 100%
I: 15%
I just noticed, its not Irod, its Gruthdar, I didnt pay much attention to my own naming so I went with what chris was calling him. What areyou on chris
Anyway
Gruthdar
P 70%
I: 275%
Seluni
P: 60%
I: 70%
Mernon
P: 45%
I: 99%
Firestorm
P: 98%
I: 2%
Firestorm is now a Lord? Holy Shiva...and nearly aspowerful as Doomforall also.
And i only went with Irod cos thats what you said on here, you expected me to go check?
Holy god, YES:) Maybe we can ally with Firestorm?:proud:
According to Alex, you shouldnt be so happy. :P
Alex - http://alexjh.deviantart.com/http://alexjh.deviantart.com/:
firestorm, now however an extremely large and powerful red dragon
[generat0r] [oh no, whats this? a spiderweb and im caught in the middle.]:
is it still on our side?
Alex - http://alexjh.deviantart.com/http://alexjh.deviantart.com/:
no, cos steve never actually took him out of the jar he found him
*prepares Summon Ayers Rock for Steve*
erm...Firestorm was firing away at the kraken, so he was out of his jar.
Thats it, lets end the cause of all the problems now! Steven, your leaving the big oddestsey house! :proud:
Seriously, lets just kill the prof, sit back, enjoy the sweet revenge and watch the galaxy implode.
You mean forcing an evil guy to do good isnt a fiendish enough revenge already?
You can kill him if you want. Hes fictional after all :lame:
And my wee Firestorm became a Lord too? *sniff* Im so proud of the little guy... :proud:
Did anyone happen to pick upFernados static charged rapier? Not that i can use it (Im happy with my blade, morning star and Elven bow) but it might be useful to get an attack damage/weight check on it.
Itll be where he dropped it, so we can always pick it up later.
Ok, Frank and i are going to take off for the ground, and for the Profs and this universes safety (elves ARE quite long lived, i dont want my life expectancy cut short), we are taking him with us
However, we are not suicidal, we are NOT going to leave the whole ship to these nutty aussies :p Gilder is in charge and Gilder IS driving :p
The cat comes with me, dont get jealous Gilder, you get to drive :p
And for the record, i did regularly feed Gilder in the short time before her power boost :p
Alex, is Gilder male or female? You said female when you took it out of Franks pocket but you kept using he when it got the power boost :p
When you come back, were all going to go see the Americans.
Yeah, Im sure the Americans have plenty of WMDs and we should all go for our *possible* last meal before we take on a lord. One of us could die in this next battle.
Tom, the plan was me and Chris go and see the guys we want to recruit, while you guys go and grab a burger, then we can meet up later on the borders of the Lords relm. That way we waste less time :P
We need a vote, do we take down Berenhotep straight off or do we get some extra allies through taking down Gruthdor? This also has the advantage of removing Berenthoteps final ally.
My vote goes with taking down Gruthdor first once we have some other allies.
I vote Gruthdor too
Frank, are those helicoptor hats pointy ears friendly? :p
Alex. Sarah and Frank (possibally Steven too) are currently hanging in midair by their heads and these helihats are NOT pointy ears friendly...
Sarah is getting pissy :p
I believe that Frank and i agreed on seing the Nagachi Wu and then the aliens with the really long name.
But first, i want to go to the earth to leviatate me a patch to fly on, darn chafing helihats.
WHen you get back, were going to see the Americans altogether. They might pull some sort of trick that well need more than 2 of us for.
But go off and see Gruthdor now. Me and Aaron will go find something else to do :rofl:
*Throws rocks at Tom*
Yep, Ive found something else to do....
Alex...pissy half elf...your balls, see a connection? :p