Swannys Bar

only people with the name Shane Swan can post here because its my thread. :)

ok so my name is shane swan so i can post here?

yes you can. i can clearly see that your name is shane swan so post away you good old chap you

ok...my name is as you have already gathered shane swan and i am posting on the fra forum. i am a roboteer and i am building a robot. havent thought of a name yet but mabee call it air again and when its built i will be back to kick robot butt

oh and i like the odd drink every now and then....just for the record i am not drinking now i am sober but at the christmas party i will be partaking in a tipple or 2 or 3 or 4 you get the idea

i have a dog

and my friends are jason mr stu and jonno and pete and they all love me and i love them. once mr stu did me a web site. cool eh

i went for a walk earlier and tripped over a stone

oh i also like the mute boys. must get them back. i think my new robot will beat up terrorhurtz and oota kronic......no really

well i am the first to hit jonnos arena roof with another robot.

Are you bored Shane?

LOL hi kane you have invaded my thread now you will have to be punished in the only way possible.........10 after shocks in a row

You just had 10 urself?

or 10 vodkas your choice

right thats it dave you will be punished with 20 neat whiskeys in a row. if anyone else invades my thread i will be buying everyone drinks

Hi, im invading 2, buy everyone drinks

What about if the same person posts twice?

Im not sure id be able to type as well as you after that lol. Oh please

you will all be punished with whatever is your tipple. dont worry i have got you all sussed

i have a plan

fantastic, 20 in a row? That will be a good warm up for a night on the town! :)

every now and then i might post on here as an imposter to make interesting reading that might get me out of punishing you all

see :)

Hi, my name is shane swan, but my w/end names audrey! So can i still play?:rofl:

Can I post here too?

The Alternative Shane Swan :proud:

Will the real Shane Swan please stand up!

Mr Stu

UH OH, Shane not be happy that your invading his thread.

Hed better be afraid of the one who is called The Mistress or The Dominatrix on other occasions.
Besides, I bet I can down 5 Blackhearts and he only +1>½. :rofl:

elisabeth i call that stuff the potion. or is that the stuff maddox drinks that you also fuel rockets with. i like the words dominate and mistress so bring her on who ever she is. as for everyone else who has decided to invade my thread you will all be punished. god i think this is gonna cost me.

oh ....audrey.....i dont know which is worse....me playing a fool and posting on every thread or you copying it. you i think will have to be specially punished. mabee with a full weekend on the lash should sort you out. :P

oh my god my thread has now got a seperate blue bit on the top.....how cool. shane swan thread is for shane swans only so do not post here or me and my dog and robot and gerbil might just pay you a visit oh and my pencil case full of my collection of old keys

if anyone is interested i do have a photo collection of 20th century telegraph poles i could bring round and make you look at

What if we change our usernames to say Shane Swan - then can we post on this thread? :)

Regards
Jamie (not Shane Swan) McHarg

:crazy:

Its the stuff that Maddox makes, my dear little victim, the stuff that had 20 roboteers gasping for air and Ms. Watts and me licking our lips appreciatively.

And I was talking about me, I and myself.

well jamie this is acceptable as your name clearly says Shane Swan in the left hand column. so babeth you are a dominating mistress eh then i shall be an alter ego too.............here is is....................my new alter ego to battle the dominating mistress.......................................... ..........is.................. ..........Shane Swan :)

Hmmmm you just called him Jamie right, but his name clearly says Shane Swan. haha sorry

Heel, Shane Duck !!

Crack out the whip Babeth... thatll keep him in line

He will probably like that :mrgreen:

You are probably right there!