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TAKE THAT, LINEAR LAUNCHER AND TEABAG!!! :proud:
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Completly off topic, but a wars incarnate style fight:
http://www.geocities.com/mrdave1986/Wedge.gif
is anyone else scared?
Extremely.
O_O
*starts edging away.... very quickly!*
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*edges off a cliff*
What a shame. Everyone loved AJ and... Ah, screw it. PARTY!!:proud:
*Pops open a champagne bottle*
And just so everyone knows, Im well aware that when AJ returns from the dead Ill be in for some real chamPAIN:proud:
To speed up proceedings ever so slightly I wont bother introducing house fighters. Sorry for the delay, this next fight has been a tad uninspiring, but I€™ve come up with a solution so here we go again.
Mr Game and Watch vs. Bouncy Castle
Mr Game and Watch gradually, er moves€¦ towards his adversary, he knows that all an extra dimension is, is a wider target to hit. He gets out his frying pan and it about to chuck sausages all over his adversary when an unexpected figure appears.
Jamie Oliver steps up behind him and takes a look at his pan €˜Nah mate, I wouldn€™t feed that to my dog, its just pig bits and additives, not real food€™
Mr Game and Watch is confused by this as he has never had to eat anything in his life, hes made of black pixels, not mater like everyone else. I see Nintendo is giving really lousy food money for tis games, we need to sort it out, Nintendo is causing the children to look up to junk food I want to change that. After forcing Miyamoto to sign a contract and Jamie Oliver produces a series called Ninendo Game Dinners, which is vastly popular and causes people to put a pertition to downing street, who pass a law saying only good qualityfood can be shown in video games. Mr Game and Watch was fond of his sausages and commits suicide.
The Bouncy Castle Goes through to Round 2
Starfire vs. T-X
The Terminator X senses something in its scanning, however due to my literal interpretation of anything I cant be bothered to ask about this is some literal fire. From a star. It blast the TX who just reforms, everyone knows that its not that easy, and it takes several sequels to do anything so permanent. The TX morphs its arm into a big blasty cannon type weapon, the writers never bothered to describe it beyond €˜it shots blue lasers which go boom€™ which realisitically is far more than the effects department usually gets to work with, which is why they amuse themselves with lots of explosions. The beam shoots and hits Starfire, unfortunately unbeknownst to anyone, least of all the special effects department the exact ions used in the blue blasty thing happen to cause a chain react into the fire, which oddly enough causes it to turn into marshmallows. The TX is buried beneath several tones of the thigns but eventually digs its way out to calim victory.
T-X advances to Round 2
Apocalypse vs. Red Dwarfs Mr Flibble.
I only watched an odd episode of red dwarf and offhand I can€™t remember Mr flibble and therefore can€™t remember who it is, as such I€™m just going to assume hes the kind of hapless fellow who normally inhabits that world. Therefore it was infact him who inadvertently caused the apocalypse, whereby according to the laws of cheesy dialogue (printed 1998, 1999 by Ironhand Publishers, see chapter 8, clause 12) €˜The one who initiates an apocalypse inevitably survives. This is backed up by €˜The rules€™ from the dancing gods. Go look it up. Anyway the apocalypse runs its course from which he emerges unscathed.
Mr Flibble advances to Round 2!
Nescafe Beans vs. Prof. Vengeance
The beans sit there looking innocent, The wootinator must have dropped tem muses the professor. Suddenly they leap towards him, but the professor is ready, his Chaos Emerlad imbued cane zaps towards them, quickly dry roasting the little beggars. But they land in water and possess it and stain all fo the professors smart clothing brown, which really irritates him, he had to €˜terminate his contract€™ with his last washing lady after she inadvertently got caught in an experiment to transform cheese into rock, so the moon will crash into earth. The beans are now fully dissolved hwoever, so the professor raises an eyebrow at this ridiculously anticlimactic fight.
Proffessor Vengeance Advances to Round 2!
Mars vs. Ringwraith
The planet mars looms over the horizon, a giant red orb floating in the sky, It gains speed, and hardens tis resolve, its outer crust breaking as it slowly drifts through the atmosphere, the heat burning away at its dusty exterior. It smashes into the earth, ripping it apart at the seems, volcanos spurt fire, waves wipe away the land. Unfortunatly Mars had the wrong address, he assumed that M. Earth was just normal earth, and as such Rignwraith wonders why his opponent never showed up.
Ring wraith advances to round 2!
Seymour vs. Wedginator Revolution
To be honest I can€™t remember anything bout either so I flip a coin. Both parties look annoyed.
Wedginator Revolution goes through to Round 2!
Fryloch vs. Basket Ball
I€™m gonna make up this guy, I€™m going to make up some random psychic teenager, unfortunately someone ahs created a compound which is immune to psychic powers and so the balls bounces repeatativly at Fryloch, his body too feeble because he never botheres using it cos of the power, the ball smashes him down below, then in the head, and then below. Sort of a full body work out. Eventually he drops to the floor unconscious which the ball pummels him further, turning his skin a nasty shade of blue.
Basket Ball Advances to Round 2!
Kodiak vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The giant digital beastie type thing looks menacing, however he doesn€™t realise his software is covered by the guarantee, this unfortuantly means that hes full of bugs, he tries to move but theres a five second delay due to shoddy computer, which is also covered by the guarantee. He roars, but error messages pop across his eyes and the sound faisl to materialise. He really is getting pissed off now and smacks forward, however the game engine collapses in on itself. The guarantee then relaises that he didn€™t cover the pc, it was just a mac.
100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee advances to round 2!
Nightmare vs. The Holy Bible
Someone out there thought this was quite a good idea, evil vs good, however what they failed to appreciate is that a) the bible is inanimate, it can€™t have dreams and secondly b) that the bible is filed with some pretty gruesome stuff itself, so al the nightmare can do is add itself as an appendix involving evil purples apes and hitch a ride to round 2.
The holy bible advances to Round 2!
Gravity vs. teapot
The teapot travels through tiem and space, whirling with its tacky china designs, spurting boiling tea onto anyone who annoys it, however a shift in gravity causes it to look back on itself really sharply which causes the tea to hit across the surface of the life orb of gravity, causing it to shatter. Accidentla suicide by gravity. The teapot just carries on going.
Teapot advances to round 2!
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. a bar of chocolate
Tails just flies around aimlessly, whereupon he spies his enemy. He is about to dart down when Hector sees the chocolate bar, who holds an evil secret, it can possess those who eats it, it already has control of George W Bush and a good deal fo other people. Unfortunatly its current incarnation is a fruit and nut bar, which Hecotr despties, so he spits it out and chucks it in the bin, meaning that tails never fidns his foe and advances.
Tails advances to round 2!
Monty Pythons My brain hurts Gumby vs. Homer Simpson
Homer decides to eat a big jar of honey which he ordered off a tacky shopping chanel. However he wanders of to get some sugar to put on it when gumby wanders over, he sees a big jar of honey and dives in to eat it. Gumby jumps into the jar to get at the honey and becomes stuck, he drifts slowly through the great honey jar with his lungs full of honey amongst other deceased Gumbies.
Homer Simpson advances to Round 2
Still to Come
A Velociraptor vs. an electrical storm
Shiva vs. Hexadecimator
Jaina Solo vs. A London Red Bus
Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor vs.
Kyp Durran vs. Golden Monkey
Sugar Cube vs. Intense Humming of Evil
I wish to announce that this will most likely be the last Wars Incarnate or for that matter my tournament of any kind, I actually am beginning to get work to do for a change, so I dont know if can keep this up.
WOOHOO! to the Prof and Mr Prowers victories :proud: and got to say its a shame that Alex may soon be stopping these tournies, since hes one of the most creative chappies around :)
...I dont suppose theres any chance the rights for the Wars Incarnate would go up for sale now? :wink: