i will need eight new robots to take part in a bit of a laugh event. there are no weight rules and things like black hole generators are allowed. 1 robot each please. the rest i will make up as i go along. :)
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i will need eight new robots to take part in a bit of a laugh event. there are no weight rules and things like black hole generators are allowed. 1 robot each please. the rest i will make up as i go along. :)
I want Cyrilium 2, with 2000cm of cyrilium armour, a 200kg flywheel, 5 million black hole generators, and have it painted with cheese.
No Weight Limit you say?
My machine:
Name - They call me Mr. Tank
Weight - Couple tons, give or take a few kgs
Shape - Tank-like (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Challenger_II.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Challenger_II.jpg)
Armour - 1 inch thick of Chobham armour.
Traction - Tracks
Power - Oh yes, it has got some power.
Speed - 20 mph
Notes - Got an anti-black hole generator device.
Strengths - Its a god-damn tank man!
Weaknesses - Exposed Tracks, might break the arena floor
(Message edited by DavidS on March 29, 2008)
who mentioned an arena floor :crazy:
nice robot david.
This is gonna be fun...
Name: Rodent Rampage
Dimensions: 90 x 45 x 25 cm
Weight: 37kgs
Shape: A rectangular invertible box with a wedge at the front.
Colour: Black and yellow chevrons
Drive: Four wheel drive, however the drive comes from two hamsters, running in the rear wheels, which are basically hamster wheels with an outer layer of nonexistium for hamster protection puropses, and rubber for grip. The rear wheels are connected to the front wheels by timing belts. The entire system is controlled by a modified baby monitor mechanism through which I shout vague instructions to the hamsters.
Speed: Depends
Ground Clearance: Wedge at the front is 0, rest is 10mm
Armour: 4mm nonexistium, which is ultra light but harder than any other substance known or to be invented.
Weapons: A 6 2500rpm circular saw at the rear, as well as the wedge at the front.
Srimech: Invertible, cannot be stranded because the hamsters move, and has a large parachute if it gets flipped high
Notes: Carries large supplies of onboard hay to feed the hamsters.
Strengths: Reliable
Weaknesses: PETA
lol joey. another lovley robot there. should do well :) :)
Godbot
Weight: Effectively Infinite but also nothing
Shape: Every shape
Wheels: It contains every form of mobility that is was or ever could be, but also none
Motors: It contains all motors that is was or ever could be, but also none, but it doesnt really need it as it is the universe so movign doesnt achieve much
Speed: Infinite yet none
Turning circle: All
Armour: The condensed totality of the universe as it is, was or ever could be. Also it functions like a voodoo doll for the opposing driver.
Weapons: Everything conceivable - however it primarily just manipulates gravity to an unlimited degree, being able to increase the mass of an opponent to the point where it collapses in on itself as a black hole. It can also just flick opponents out of existance, but thats a bit boring.
Strengths: All
Weaknesses: Dues Ex Machina
Kustom Cyrlium, as I call it, is invincible, and can destroy other types of armour with an anti-matter pneumatic spike.
*remembers to fit small air pipe to Rodent Rampage to prevent catastrophic failure of drive*
well well alex you have there a mighty fine robot. hope it does well. should make an interesting battle. :)
mark you must make the effort of stats please i just cant enter any old thing in this event you know.
Kustom 2
Shape: The shape of pure awesomeness.
Dimensions: 20 X 80 X10
Weight: 79 KG
Armour: 50 mm Kustominium all over. This is an alloy designed by me which is lighter than Polycarb, but stronger than Unobtanium.
GC: 0 all over.
Weapon 1: An 80 KG flywheel doing 5 million KJs per hit.
Weapon 2: Nitrogen powered flipper that can flip fifty tonnes
Weapon 3: Electric axe powered by ten Eteks
Weapon 4: FBS shell doing 50 million KJs per hit
Weapon 5: Rear spikes
Drive: 4 wheel drive powered by 8 Eteks for 250 HP.
Power: Kustom 2 is powered by a plot hole generator. Like a black hole generator, but better.
Strengths: It€™s been designed by a vet, so there can€™t be any problems with it.
Weaknesses: Plot hole generator could possibly cause the destruction of our entire universe.
Kustom 2 is so awesome it re-defines the basis of which awesomeness is measured against.
The Oracle
Shape: Sphere
Colour: It glows green but its actually sable.
Speed: Whatever it decides to be.
Weight: Can change its weight to be anything, its up for the writer to decide.
Armour: 5mm elasticium. Anything that strikes it gets damaged, and any other elements like undamagableium, unpushableium, and unflippableium are instantly nullified and transferred to The Oracle itself. It is made so that it is indestructible. Even the wheels are made of it.
Drive: A V10 turbodiesel engine from the Audi R10 racecar. Its been specifically designed so that it fits within the weight limit.
Power: Fuel.
Motivation: Wheels at the bottom. Everything protecting the wheels is indestructible.
Ground Clearance: 6mm, but it has such a perfect center of gravity that it cannot be flipped at all, nor can it be gotten under because remember the wheels are also made of elasticium.
Turning Circle: 0
Dimensions in CM: 60 x 60 x 55
Weaponry: Undeniable truth that it cannot be beaten. If that fails, it can just ram bots to death with its elasticium exterior armour.
Srimech: None, but it cant be flipped.
Strengths: People who write fanfic tournaments.
Notes: Chicken. :P
(Message edited by kodster on March 29, 2008)
...how can it be a sphere if its dimensions are 60 x 60 x 55? :P
Damnit, why must you spoil my fun :P
Dimensions in CM: 60cm x 60cm x 61cm
Thats still wrong :proud:
No it isnt because Im rounding the ground clearance off to 10mm. :P Im too lazy to put 60.6cm of height. :P
Gotta Enter, Gotta Enter!
NAME: Thomas The YouTube Engine.
WEIGHT: 26 tons.
SHAPE: Basic box wedge, shaped like Thomas The Tank Engine. I tried to get some dimensions, but gave up after 200 metres.
SPEED: Hell decide that.
TC: 0.
GC: Again, hell decide.
WHEELS: Over 9000 outer wheels.
ARMOUR: 5cm of Nonexistum, which is twice as hard as Unobtanian.
POWER: A talking pie. Never underestimate its power.
COLOUR: Glow in the Dark Blue.
WEAPONS: A flippy thing, a cutty thing, an axey thing, a stabby thing, a pokey thing, a rammy thing, a spanky thing, a flingy thing, a flamey thing, a grabby thing and a tickly thing. He wont tell me what else he has, or what powers them.
OTHER WEAPONS: Thomas is, in fact, a clusterbot. Incased in a special hatch in his bunker are 5 more robots: Idiot (a wooden robot with square wheels), Boxy (a cardboard box on wheels), Robojelly (a robot made out of jelly), The Pastel Trio (three Fruit Pastiles) and Spring-BOK! (the only difference from normal is that he is covered in parrifin).
SRIMECH: Thomas is unflippable, because I say so.
NOTES: Dont ask.
STRENGTHS: Unbeatable.
WEAKNESSESS: Reality.
Is that good enough?
(Message edited by Dinowarrior on March 29, 2008)
Hey, give back Boxy :lame:
To be fair, I wasnt aware.
Heh, unintentional rhymes. Gotta love em.
By the way, I implied it but didnt mention it explicatly; but as it is the Universe is Godbot, then should Godbot loose then the universe ceases to exist.
*moves to a parallel universe controlled not by Godbot, but by AntiGodBot*
Name - If it looks like a tank...
Shape - See the link at the bottom of this post
Weight - 100 Kilogram
Speed - 15 mph
Dimensions - 90x80x25 cm
Ground Clearance - 0 right underneath the tracks, but pretty big everywhere else
Power - I asked an over-muscular dwarf to power a hamster-wheel. Dwarfs are much cheaper and lighter than LEMs and given the right medicin deliver aLOT more power. Also dwarfs dont get tired.
Movement - A pair of tracks. The tracks themselves are made of whateverium which has the feature that its indestructible. I sprayed a layer of cantthinkofanameium-spray over the tracks which has the feature that it cant be pushed by other bots.
Turning Circle - Zero
Weaponry - A pnuematic spike which comes out horizontally from the upper part of the robot, at about 15 cm from the ground. The spike comes out a large barrel which is mounted on a free moving turret, mounted on top of the machine. The spike is powered by a 2 kg gas tank which contains CO8, 4 times as powerful as CO2, and it has the feature that it goes back into the gas tank after use, AND that it can savely be stored at 15000 PSI, the spike comes out with 4000 kJ.
Armour - Like the tracks, 1 mm of whateverium, which cant be destroyed by any means, I sprayed the whole machine with onetwothreeium-spray, which has the feature that it cant be flipped by any means.
Srimech - The onetwothreeium-spray makes sure I wont be flipped.
Notes - This machine is so dangerous that when not in use, its guarded by 2 dwarfs 24/7, as can be seen in the picture.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Indian_Army_T-90.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Army_T-90.jpg
Before anyone starts yelling I stole the tank-concept from Dave and the hamster wheels from Joey, I entered this in Virtual Robot Wars BEFORE Joey and DAve entered their robots here, so they stole it from me :proud:
I didnt steal it! Mine has actual hamsters, and its all hamster controlled - the weapon and parachute are activated by one of the hamsters running out of its wheel and standing on a corresponding switch.
:proud:
Could I borrow some of your spray my dear lost-twin brother?
make up your own spray evil twin brother!:proud:
ok
1... They call me mr tank
2... Rodent Rampage
3... Godbot
4... Kustom 2
5... The Oracle
6... Thomas The Youtube Engine
7... If it looks like a tank..
8...
just 1 more and i will do the draw
what have i let myself in for :)
Lots of weird and wonderful things, Mr. Swan :)
makes for eventful events :)
Wikipedibot
Stats in Virtual Robot Wars.
ok
1... They call me mr tank
2... Rodent Rampage
3... Godbot
4... Kustom 2
5... The Oracle
6... Thomas The Youtube Engine
7... If it looks like a tank..
8... Wikipedibot
Battle 1 ...
It looks like a tank -vs- Godbot
Battle 2 ...
Rodent Rampage -vs- Thomas the youtube Engine
Battle 3 ...
They call me mr tank -vs- Wikipedibot
Battle 4 ...
Kustom 2 -vs- The Oracle
tactics please if any.
good luck guys :)
The awesome thing is I dont need those awesome weapons to take out any of the robots in this awesome competition... What do you guys think fuels the plot hole generator?:proud:
Yeah, tactics are to just approach The Oracle and allow it to be sucked into the plot hole generator.
THOMASS TACTICS
Set loose all of the other robots, then let them do what they want. Spring-BOK! will probably burst into flames. The thing is that Thomas himself will have to be beaten in order for the whole machine to go out, as Idiot, Boxy, Robojelly, The Pastel Trio and Spring-BOK! barely make up 10% of his body weight, if that.
ok battle 1 about to commence. the battle arena will be in outer space between mars and jupiter.
3,2,1, activate...
it looks like a tank starts by just floating in space but with the tracks being made from whateverium, finds some grip on the fabric of space and chargers toward.....well everything and nothing. looks at alex in the other pod a little confused as alex picks up his controls and, well all hell breaks loose as it looks like a tank suddenly goes hurtling toward jupiter and smashes straight into the great red spot, but with armour like whateverium the robot just flies straight back out the other side of jupiter full tilt with tracks going at the near the speed of light, the dwarfs feet getting rather warm, it looks like a tank turns on a sixpence and hurtles toward, well nothing really, alex rubbing his hands flicks a switch and all of a sudden it looks like a tank starts to shrink and buckle under the emence pressure of gravity, but the armour made from whateverium is holding giving a reaction against gravity which sends it looks like a tank toward the centre of the galaxy. dwarfs now with feet glowing red but not getting tired find themselves on the event horizon of a black hole with Martijn trying desperatly to steer clear but the emence pul from the black hole is stretching the robot and the dwarfs into oblivion. suddenly.......ZOOOOOOP it looks like a tank dissapears. alex looks over at Martijn very smug indeed and puts down his controls.
there is silence and everyone just for a slpit second thinks of the poor dwarfs and their bravery. but wait whats this we see emerging from the black hole.....it looks like a tank... it is it is it looks like a tank with the dwarfs running at silly speed coming out of the black hole with what looks like the other end of the black hole caught on the pneumatic spike which must have snagged as Martijn in desperate situation fired the weapon, alex just cant understand whats going on as the black hole turns itself inside out and blows another entire universe into godbot and there is an almighty explosion and then there was nothing. Martijn and Alex put down their controllers as this one goes to the judges.
control goes to alex 5 to 4
damage goes to Martijn 5 to 4
style goes to alex 5 to 4
aggression goes to Martijn (well the dwarfs actually) 5 to 2
a very close battle but the winner is it looks like a tank.
:)
(Message edited by swanaldo on March 29, 2008)
Delete They Call me Mr. Tank for plagiarising If It Looks Like A Tank.
you serious. if you are you have time to replace it.
Is it possible to have the robots names start with Capital Letters as well as the Human names? I found that a bit confusing. The goes for every first word after a full stop.