The Caption Contest

Ok doakie pretty simple this is I will post a few random pictures at a time and you lot come up with captions for it. I will then decide the best one and that person gets 5 points. Then the people who entered will decide on their favourite by saying who they think came up with the best one and they will get 3 points, the people who entered cant vote for there own caption. So here we go with the first 2 pictures.

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The girl on the left is called Emma and the one on the right I dunno her name so we will call her Sally

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The one on the left is Emma and the one on the right I don€™t know his name so lets call him Joe

Caption for Picture 1: (to the tune of Complicated by Avril Lavigne) Whyd I have to go and make myself be constipated?

Caption for Picture 2: O...k... these are a bit higher than normal...

Caption 1- If I close my eyes... she cant see Im here...

Caption 2- Dont worry... theyll grow in time...

Picture 1
Sally became worried that Emma was reading too much Harry Potter when she became convinced she could magically disappear by concentrating hard enough.

Picture 2
Joe: Emma, you and I need to have a little talk...do you think the glare off the top of my hair is affecting my chances with women?

Ah Richards Back :)

Picture 1:
Your watching ABC family, where Sally is playing with Emma

Picture 2:
Sit down love, I have something bad to say, Im a ghost

Picture 1: Trust me, Im an experienced chicken stuffer

Picture 2: Love at first height... I mean sight... :P