im just going to write down battles about real robots and people can enter real robots as well
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im just going to write down battles about real robots and people can enter real robots as well
first up merlin v robochicken v atomic 2 v flippa
then chaos 2 v leveller 2 v gravity v gravedigger
roboteers stand by 321 activate( house robots cassius chrome and matilda) and theyre off and flippa is cautiously driving towards robochicken. Atomic 2 has just tossed merlin out of the arena wall and matilda has ripped into robochicken and robochicken is over and is he out.
Refbot has just been tossed over by atomic 2 and flippa is lifting refbot over for him to count out robochicken. matilda has ripped into atomic 2. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and robochickens out atomic 2 has tossed robochicken out the arena wall and matilda rips into atomic 2
cease
Well that was quick, and who is Flippa?
Blackadders own robot.
flippa (s7) the robot who done absolutely nothing and in the american rw world championships qualifier to spartacus
roboteers stand by
3
house robots sir killalot and mr psycho
2
1
ACTIVATE
And theyre off and going for the bots, house bots that is as Chaos2 and Leveller2 are going after Sir Killalot and Mr Psycho has been tossed over by Gravity but that has ripped the flipper of Gravity.
Gravity has hit the pit switch as Chaos 2 and Leveller 2 and Gravedigger and now Gravity are pushing Sir Killalot rage against the machines George Francis is saying, that is the machines being Sir Killalot. Now Sir Killalot is dead after getting pushed down the pit and Leveller 2 has tossed Chaos 2 down the pit and Gravedigger has tossed Gravity over Refbot comes and counts Gravity out 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9-Leveller 2 has tossed Refbot over-10 and Gravitys self-righted but pinned on Refbot anddd CEASE
(Message edited by dogbot4000 on October 01, 2005)
flippa (s7) the robot who done absolutely nothing and in the american rw world championships qualifier to spartacus
Oh that thing, I saw that fight live and still dont remember it... :P
next up atomic 2 vs leveller 2 and flippa vs gravedigger and flipper frenzy battles 1 and 2 are also next
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being horrendus and 10 being awesome I give these fights a -703.14! (Negative Seven Hundered And Pi)
can you stop being prattish matt macdonald
Hey Matts allowed to say something funky on his 500th post.
thats not funky anyway onto the first qualifier
gravity vs steg 2 vs reptirron the second vs ripper
roboteers stand by
3
2
1
activate
Straight away steg 2 tosses gravity over but he selfrights and ripper has tossed reptirron the second over.
I dont think reptirron the second can self right and gravity has tossed steg 2 over.
ripper has tossed steg 2 out of the arena and gravity tosses ripper out of the arena wall
CEASE
ripper gets ripped,steg 2s extinct and reptirron the second is dethroned , gravity defys the laws of gravity and moves onto the final
did ya like it?
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3 lines? Thats bad even if the page has been streached...
Tim, youre hopeless at this. A retarded dog with one leg could write better fights than you. Just give up.
It could have been worse.
maybe Im crap at writing melees but maybe im better
at writing one on ones
as the draw is
atomic 2 vs leveller 2
321 activate and theyre off with atomic 2 tossing leveller 2 straight away leveller 2 self-rights but gets rammed into the flame pit. atomic 2 is coming in for the kill and tosses leveller 2 up and over and out of the arena cease
leveller doesnt get to level as atomic 2 goes storming through
Youre not good at writing ANYTHING. Are you even TRYING to write these? Just give up.
Well, at least he is trying to write, and not giving everybody the plain results.
And be fair... The one on one was better than the melees :P
I want to have a go at thiz:
And the next on is:
flippa vs gravedigger
321ACTIVATE, flippa blows up, gravedigger moves in circle, big ton of bricks down down, hitting refbot on head, flippa flips gravedigger out of arena wall. cease.
flippa flips, gravedigger digs its own grave.
Tim, do you have a straw? Because your fights SUCK!
My fights are better.
Ok heres my attempt - feel free to slag it all you want :)
Cassius II versus Gravity
In the arena for the house robots - Sergeant Bash, ready to command his troops with a little lick of flame - and Matilda, the darling of Robot Wars if ever there was one.
3..
2..
1..
ACTIVATE!!
And theyre off! The moneys on Gravity to breeze this round and the signs are clear as it immediately flips Cassius II onto its back. However Cassius II wont take defeat that easily - with a twitch of the pneumatic suspension the crowd wait in anticipation to see the glorious self-righting action. AND THERE IT GOES!! Cassius SRI-mechs beautifully and is back in the battle. Gravity then ensues its opponent in a bid to win the bout but Cassius II is wise to its tricks and leads it on a dangerous path, worryingly close to the house robots and dancing around the pit of fire! Gravity grows frustrated and activates the pit release mechanism; a spine-tingling alarm sounds as the pit descends into the darkness. Cassius II - while teasing Matilda - is caught unawares and is pushed down into the pit of oblivion! A puff of white smoke engulfs the robot.
GRAVITY WINS!!
Or does it?
In the blink of an eye, Cassius 2 flies out of the pit, the rear spike outstroked in a move which has thrown the match back open. Floating like a butterfly Cassius II slides under the unsuspecting Gravity and stings like a bee as it turns the world upside-down on Gravity. Gravity however is having none of that and quickly self-rights. But guess what is in the path of our sri-meching bot?
Why, its the pit of doom!
Gravity, with a quick helping hand from Cassius II, flies down the pit and out of the battle. The winner:
Cassius II
Happy roboteering :)
Now thats a good fight. Although I used the self-righting from the pit first (with Mute), good job anyway.
Well technically Cassius IIs rear spike is a projectile rather than a self-righter :proud: so it didnt really self-right from the pit but thats me just being antagonistic. Ill give you your dues though :)
And thank you for your post match analysis
(Message edited by K_C_R on October 05, 2005)
But the self righting from the pit thing was never allowed in the first place [Just look how many people complained about the NSTT heat....H final was it?] so you both lose. :P
roboteers stand by 321 activate
and theyre off flippa driving around trying to see what gravedigger is doing and they both tentavily drive towards. and thats the end of part one
now if youve joined us nothings happened(wootwoot) but flippa has tossed gravedigger over intos matildas cpz and rip its R.I.P for the axe and flippa has tossed gravedigger over time to dig a grave gravedigger but flippa has selfrighted him right on the arena floor flipper.
Gravedigger is tossed straight onto the pit-switch but he drives right on the lip of the pit and flippa drives but theyre both on the edge of the pit.
Shunt comes in and rams gravedigger into the pit.
cease
its R.I.P(Rust In Pieces) for gravedigger has the american bot which people like to call flippa qualifys for the heat final.
What... the... ???
Is this some sort of joke or can you actually not write a realistic fight longer than 10 lines that makes any sense at all?
atomic 2 vs flipa
and thyrwyrg offf and. flippa flips but sir killolot blocks it now (wootwoot) flipparh flios atomic ouyts of the arna wall.
atomic flips refbot and shunt pits refbot.
cease
Ive seen ARC fights better than this...
GODAMNIT TIM! JUST LEAVE! YOU FAIL AT FIGHTS, YOU FAIL AT BEING SMART, YOU FAIL AT MAKING STATS, YOU FAIL AT NOT SPAMMING, YOU FAIL AT NOT PISSING EVERYBODY OFF, YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!! JUST LEAVE, WE HATE YOU AND DONT WANT YOU AROUND!
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THIS?!
Sigh...really. Youre pushing the peoples patience who HAVENT snapped at you yet, so leave while the gettings good.
Hummm i would laugh but why waste it in here
(Message edited by martyn on October 05, 2005)
Seriously Tim... Youre a parody character arent you? If whoever is behind this doesnt own up, I think we should ask the FRA admin to look into it like with Kody/Devon/Samantha
These fights I give an F, F for Foul-Smelling Failures of Fights.
ooh sorry some forums are too crap for me
wat is it with you anthony really shouldnt u be concentrating on your tournies
Ive seen ARC fights better than this...
Oh haha, trying to be funny now are we?
ooh sorry some forums are too crap for me
Oh, like some forums will care if they arent bestowed with the miraculas presence of the WONDERFUL Matty Cleaves...
And Tim, why should YOU care about NSIREC, if youre not IN IT?
ooh sorry some forums are too crap for me
Correction: I am too crap for this forum.
Oh haha, trying to be funny now are we?
No, I was being serious actually. Some random coin tosses are more realistic than this.
*Opens random door*
Tim there is the door, do not allow it to hit you on the way out
*Tim walks though door, shutting on the way out, walking to a small pathway, where it is pouring with rain and is a 200 foot drop either side, straight down onto the M3*
Ah good, that has got rid of Timmy for the time being until he tries to come back with another amazing fight.
Tim for the Fan Fic Writer of the Year Award :proud:
No, I was being serious actually. Some random coin tosses are more realistic than this.
Ah, I see someone still does not understand how RPs come into play with this. Oh well, some people never learn, or try to compare RPs with tactics on this forums...