The Oddestsey

As your not goign anywhere...

The brain teleports them to the smallest rift, to find a perculiar being -

imagine the head of a walrus on the body of a praying mantis with the tail of an anaconda three times the length of the rest of the creature. Then cover the whole thign in rhinocerous skin, but changes colour like a chamleon and your almost there, except you dotn have the saild along its back like an prehistoric dimetrodon.

He is sittign in what appears to be a telephone booth which seems to be considerably larger on the inside and also contain almost every weapon concievable. A sign writted in around 80 000 languages which aoutomatically warps to the languages of the reader says hell build anythign you ask to order. This includes thigns like tanks, battle animals, aircraft and surface to air projectiles.

any ideas?

hmm, guestimate on an elven bow with arrows please, ill keep it fairly standard for myself :p

30 coins
10 additional coins for every 100 arrows

I got me sixty silver that says i want one bow and three hundred arrows.

I can carry both slung over a shoulder or my back.

How about a custom micro-gamma radiation emitting amplifier-on-wheels to fry people with while they listen to the bangin tunes coming from it at the same times?

The strange being rolls his eyes

Why do you want the wheeled version when you can get the whole lot in a wristwatch for the new models?

130 money

I want a special order for a armour/weapon combination, the armour is a weapon in its own respect and has a nifty set of Quantum energy Blastors built into the shoulders.

Here is a picture of the Techno Armour I wish for the giant being to create for me:
http://www.ajanth.com/teknoman/images/tekno-crystal.jpghttp://www.ajanth.com/teknoman/images/tekno-crystal.jpg

The draw back to the armour is the 30min time limit which metabolically drains a persons body fliuds and may cause them to start mentally breaking down if required to stay transformed in the techno armour state for longer then 30mins.

Quote Please :proud:

somewhere in the region of 200, dependign on the size of the blasters, they come in 5 inch, 10 inch and 6ft anti-planet special edition,

10inch blasters will do fine, I can always buy the hop-up focus rubies to make the beams more intense which negates the 6ft anti-planet cannons.

Now, how much cash do I currently have, and what do I have to hock to get 200 :proud:

the party has 300 in total, you could get 150 for your present armoru and your unused suriken launcher

Additionally he accepts souls as payement of 1 000 000 godl per transfer if you do, but he has controll over you whenever he wants if oyu do.

I want it on wheels so I can make it seem like an average portable amplifier. Plus, the microwave gammaray technology could be fit much more powerfully into a 12 amp fitted cabinet.

*loads it up with Interpol & The Black Keys, takes for test-drive, fries Profs legs*

300 by 5 is 60 pieces each, which just happens to be what i spent :p I AM keeping my soul, no one even suggest it.

Ill stick with my new toy. *hugs the lightsabre happily*

Anything, you say?

...how much for a fully-fuctioning Egg-o-Matic with interchangeable weaponry? :proud:

that will cost exactly 6 000 000 due to rare, dangerous and improbably components

You know, that golden lion tamarin has been following us around since Frank took it out of its pocket, id like to ask the brain about it and nab it as my own.

Well funny that you should mention it, but its actually a shrewd private detective, and also can channel the power of Ki to deflect ANY weapon, and is very loyal to its owner. It is very saracastic but only in monkey speech so you wont hear its retorts unless you pick up a translator somewhere

Cool, hes MINE! I gotta get me a translater some time :p

Hmm, ok weve just been warped to a place and done no exploring. Im going to take my new friend (NO innuendos) up a little way North, see whats what.

OK, how about a half-decent edition of The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy to replace our foe detector? :proud:

I think ill do this every time were in a new area, have a sweep around where it is possible seeing as i have the highest senses score. I can see objects easier ad i can see/hear enemies further off.

Can I sell my conscience for 250 GP?? Its a great bargain, he tell you when to be nice and when not to be :proud:

Ill sell the star launcher if he wont accept my conscience.

Um, can I get a quote on my Microwave Amplifier?

Aaron, you can only sell thigns which actually exist.

LMAO :rofl:

How about my lazyness for 175GP? Its a bargain and certainly exists :proud:

Maybe we could put Mattys gheyness up for tender.... :proud:

Im afraid the bootom has dropped out of the laziness market seeing as I rule the world, its cheap as dirt literally.

As for that, well who would want to buy that?

*coughs* Still strolling up a path here

Fine...


Sarah walks northwards, the landscape is like the american west for some perculiar reason, but even more perculiar is hwat she finds just over the next hill...

...a book signing stand...

At a desk is an arrogant looking man with a broad smile and eyebrows which for know particular reason infuriate Sarah. But out from the desk is a massive queue of hundreds of women, mostly ugly as a lampost, all slavering ot get their copy of a book simply entitled Me by Randy Casanova with a picture of his infuriating face plastered across it displayign a cheeys smile.

Not a hundred paces back from him you notice another character, dressed in a pirates outfit, no oen else seems able to see him.

Any ideas

Those eyebrows are creepy but i dont want to be mobbed by a load of ugly women :p Not sure that i want anything to do with a guy arrogant enough to title a book me till i know what hes supposed to have done. I reckon we got ourselves a Gildroy Lockhart (Harry Potter guy, took credit for what other people did) type of guy here.

The Pirate isnt a Lord is he? If not, i think i might talk to him, maybe get some info on Mr. Popularity here. If he is a Lord...well if i can see him and no one else can, probably cos he wants me to, well have to see what happens there.

I have three theories as to why people dont notice/cant see this pirate

1. Theyre too busy with Mr. Popularity over there
2. They cant see him but i can because he wants me to
3. My senses score is 11-13 thus enabling me to see him

If it is two or three (knowing my luck, very bloody likely), i a touch concerned :p I just hope that the brain was right about the Ki using monkey.

Ok, im gonna walk around this crowd, not all too interested in the guy ive dubbed Gildroy, he annoys me, he just...does. Im gonna go to this pirate guy and see what he has to say.

Im fairly sure that hes a Lord, there is a pirate on Alexs site, i dont particularly trust him but i would like to talk anyway.

One thing to remember when we parley, though Sarah is forty in human years, she only looks sixteen, that can be to her both advantage and disadvantage depending on what she needs to do.

I will NOT discuss my alliegances with regards to the other Lords unless it is absolutely necessary.

Hello? STILL WAITING ON A QUOTE, ALEX.

*ahem*

Carry on, chaps.

First Id like to wind up the lightsabre so its of some use, then wander off to see where Sarahs gotten to. This is also to stop the others trying to sell my soul to riase money for the Egg-o-matic *suspicious look*

500 for tom

...meanwhile...

the strange beastie shuffles around inside his store and eventually roots out a strange little device with D N PA enscribes on the front, In a strangely squeaky voice the creature exclaims tis a hitchies guide to the galaxy, beet batred but gunna work me thinks 5 silver, a bargin at the price

...meanwhile...

Sarah approaches the pirate, who turns to face him

Greetings I am fernado De La Mort, and I believe I have a quest which may interest your greatly...

First, i would like to assure Fernado that i do not consider myself allied to any of the Lords, but i would like to add that this doesnt mean that, though i do respect what i have heard of him and will listen to him, i will call myself one of his followers all too easily either. For now, i am taking everything as it comes.

With that out of the way, i would like to hear details on this quest, Frank may have caught us up by then.

*hugs HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy*

Ive always wanted one of these! :) Our days of lacking enough information are over now, lads. Dont panic! :proud:

No need fear, I do not wish a serveant of you, the black sail armada is mine to command, I have no need of lackeys, however powerful, what I would be interested in is soem equals

I have located the wreck of The IxaNorenta the fabled rift ship, a boat which could fly between dimensions as easily as a normal ship would sial across a millpond, and grants the people upon ti vast powers, I would like you to help me retrieve it, its power combined with my own would notify the other lords within moments, they would never allow it to get into my hands. However you are not beign as powerful would not alert them to this. You may do with it what you will once you have it so long as you do me one favour once you have it - destroy Berenhotep, he is gettign too strong and intends to use it, as is Doomforall, but unlike Doomforall he is bent upon conquest and is significantly mroe mortal

Do we have a deal?

If Berenhotep is bent on conquest, it would be within our best interests to see that he is unable to bring his plans into fruition, also i get the feeling that we will meet some time down the line whatever we choose now, so i would personally say that we have a deal seeing as this would be to our advantage, but i am one person in a group of five.

Is there anything guarding the ship that we should know about?