I've Cracked it

I think ive finally done it! ive solved the riddle of the universe!! to try and kill me,
Jan- fractured knee cap
march/april- concusion dislocated shoulder broken foot
July- fractured collar bone!!!! that bike has got to go it means once again im away from robots for 2 months im hoping to be ableto make wickstead park if i havent managed to kill myself by then.

....and getting gradually closer to your head which I assume you were dropped on when you were a baby.
Have you ever thought that it might not be the universe thats trying to kill you but your bike is possessed? Either that or it has some strange power that every time you get on it YOU are possessed.

Take care again, again, again, - (I sound like bloody Tinky Winky) :)

Thats right, its just your bike Craig. Its me the Universe is after.

And no, Im not paranoid. Paranoia is when you only think theyre out to get you:proud:

Theres only one Craig Danby

Thank God !

SO get better soon.

:)GORD

*looks round* did you hear that? *gulps* somebodys talking to me... dont you lot hear it???????

Get well soon mate, I will keep your batteries until next time I see you unless u let me know you need them sooner.
Ed - DB5

Oops forgot i had been whinging about my injuries again, Ed no probs your welcome to keep them for a bit longer im gonna be at Wickstead if that helps if not ill be on the winter tour at some point.
Karoline... being dropped on ones head is better than falling out of the ugly tree and hitting ever branch on the way, must be a team thing scorpion/pillow torque tend to enjoy trying to piss me off

We always aim to please
(note to myself to aim better next time) :mrgreen:

Well it is my plesasure nay my duty to inform my caring audience about my latest and quiet frankly my greatest injury yet,

those of u on msn can see the picture of me with a quiet substantial black eye, this time its a little more than that, ihave a detatched retaner thanks to a very big and very illegal tackle in rugby.

Im told the sight will come back but means im little more than useless this christmas

With the injuries i gt im thinking of starting a newsletter instead of posting on here

Sorry to hear youve busted yourself again Craig.

Hows your depth perseption?