The Oddestsey

I know people who have self harmed too, i dont see it exactly like that, it doesnt come from feeling lonely or a need to hurt herself, it is more ritualistic than anything, and the scars heal.

If it does bother you, ill think of something else, but the simple cast and no consequecies thing has never worked for me, its a way of making sure that she knows that her magic isnt to be used lightly.

As i said, talk to the merchant, just stay away from the damn bag i tells ye, i still dont like it, this half elf aint touching it, Sarahs mumma didnt raise no fool.

Alex, you said it yourself, weve encountered a pair of pirates and a piskie ok, the pirates turned out to be ok as far as we know and Aaron DID steal from said piskie, but still..., not jumping to conclusions but that doesnt exactly tell me that we reside in a land of law, order and curse free bags (ok, enough about the bag, i read one too many Knightmare books).

I wish to cast phantasmal self. I want to be invisible all the time so if an enemy attacks us, he might not find me and I could possibly help turn the tables.

Also, can I use Toms blue laser to imbune 20 of my uranium pellets into the blade of my katana. Id like to make it a little radio active.

Thats not what phantasmal self does; it creates an illusion of another one of you to confuse enemies.

As for magic usage thats why i develoepd what i believe to be a unique magic system for the book im writing, basically; a) mages can can as much magic as they like, however it gets harder to cast bigger spells and b) they have to have a staff, it acts as a valve to stop too much magic comign through, castign without it annihalates then and c) if a non magical person is exposed to too much magic they begin to change even if that was not the intended purpose of the magic and d) magic is not inherant in the world its drawn from what is for all intents and purposes a demon realm and as such there are consequences

Anyway yes you can have your radioactive katana

and as to Franks point about me wanting you to talk to him, how do you know Im not just trying to get you to not talk to him because he proves vital through reverse psychology or b i wouldnt do what ever im going to do even if you didn talk to him

As the group carefully approaches the strange being it swivels its trumpet arms towards you and makes a loud sound from them. You pause wondering whats happening but then the peculiar creature speaks.

€˜Ah travellers, I was hoping I€™d encounter some on the way, I have plenty of wares to sell as you can see by my pack.€™

Here€™s what I have:

A jar of €˜Titanicus Clay€™ which has a detailed set of instructions to its use (weight 3, cost 5 silver)

A rapid fire throwing star launcher with 20 throwing stars which are reusable (weight 7, speed very fast, defence +2, attack 30-70, cost 55 silver)

A suit of Kevlar armour (weight 12, defense 25, cost 107 silver)

A baboon on a leash (cost 16 silver)

A fire warriors gauntlet (produces a small flaming ball in your hand which can be thrown at an enemy for 90-110 points of damage and the possibility of burning (90 silver, weight 5)

The brain of a cogitor in its preservation jar (can be asked 3 questions a day, but not necessarily give a comprehensible answer, weight 5, silver 56)

The fourth leg of Ivor the three legged panda of the apocalypse (weight 12)

A telekinetic implant (although the merchant doesn€™t recognise it as such, successful KNO roll) Cost 16 silver, upgrade, replaces; none, weight 1)

A time machine for a rat (weight 6 cost 38)

A crocodile skin womens swimming costume (weight 4, cost 35 silver, defense 11)

A Perculiar text entitled the €˜holy bible; the rap€™ which does appear to be exactly what it says in it (cost 1, INT -3)

A pair of revolvers and 50 bullets (110 silver)



Additionally this is what you€™d get for items you presently have but aren€™t using:

A glowing golden feather (35)
One handgrenade covered in what appears to be pink fur fabric (190)
Salamander-in-a-jar (60)
Mail on Sunday (5)
A random computer motherboard (35)
A large box of leeks (15)
A reel of masking tape (5)
Two small medi-kits including bandages and plasters (25 each)
Barbecue Fork (25)
Severed Arm of Tom Roper (55)
The skull of a griffon (160)
A hanging basket filled with forget-me-nots (50)
Tiny whisky keg (30)
Jar of Octopus Venom; 4 / 5 uses remaining (45)
Uranium pellets (x20) (25)

Alex, im gonna keep my system but i aint gonna actually write what she does, and that is actually a pretty unique system you have.

Question: How do you use the TK implant. Id like instructions on that (we have enough knowledge between us to figure it out im guessing), i temporarily have dibs on that, also, if the guys dont mind me spending 90, i wouldnt mind the Fire gauntlet until i get fire abilities, then someone else can have it.

May i recomend something to the Prof? Use the throwing star du dah if you can while the cane charges up, someone wants to get it regardless i think.

Opinions on the brain in a jar guys?

you dont need to bother bout the implant, just get steve or tom to attach it to the side of your head and away you go though you may need to get used to using it before yuor good with it

Ok, id like the implant, want the groups opinions on the rest, the fire gauntlet is expensive.

Oh, if i get the gauntlet, when i use it, the knife would be conveniantly in Sarahs pocket, girls dont have a certain area that that would affect :p I would still use the knife from time to time though, fire can be dangerous to my own party.

One thought, does anyone have plans or ideas for use on the Griffins skull?