Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

And welcome people to the Wars Incarnate II, the weird effect, I am Alex Holt aka Lord Doomforall, where last series puss gave the boot to all comers to win the crazed tournament.

If your not familiar with thw Wars Incarnate basically its nothign to do with robots at all, this one all you have to do is name something, animal, mineral, vegetable, person, weather, monster, inanimate object or whatever and theyll fight it down to create a champ. Of course I have to have rules to prevent offence and make it easy for me so here they are, slightly more detailed than last time.

1) No religeous figures form any modern religeon that is still worshipped.

2) No real person, except for the person who is entering it, so I could enter Alex Holt for example, or Lord Doomforall. The exception to this is you may enter a famous person who has been dead for 50 years or more so long as they have no kind of following that might kill me.

3) All weather / natural effects will have a vulnerability orb which allows them to be killed.

4) There is blood, gore and many other nasty things, do not read if your squeamish.

5) Enjoy!

8 entries per person, doesnt have to be robot name based this time around, my robots will act as the house fighters in the form of their name.

Think thats it, entries until they stop coming.

Obviously just give me the names of the thigns, what you enter will be open to my interpretation, if i dotn know somethign ill ask. Finalyl dont complain if your thign is brutally masssacred.

Ive only thought of four things to enter, so here they are, and four more when Ive had a think.

1) Pussycat returns to show everyone the true meaning of evil.

2) But now, a force of good enters to counter the cat. Fully statted for those whove never even heard of his games, I give you...

Name: Megaman X.

Shape: Humanoid

Speed: Never confirmed. Assume average walking speed, but can go faster when dashing.

Weight: Also never confirmed.

Ground clearance: Dead zero at the feet, variable elsewhere.

Motivation: Legs. Can also fly or hover in the air with some armour set ups, and can also somehow climb walls by kicking against them. Heck, I don€™t make the games, darnit :p

Armour: Never completely specified in the games. It€™s some kind of futuristic Titanium alloy, which is probably stronger than hardox, considering some of the things you can get hit with and survive. He has interchangeable armour set ups. These are:

Normal: The classic blue one, which can walk, crouch, climb walls and fire regular and charged attacks. This is the only form which cannot charge special weapons.

€œFourth€ armour: A massively powered up version of the normal. This armour set-up allows X to hover in mid-air using hover boots, and changed his regular charged shot into a massive plasma blast which can blast through anything, and leaves behind residue plasma to further damage things the shot hits. He also takes half damage when using this armour.

Falcon armour: The charge shot of this armour isn€™t as powerful, but it allows him to fly for short periods, and while he€™s flying generates a force field around him which destroys everything it touches.

Blade armour: Has the same offensive power as the basic armour, but can shoot forwards in mid-air and generates a force field like the falcon armour while doing so.

Shadow armour: Disables use of special weapons, but lets X cling to walls and ceilings, makes him immune to trap surfaces, and lets him fire shurikans and use a lightsabre. Plus it has added Ninja coolness.

Weapons: X has an arm cannon, which is always there except for his Shadow form. This can fire 3-4 bullets at a time, or be powered up for a couple of seconds to release a charged blast which is three times as powerful or, in the case of the plasma blast, stupidly powerful and excessive. He also collects weapons from enemies he€™s defeated, and after 7 games, that€™s quite a lot of weapons. However, he can only hold 8 special weapons, plus his regular attack and giga attack (depending on the armour). However, special weapons run out after too much usage, and his giga attack needs to be charged by taking damage. Also, charging up special weapons causes them to use more weapon energy than they normally do. Rather than type in what each weapon does here (there are 56 of the buggers after all), I€™ll describe the ones I intend to use before a fight.

Power: A micro-fusion reactor if I remember correctly. He can top this up mid-fight if he has a full energy tank handy. He can carry two of these at a time, plus one weapon tank that allows him to top up all his weapon energy at once.

Srimech: Can just get up like a human:proud:

Strengths: Let€™s put it this way. 7 games in which he goes though at least 12 levels blasting enemies, with little to no back-up. He€™s fought huge mechanical monsters, virus crazed psychopaths, and has been fighting a living computer virus for what seems like forever, and hasn€™t fallen into any of the plot holes of his own story. In short, he is one tough bastard. Main weapon is limitless. Also, whenever he gets hit he has about three seconds of invincibility time. Oh yes, and he has interchangeable weapons and armour. Take that, Tornado:proud:

Weaknesses: A bit naive, special weapons can run out of energy. Spikes can kill him in one hit unless he wears the Shadow armour or uses some other kind of defence.

3) Firestorm

4) Gravity

P. S. Yes, I have retired but this isnt vapour-bots. Shut up :P

Save me a few places, Ill get some bots in later on.

A Cat
A Dog
A thunder storm
The red power ranger :proud:
A bar of choclate
A mars bar
A duck

So far:

Frank:

Pussycat
Megaman X
Firestorm
Gravity
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AJ

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Martyn

Yuo cant have a cat

A Dog
A thunder storm
The red power ranger
A bar of choclate
A mars bar
A duck
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Ooh, thought:

5) Nightmare
6) Count Dracula
7) Tyranosaurus Rex
8) Goofy

...They get scarier and scarier dont they:proud:

Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head

martyn why did you have to pick 2 pairs of things which are practically the same?

I know... The red ranger and a duck indeed...

Mars
The Sun
The 5th Moon of Earth
A London Red Bus
An old radio
Electrical Storm
A White Swan
Pluto

btw:
quote:

Power: A micro-fusion reactor

Did you know that Nuclear Fusion at the moment takes in more energy than it gives out.

Hes a game character from the future. It doesnt matter:P

Megaman X was one of my fav games on the SNES! Go FRANK! FRANK IS GONNA WIN WITH X!

did

All forms of energy conversion do. You cant have something more than 100% efficient, Dave!

Did you know that Nuclear Fusion at the moment takes in more energy than it gives out.

All forms of energy conversion do. You cant have something more than 100% efficient, Dave!

Excellent, I love this tournament!

Doctor Octopus (Spiderman 2)
T-800 Terminator (the Arnie one)
T-1000 Terminator (the liquid metal one)
T-X Terminator (the female one)
Ringwraith
Gollum
A Velociraptor
A Triceratops

Apocolypse (from the cartoon series of X-Men)
Morgoth (from The Silmarillion)
Starfire (the real one from Teen Titans)
Gothmog (Lord of the Balrogs)
The Linear Launcher (my robot, can be found on Dave Sheppards forum)
Fryloch (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Malomyotismon (from Digimon)

And just for fun, Ill enter Grannys Revenge 2 :proud:

...Devon, you are evil :sad:

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

What he fails to appreciate is that this is a comedy tournament, hence why last series thomas the tank engine was revealled to be the anti christ and destroyed god

At least his entries should balance out martyns lousy ones, lol

Please save a spot for me again! :proud: I need some time to organise my Ministry of Evil :wink:

Youre all evil, but Ill enter anyway, in memory of what happened to Clover when Venom put her in the acid :angry:. Poor Devon. Oh well. Of course you know shes my first entrant.

And Ill enter...

R - Robot
NR - Not a Robot

Macbeth (NR) (ridiculous killer)
Wedginator rEVILution (R) (hehe...)
Hexadecimal (NR) (ReBoot character, likes chaos)
Hexadecimator (R) (Hexs unreal husband :proud:)
Judas Priests lead singer :proud: (NR) (for annoyance)
A moron :proud: (NR) (random)
Bowser (NR) (big guy with breath that could roast 1000 turkeys :))

That should be okay.

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

Meh, might as well.

Ill have the following...

Crash Bandicoot
Spyro
Homer Simpson
Bigfoot
Jack The Ripper
Kodiak (from Fightbox)
A Hippopotamus

And, for fun, maybe Ruf Ruf Dougal (the robot)

Ooh. Id like to replace Goofy with Pikachu. No-one surpasses me in evil:proud:

quote:

Megaman X was one of my fav games on the SNES!

Snap! :D Shame about the playstation ones _

*snowball comes out of the Snow thread in the General section and hits Frank in the head* :proud:

STEVE SEZ:
OK, heres my shortlist for one of my personal favourite contests :):

1. Professor Vengeance (full name Prof. Reginald Fortesque Vengeance)
SHAPE- human
COLOUR- caucasian male wi black top hat, tuxedo, cape & Clarks school shoes
WEIGHT- 60-70kg
DIMENSIONS- ...well, Im about 5ft something :proud:
SPEED- about average for a guy who spends most of his time in front of a computer
TURNING CIRCLE- 0m
GROUND CLEARANCE- ...um...
ARMOUR- skin, clothes specially constructed of an all-new flexible Hardox, as developed by my evil organisation, Overkill Industries (TM). Swish. :wink:
LEGS- two
POWER- food. Duh.
WEAPONS- Gifted with vast intelligence, the Professor is capable of creating a cunning plan within mere milliseconds, ideal for when world domination schemes go awry :proud:. Combined with a love of robotics, Reggie cam summon many various mechanical monsters to aid him in his insane quest, but by far and away his most prized possession is his Å“berCane. At first sight, it looks just like an ordinary walking cane, but one twist of the Chaos Emerald which powers it mounted on the top (dont tell the hedgehog, K? :wink:) and out the other end can come any number of evil surprises - a sword blade, a sledgehammer head, a large drill bit, helicoptor blades for a quick escape, a flamethrower barrel, a super-vaccuum pipe, a nitro booster (for use as a getaway broomstick) a gun barrel firing anything from machine gun bullets and shotgun ammo to rockets and lasers...the list goes on and on...
SRIMECH- Side-arms :lame:
NOTES- the evil side of my personality made flesh (or, in this case, digital)
STRENGTHS- magnificant intellect, multiple weaponry, vicious robotic lackies, highly manoueverable, not quite as mad as most other mad scientists
WEAKNESSES- not too good at hand-to-hand combat, still just a teenager, fictional

2. Dr Ivo Robotnik (back with his Egg-o-Matic of wonder)
3. Thomas the Tank Engine (your master hath returned! :proud:)
4. Mr. Edward Hyde (the real deal from RL Stevenson, not that piss-poor effort in Van Helsing)
5. Dick Dastardly & Muttley (Double-Team Time! :proud:)
6. Alphonse Al Capone (the grandfather of gangsters)
7. Random Dalek (now with jetpack and extendable wings courtesty of Overkill Industries :wink:)
8. Miles Tails Prower (essentially here to balance out the whole evil theme Ive got going :proud:)

AJ SEZ:

My enteries will be in at the weekend hopefully. :)

Never done a fan fic before. Alex, do you mind Emailing a rookie the rules round here?

Mind you not that I wont pick it up as I go along, and these prove my moneys going where my mouth is. Failing the money gets there, at least my foot will...

1) Samus Aaron.
Best known for: Metroid video games, First woman of Video gaming.
Shape: Humanoid.
Gender: Female
Occupation: Bounty hunter.
Weight: Unknown, Probablyd get blamed on suit, anyway...
Drive: Standing: Legs.
Morph ball: Tank style.
Ground clearance: Variable.
Weapons: Standing: Light beam, Dark beam.
Morph ball: Power bombs, Screw attack.
Strengths: Manueverable, quick.
Weaknesses: To powerful for own good...

2. Evil Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Real name: Thomas Oliver.
Shape: Humanoid.
Armour: Some sort of energy sheath. Tensile strength matches Ti, though it shares looks and fabric qualities with Spandex...
Jumping ability: 60ft.
Weight: unknown.
Ground clearance: Variable.
Weapons: Sword of darkness, Sword of light,Dragon dagger (Contains flute in handle), Green power sheild oh, and the DragonZord(Though I doubt it will be legal here.)
Strengths: Versatility.
Weaknesses: Morpher. Will demorph if badly damaged. Oh and another green candle...
Chronology: Tommy was picked by a Witch called Rita Repulsa in her attempt to create a rival to the original Power Rangers. Successful at 1st, But the spell on Tommy weakened and the Green power coin got used for good. Rita then enlisted her backup plan, the green candle , which would literally burn away at Tommys powers. Lord Z turned up and banished Rita to inprisonment and continued to let the candle burn. Tommy eventually lost hs powers and was given the white powercoin by Zordon.Lord Z and his new wife (Love potion) in Rita Repulsa resurrected an old rival of Zordons, just named the Wizard with the intent on resurrecting the Evil Green Ranger. Having cloned another Tommy and sent the other 5 powerless rangers back to early angel grove to fight 3 now humanoid mice.The white and green rangers fought as did their Zords. But the original Tommy realised he couldnt defeat his clone without the others. So he concentrated his attacks on the Wizard, giving him the sceptre and calling the 5 rangers back to the future. The 5 went off to fight the DragonZord whilst the 2 Tommys continued to fight. The white ranger destroyed the wizard and his spell over the green ranger, who in turn saved the DragonZord from destruction and sent it back to Its hiding place. The 2 rangers went back and the clone agreed to be left behind with the Green power coin. Over the years he got bitter that he had to stay behind, until Master Vile, Ritas father, collected him for purposes of his own. Reunited with the DragonZord, this new Evil Green ranger seeks vengance on the world that betrayed him.)

3. Evil DragonZord.
Height: 60 ft.
Weight. Unknown but can crush cars.
Shape: Humanoid/Dragon blend.
Armour: Titanium. (thickness still unknown - no one lives long enough to cut a sample.)
Weapons: Dragon sheild, Dragon tail, Missile claws.
Strengths: Dependable and loyal to the end.
Weaknesses: Largely due the fact that its controlled by the Dragon flute.

The wars incarnate are different from regular fanfics. Heres some pointers:

1) Throw logic out the window. Last series, thomas the tank engine turned out to be the anti-christ, and the overall winner was a kitten.

2) ...Actually there is no 2.

2) Its the only fanfic which isnt soley combat robot based.

Another good example was Dr robotnick winning eight nobel peace prises after cannabis made him see the world clearly and settign up a blue hedgehog sanctuary, take a look at it if you want

1. Electric Guitar

2. Funky Junkie

3. Glasgow Kiss

4. The intense humming of evil

5. 100% Artificial Insincere Hypocritical Guarantee

6. The Holy Bible

7. Glesgae Ned

8. Anthrax

Oops, didnt read the rules clearly enough.

Ill replace Judas Priests lead singer and the moron with Darth Vader and Cobra Commander. :proud:

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

Last time for entries tommorow night, Ill start writign with all the entries I do have

Frank

Pussycat
Megaman X
Firestorm
Gravity
Nightmare
Count Dracula
Tyranosaurus Rex
Pikachu

AJ

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Martyn

A Dog
A thunder storm
The red power ranger
A bar of choclate
A mars bar
A duck
Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head

Dave S

Mars
The Sun
The 5th Moon of Earth
A London Red Bus
An old radio
Electrical Storm
A White Swan
Pluto

Richard

Doctor Octopus (Spiderman 2)
T-800 Terminator (the Arnie one)
T-1000 Terminator (the liquid metal one)
T-X Terminator (the female one)
Ringwraith
Gollum
A Velociraptor
A Triceratops

Devon

Apocolypse (from the cartoon series of X-Men)
Morgoth (from The Silmarillion)
Starfire (the real one from Teen Titans)
Gothmog (Lord of the Balrogs)
The Linear Launcher
Fryloch (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Malomyotismon (from Digimon)
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Kody

Macbeth (NR) (ridiculous killer)
Wedginator rEVILution (R) (hehe...)
Hexadecimal (NR) (ReBoot character, likes chaos)
Hexadecimator (R) (Hexs unreal husband )
Cobra Commander
Darth Vader
Bowser

Chris Mason

Crash Bandicoot
Spyro
Homer Simpson
Bigfoot
Jack The Ripper
Kodiak (from Fightbox)
A Hippopotamus
Ruf Ruf Dougal (the robot)

Steve

Prof. Vengeance
Dr Ivo Robotnik
Thomas the Tank Engine
Mr. Edward Hyde
Dick Dastardly & Muttley
Alphonse Al Capone
Random Dalek
Miles Tails Prower

Ceri

Samus Aaran
Evil Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Evil DragonZord.
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Oh, and Ive changed my mind as to the people rule, the temptation to do soemthign nasty to George Bush is too good to pass up, if no one enters him Ive got an idea for a brilliant exhibition match against Blackadder

Um, did you not see my first entrant Alex? :sad:

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

A seen it now, im afraid that if people hide entries in paragraphs ill most likely miss them.

A quick introduction to each of the house fighters, created as the alter egos of my fanfic robot,s but for the msot part considerably nastier.

Achilles
A ferocious hero of Greek myth, imbued with invulnerability except for his heal and an expert with his bronze short sword. After completing his royal society for the killing of monsters gold award by killing every monster in the book he entered the societies hall of fame, but this tournament allows him to get access to thigns which dont technically exist making him a great fan of the event.

Allanon
An ancient druid with magical powers, physically strong, although most certainyl mortal, he can use the druids fire to be a ferocious weapon, this is his first time in the tournament.

Archangel of the Abyss
Bigger and badder, an unkillable creature of ancient and dark magic, capable of summoning legions of shadow beasts from the ether, last series his most proud achievement was helpign to overhaul god in the apocalypse boguht about by Thomas the tank engine.

Baldur
A Norse god whose was the favourite of them, enjoys workign with his double headed thorwing axe, and due to his mtoher he is invulnerable to everything in existance, except oddly enough mistletoe.

Blizzard
A raging force of nature, equipted with the vulnerability orb of magic that all non solid thigns are permitted, however he has coated it in a ball of ice makign it very hard to attack. Can freeze the legs off a mammoth i nan instant.

Darkerstar
A throbbing ball of antimatter capable of giving out ridiculuosly high voltages to stun energy, last series his pride and joy was when he helped vanquish Thomas and his legion of pre-school TV characters.

Hector
A Trojan Hero who uses his sword and shield with deadly proficiency to fell his enemies, last time he destroyed the hurricane after it enraged him by blowing his wifes skrits up.

Heir to Black Panther
A rather large and dangerous leopard with a black colouration, very evil, is the bigger cousin of the cats of course.

Kali
The only exception to my deity rule for the simple reason that the way that she fights here is exactly the way she fights in the legends shes from, demon slayer but close to being demonic herself, unstoppable in a rage this multiarmed killer weild many weapons simulaniously and drinks the blood of her foes.

Nodachi
A very large samurai sword, possessed by magic allowing it to weild itself in the air, no way of really killing it.

Odysseus
Another Greek hero, this one though is the msot cunnign man that ever lived and favours use of his ibex horn bow. He survived the last series by cunnignly hiding behind the nazgul when the sock combusted.

Ramthrax
An odd bacterium that flaots around in the air and has unusual effects upon the one who catches it, their head with thicked up making it hard to think and they will get muscle spasms causign them to charge forward and headbut things. Incurable by normal means.

Scaramanga
The man with the golden gun, an internationally reknowned assassin who never takes mroe than a single bullet to kill a target, wears a stylign tuxedo.

Salamander
The mythological one, not the next look a like, its about the size of a man and if anyones ever played dungeon keeper 2 its liek those ones, breathes fire.

Slammer V
A very muscular man, who lieks pickign people up and hittign their heads off the floor.

Slaying Mantis
A giant insect, the size of a car with sharp claws capable of cuttign someone in two.

Tengu
The balletic fighter from Japanese mythology, looks like a cross between a bird and a human, she is very fast and agile and weilds twin katanas. Last series she was killed by pussycat but reserected later to help destroy Thomass league of monstgrous childrens tv characters.

You Only Live Once
A vampire megalomaniac intent on taking over the world using his undeath ray, has an unatural obssession with piranha pools.

Lets start off with a couple of fights, first our reignign tournament champion pussycat takes on a dog in a classic grudge match, as the wars Incarnate is based entirely upon what draws i think will be entertainign structure isnt important, we work round at a time.

House fighters for today: Darkerstar and Kali

The cat glares at Lord Doomforall, this fight is so cliche and he doesnt appreciate it, but with its adamantium claw upgrades it got in the last series the cat doesnt really care, it could easiyl behead the stupid yapping poodle but that would be too easy, where is thestupid mutt anyway, the cat assumes its a poodle, or some other kind of sissy dog, the rest of Martyns entires are relativly lousy so this one will probably follow suit. The cat saunters alogn the arena lookign for it when suddenly a shadow from behind it causes it to turn round. Its not a poodle.

What the cat sees is a very very large rhodesian ridgeback, specifically bred for killing lions, this one is exceptionalyl big even for the breed and probably weights the best part fo half a ton. The cat bolts. Up the tree it shoots, the classy facae gone as the cat screeches in primal fear, the barking dog wags it tail as it watches the cat go. Suddenly it follws and then with a massive bigte taeks out the base of the tree causing the cat to fall out of it, unfortunatly for the dog it isnt te brightest of animals and the 30 tonne english oak flattens the animal with a loud squelch.

Kali rolls her eyes and hands the throbbign ball of anti matter that is darkerstar a ten pound note for winnign the bet and then proceeds to impale a couple of spectators while waitign for the next fight to begin.

Pussycat advances to round 2!

Mr Potato Head vs Gothmog, Lord of the Balrogs

House fighters are slaying mantis and blizzard

Mr Potato head is feeling confident in tihs fight, he doesnt know what a balrog is but in his oppinion tis probably one of those little luminous green rubbery toys shaped liek monsters, he could kick its ass anyday, besides hes been taking lessons in martial arts from a new ninja toy that his owner got, nothign can defeat him, for the second fight in a row the opponent is late, Mr Potato thinks with his newfound skill he must have been scared off. As it happens Gothmog got caught in interdimensional customs and as such was late while debating the legality of carryign a giant flaming whip in his own infernal body onboard the interdimensional transportamajig, then was havign problesm gettign into the competition area, he got caught in the turnstyles when he melted it with his fiery wings.

Mr Potato head of course knwos nothign of this, so whiel waitign he practises his karate chops, remembering to hold his arms in while he does so incase they fly our and hit someone, unfortunatly for him he soon got board fo this and decided to rearrange his features to entertain the tiring audience. This means that he doesnt see or hear Gothmog arrive behind him because his eyes were taken out. Gothmog smashes throguh the stands incineratign them with the heat of his own body. It also means that when his body is melted in hald by Gothmogs extra fine fiery whipe hes unable to see who did it to him, so Mr Potato head starst his ultimate technique, he puts his eyes back in and uses his hands to twist himself aroudn so he can see his adversary. He then uses all his might to flign his own arm towards his opponent to vanquish him utterly and probably knock him out cold. The balrog looks bemused as the pair of arms bounce off his toenail and melt into greasy little puddles.

Mr Potatohead has one choice now, soemtihng he vowed he would never do after he married Mrs Potatohead, he unleashes the full might of hios bitter sarcasm and knocks Gothmog to the floor with its cruel witt, the balrog sprawlign in agony as his mind is subjected to the cruelest of abuse, however gothmog gets up again and treads on Mr Potatohead before he can return another bitign remark.

A thin pool of molten brown plastic spreads out from between Gtohmogs toes.

Gothmog, lord of the Balrgos advances to round 2!

Next up Clover vs. Jack the Ripper

House Fighters are You only live once and slammer.

Jack and Clover square up against each other ready to do battle, Jack holds a scalpel between his thumb and forefinger ready to slice up the poor unsuspectign girl and suddenly darts forward knowing himself to be one of the most efficient kilelrs that lives. Unfortunatly for him he forgets that technology has advances a little so instead of killing clover with a single rpecise slash of a scalpel he finds himself bleedign to death on the floor as clover unloads three roudns of a pump action shotgun into his chest. As many speculate he was a surgeon however he manages to stitch himself up while not lookign, however Clover has started chattign to slammer, who desptie his simple looks is actually a warm and kind person, however what he really doesnt appreciate is hig conversation beign interupted by a murderous derranged surgeon and this time slammer picks up the strugglign scrawny man and beat him up and down off the floro with his head turnign it into a bloody pulp, when he looks like hed had enoguh slammer pickls up the series kilelr by the top of the head and crushes it like an egg.

Clover thanks slamemr and they exchange numbers for later.

Clover advances to round 2!

These up to standard?, Ive yet to decide upon any really good fights, we need soem hallucionation inducing substances and soem mroe novelty items!

More fights later

YAY! Shes back! :proud:

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

Booyah :proud:

IF, Im going against my former on-line wife (Clover), Ill just let Gothmog tap her in the back of the head, and knock her out. No damage, but short, quick, and painless, unless Gothmog does it too hard :sad:

1)banana hammock

2)bouncy castle

3)sticky popcorn cinema floor

4)large inflatable purple cowboy hat

5)spongebob square pants

6)golden monkey

7)basket ball

8)the number 8

Eh, tactics for my fighters...

1) Clover will use her agility, speed, and hi-tech weapons, of course
2) Wedginator rEVILution has grown extremely humongous and toss 5000 tons into space.
3) Macbeth will use the prophecy of no man of woman born can hurt me. Otherwise, just swipe and kill.
4) Hexadecimal will use her powers to either completely destroy an opponent or create a black hole that sucks the opponent in.
5) Hexadecimator is exactly like his wife except hes male.
6) Cobra Commander will use his smart-ass comments
7) Darth Vader will use his beam-sword to cut through anything
8) Bowser will turn into Giga Bowser when the going gets tough and use his force field against any tough attacks.

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

Alex is back and he is kicking bottom! :proud:

BTW a little space between each fight wouldnt go amiss :wink:. Also, would it be possible to get a few draws in advance so we can get some twisted tactics and predictions done? :)

OK, tactics.

CRASH BANDICOOT
Spin up very quickly and attack anyone

SPYRO
Flame. If that doesnt work, Ill pick up the offendor and drop him from a height.

HOMER SIMPSON
In The Homer they fall we can see that Homer can take the punches, so he will attack with any full force he can. Ive bribed him to fight so he will get free doughnuts.

BIGFOOT
Jump up and down on top of them and generally abuse them

JACK THE RIPPER
What happened in the above fight is probably what I would have wanted to do anyway.

KODIAK
If its a robot, punch it. If its a human...SPANK IT! If its anything else...throw it around, then laugh at it.

HIPPOPOTAMUS
Pick it up with its jaws, and then either crush it or throw it around

RUF RUF DOUGAL
Dougal can take a lot of abuse and is a good pusher (as Gemini found out). Tactics similar to that fight.