Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

For the sake of getting something down before the month ends, heres a (pathetically short) fight. But in full.

BEHEMOTH vs FLIPPA vs PUSSYCAT vs RAGING KNIGHTMARE vs ROBOCHICKEN

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY.

BOOTH 1: Behemoth, Pussycat, Robochicken
BOOTH 2: Flippa, Raging Knightmare
HOUSE ROBOTS: Shunt, Growler.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off they go. Behemoth clashes right into Pussycat this time, whilst Raging Knightmare decides to attack Robochicken, flipping it up, but not over, whilst Flippa is doing...err...come on, Flippa is doing...*groan*, dont tell me theyve broken down AGAIN!? Theres certainly no movement in Flippa...AS RAGING KNIGHTMARE FLIPS ROBOCHICKEN COMPLETELY UP AND OVER! Now, can they self-right? Im not too sure they can with that head in the way. Not that it matters, of course, because Flippa is already being counted out by Refbot. What a shame, but lets face it, we all knew it might happen.

CEASE!

Flippa has been ANNIHILATED.

Is Flippa seriously so unreliable it breaks down without being touched?

In the fights Ive seen it in...yes. In neither of its televised fights did Flippa actually get moving after ACTIVATE was called. I was actually being generous in the first annihilator battle.

Try writing a novel on this. You could make a fortune, make sure that you add pictures as lots of writing in books always makes me sleep.

Its hardly that sort of thing you could write as a novel. Besides, I have my own stories as it stands.

Seeing as this is lagging, Ive decided to do stick to a sort of battle-plan. Hopefully, the next TWO fights will be done this week.

Cool, Chris. :)

Correction: I should have this entire annihilator finished by the end of this week.

BEHEMOTH vs PUSSYCAT vs RAGING KNIGHTMARE vs ROBOCHICKEN

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!

Booth 1: Behemoth, Pussycat
Booth 2: Raging Knightmare, Robochicken
House Robots: Sir Killalot, Sgt Bash

3...2...1...ACTIVATE
Now, you may notice that Robochicken does NOT have its head on in this fight. Straight away, it flips up Raging Knightmare. Over goes the Knightmare. Behemoth comes in from the side of Robochicken...AND TURNS IT OVER COMPLETELY! Pussycat giving Behemoth a shove, not to mention cutting in with the blades. Now, can Robochicken self-right? It doesnt look like it. Raging Knightmare pushes it towards the arena wall, and tries to flip it out, but it doesnt work. Behemoth tries, but only balances it awkwardly on the wall. One more try from Raging Knightmare? Yep...and out goes the chicken.

CEASE

Robochicken is plucked AND ANNIHILATED.

Pussycat to go out next; the other two are well-armoured.

Go Behemoth!!!